Posts tagged "Liam Neeson"

Football Is Bullshit, Here Are The Commercials

Some sort of sports ball game happened last night, but more importantly, celebrity laden ads to sell you shit you don’t need and sequels to movies nobody asked for! USA! USA! USA!

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

Liam Neeson: ‘There Are Too Many F*cking Guns In America’

“But how will I protect my compound when the gub’mint comes for me?!”

Posted by Photo Boy

Liam Neeson doesn’t have money, but what he does have is a very specia- *gets Batman doll shoved in temple by Fish* – It’s cool, man, it’s cool. I forgot we weren’t doing that…

By: Photo Boy / January 15, 2015

Lindsay Lohan’s Banging Liam Neeson’s 18-Year-Old Son Now

When you’re an 18-year-old boy, there’s really not a whole lot you won’t fuck. Actually that’s true for any man at any age, but it completely ruins the setup for this joke, so just assume it only pertains to 18-year-old males. I’ll be your best friend. When you’re 18, you’ll fuck anything which is all…

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2013

Liam Neeson’s Converting To Islam

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a convert, I can tell you I don’t have faith. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me pretty handy in

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2012

Natasha Richardson dies from ski injury

After conflicting reports on her condition Tuesday and word today that she had suffered irreparable brain damage, Natasha Richardson’s ordeal came to a tragic end when she passed away today from a head injury suffered while skiing in Canada. The AP reports:

“Liam Neeson, his sons (Micheal and Daniel), and the entire…

By: The Superficial / March 18, 2009