Posts tagged "Lil Kim"

Lil’ Kim Is Pregnant. Somehow.

I've always lived under the impression that Lil Kim's uterus was replaced with a diamond studded Mrs. Potato Head, so I'm honestly trying to process this information along with alerting Interpol that someone found Hitler's long-range birthing gun and that it looks like this. Us Weekly reports: Lil' Kim took to…
By: The Superficial / February 13, 2014

This Is Either Snooki Or Lil Kim, You Try Telling Them Apart, Smart Guy

The cameltoe-gunt hybrid says this is Snooki, but the bleached albino face also says Lil Kim. So let's meet in the middle, and just say it's The Leprechaun because, if you think about it, we'll never really know for sure if it isn't will we? No. No, we won't.
By: The Superficial / November 26, 2013

Miley Cyrus Was Lil’ Kim For Halloween

Back in 1999, Lil' Kim showed up to the VMAs with a pastie-covered breast hanging out of her outfit which Diana Ross fondled forcing our nation, for one night, to agree black people are hilarious. It was an innocent time. Or so it seemed, except somewhere in Nashville, Tennessee, a six-year-old…
By: The Superficial / October 31, 2013

Lil’ Kim Should Be Made an Honorary Jackson and Other News

- Jessica Simpson's new boyfriend is Superman. There's no other explanation here. [Dlisted] - JWoww's giant breasts are still out there. [Hollywood Tuna] - Carrie Underwood is now Carrie Fisher. [Popeater] - Paris Hilton's collateral damage. [DrunkenStepfather: Site i…
By: The Superficial / July 12, 2010

Lil Kim in a bikini

Here's Lil Kim jet skiing in Miami yesterday, and if I were her I'd be walking around a tad more pissed off. I mean, she's probably spent every dollar she's ever made on reconstructive surgery yet she looks like Black Shrek with Drooping Flapjack Action. No, really, if Lil Kim started speaking in Mike…
By: The Superficial / September 23, 2009

Lil Kim is a lil pissed about Notorious B.I.G. movie

Lil Kim isn't happy with the way she's portrayed in the upcoming Biggie Small's biopic Notorious and has issued a statement to the AP voicing her disapproval: "The film studio and producers involved were more concerned about painting me as a 'character' to create a more interesting story line instead of a person with…
By: The Superficial / January 14, 2009