Posts tagged "Liberty Ross"

Turns Out Licking Kristen Stewart’s Vagina Is Bad For Your Marriage. Who Knew?

For those of you who forget the day true love grew it's last pure, untainted sparkle-erection, Snow White and The Hunstman director Rupert Sanders was caught going down on Kristen Stewart who was Robert Pattinson's girlfriend and more importantly not Rupert Sanders' wife Liberty Ross. And while it seemed like everyone was going to be…

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2013

Liberty Ross Wants Rupert Sanders Back

Despite the fact the entire world saw Rupert Sanders pretend he's Bane by using Kristen Stewart's vagina as a mask, his wife Liberty Ross apparently still wants to make their marriage work even though she's already hired a divorce attorney who I'll just assume's been tasked with finding legal grounds to make Robert Pattinson have…

By: The Superficial / August 9, 2012

Robert Pattinson Kicked Kristen Stewart Out Is How That Really Went

Last week, reports claimed that Robert Pattinson had moved out of the house he shared with Kristen Stewart, except it turns out he actually owns it and didn't want to be around while she packed up her crap because he sparkle-kicked her right the fuck out. People reports: The 22-year-old actress subsequently apologized to Pattinso…

By: The Superficial / July 31, 2012

Kristen Stewart & Rupert Sanders Were Doing It For Six Months

Kristen Stewart claimed her make-out session with Rupert Sanders was a "momentary indiscretion" because people just all of a sudden agree to meet and tongue each other's no-no places in a parking lot without a history of seeing each other naked, but Liberty Ross' brother is claiming their affair went on for at least six…

By: The Superficial / July 30, 2012

Rupert Sanders’ Dad Blames Kristen Stewart For Being Pretty

If you're wondering why Rupert Sanders would publicly humiliate his wife and kids for a chance at Kristen Stewart's emo-hole, it turns out his dad's a pretty enabling guy who will gladly defend his son being a dick even in the face of overwhelming evidence. People reports: "From what I gather nothing really happened and…

By: The Superficial / July 27, 2012

Robert Pattinson Just Bailed On Kristen Stewart

Twi-hards have been breathlessly waiting to see how Robert Pattinson would react to Kristen Stewart publicly admitting she banged the married director of Snow White and The Huntsmen, and it looks like that reaction is going to be, immediately pack his shit and move the fuck out. People reports: The 26-year-old actor has left the…

By: The Superficial / July 26, 2012

Kristen Stewart Cheated On Edward: The Aftermath

It's now Day 2 of this confusing, strange new reality we find ourselves in where Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's relationship failed to be as exactly magical as it is in the Twilight movies. (I heard they're not even real vampires. YOU'VE BUILT A HOUSE OF LIES.) So instead of making every single post today…

By: The Superficial / July 26, 2012

Kristen Stewart Releases Statement Apologizing To Robert Pattinson For Cheating On Him. Wow.

In case you were wondering just how badly Us Weekly busted Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders (Above, not Thor), the married director of Snow White and The Huntsman, she just released a statement admitting the whole thing. Which is pretty impressive, if not unprecedented, considering her team was given a heads

By: The Superficial / July 25, 2012

KRISTEN STEWART CHEATED ON ROBERT PATTINSON WITH A MARRIED GUY OMGGG!!!

Christian Bale being awesome might've torn a massive hole in the Internet yesterday, but that's (sadly, so very, very sadly) nothing compared to the latest news that Kristen Stewart allegedly cheated on Robert Pattinson with Snow White and The Huntsman director Rupert Sanders who also happens to be married. Whoops. People reports: Kristen is absolutely…

By: The Superficial / July 25, 2012