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Liam Neeson Is Having Sex With A Famous Vagina, But Whose? And Why?

Liam Neeson is making passionate love to a famous woman, but that’s as much as you’re going to know. More »

Football Is Bullshit, Here Are The Commercials

Some sort of sports ball game happened last night, but more importantly, celebrity laden ads to sell you shit you don’t need and sequels to movies nobody asked for! USA! USA! USA! More »

Liam Neeson: ‘There Are Too Many F*cking Guns In America’

“But how will I protect my compound when the gub’mint comes for me?!”

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Liam Neeson doesn’t have money, but what he does have is a very specia- *gets Batman doll shoved in temple by Fish* – It’s cool, man, it’s cool. I forgot we weren’t doing that… More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Banging Liam Neeson’s 18-Year-Old Son Now

When you’re an 18-year-old boy, there’s really not a whole lot you won’t fuck. Actually that’s true for any man at any age, but it completely ruins the setup for this joke, so just assume it only pertains to 18-year-old males. I’ll be your best friend. When you’re 18, you’ll fuck anything which is all… More »

Liam Neeson’s Converting To Islam

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a convert, I can tell you I don’t have faith. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me pretty handy inMore »

Natasha Richardson dies from ski injury

After conflicting reports on her condition Tuesday and word today that she had suffered irreparable brain damage, Natasha Richardson’s ordeal came to a tragic end when she passed away today from a head injury suffered while skiing in Canada. The AP reports:

“Liam Neeson, his sons (Micheal and Daniel), and the entire… More »