Lil Twist

Miley Cyrus & Justin Bieber Made A Song Called ‘Twerk,’ Of Course

I just assumed Lil Twist was simply a hanger-on who makes Justin Bieber smoke weed and piss in mop buckets with his black people witchcraft, but it turns out he’s something of what qualifies as a “musician” these days. So here’s the leaked version of his track “Twerk” featuring Justin and Miley Cyrus who apparently… More »

Weed And Taking His Shirt Off Are All The Girlfriend Justin Bieber Needs Now

Sometime before New Year’s, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez apparently called it quits again sending him straight into the arms of a rapper named Lil Twist who’s already transformed the Maple Christ into a shirtless, pot-smoking braggadocio with a thirst for blood. Which says a lot about Lil Twist’s influence considering Justin Bieber used to… More »