Posts tagged "Lena Dunham"

Brian Williams Watched His Daughter Get Her Ass Eaten On ‘Girls’

Allison Williams had her ass eaten on the season premiere of Girls Sunday night, so naturally this pinnacle of pop culture relevance and art crashing together in a woman's anus required an immediate retrospective from Vulture about how the scene was filmed and then watched by NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams because dads do…

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015

The Golden Globes After Parties We Missed

And to conclude our coverage of the Golden Globes, here are a bunch of celebrities at 18 different after parties celebrating themselves for starring in a three-hour long national broadcast celebrating themselves because they truly are our unsung heroes. Would it kill everybody to stop and talk about them more? They work totes hard. THE

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015

The 2015 Golden Globe Awards

I probably should've checked if there are any more awards show this month because here's the rest of The 2015 Golden Globes that we may or may not have blown 75% of our photo budget on already. In our defense, it has boobs in it, and a Ruth Wilson pic that justifies whatever it i…

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015

Lena Dunham Is Sorry She Described Herself As A Sexual Predator

*takes swig of scotch* Alright, let's talk about little kids getting touched again. Goddammit... While most sane and rational people understand that Lena Dunham isn't a child molester, even liberal feminists would agree parts of her book contain some fucked up shit even if it was taken completely out of context by a right-wing, homophobic…

By: The Superficial / November 5, 2014

Lena Dunham Cancels Book Tour Dates

"Ohmygod, she reminds me of my sister!" -- Is Hell hot? Yesterday, the Internet exploded over whether or not passages in Lena Dunham's book about early sexual curiosity (that were more than likely exaggerated) could somehow make a seven-year-old girl a child molester which is goddamn ridiculous on its face. Except now it's resulted i…

By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014

Lena Dunham Didn’t Molest Her Sister, STFU

I don't care for Lena Dunham. I don't like Girls. I don't think she's some bold, fresh feminist voice as much as a bourgeois Bohemian high on her own farts. And if I'm being a frank, asshole purveyor of an Internet boob site, her constantly naked box-body offends me. That being said, you have to…

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014

Lena Dunham’s Topless, Too, Goddammit

Christian conservatives like to flail their arms around and say America is becoming Nazi Germany because people sometimes disagree them and don't go, "Why, yes, we should become a theocracy based on a 2,000 year old book that says you can stone women and gays to death. How do we make that happen?" However, if…

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2014

Amanda Bynes Will Be Locked Up For A While

So I have some bad news for people who enjoy watching a mentally disabled woman spiral out of control because they think that's the same sort of "train wreck" as Lindsay Lohan, and good news for anyone who wants to see Amanda Bynes get the help she needs without her parents fucking it up by…

By: The Superficial / October 15, 2014

Lena Dunham Believes In Paying Artists Now

After being called out by the New York Times and Gawker for not paying artists to perform during a promotional tour for the book she was paid a $3.7 million advance to write on top of charging people $38 more to see her talk about it, Lena Dunham has decided okay, maybe artists should be…

By: The Superficial / September 30, 2014

Lena Dunham Thinks Artists Should Work For Free

Lena Dunham landed a $3.7 million advance for her upcoming book Not That Kind of Girl which she'll promote with an 11-city tour at a cost of $38 per ticket. It will feature a variety of artists who won't see a dime of that money because their art isn't special like her writing art, so…

By: The Superficial / September 29, 2014

The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

Here's the rest of The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards where my comprehensive reporting will tell you Breaking Bad won fucking everything except for that one award for True Detective and Benedict Cumberbatch winning for Sherlock which slightly makes up for Rust Cohle losing to Walter White. More importantly, Laura Prepon demonstrated the misogynistic side…

By: The Superficial / August 26, 2014

MET Gala 2014: WTF Happened Here?

Because Photo Boy and I know jackshit about fashion - *fingers hole in Iron Man t-shirt* - here's our gallery of the most questionable outfits from last night MET Gala punctuated by Kate Upton's huge breasts which are making her getup look less and less ridiculous by the second. In fact, is she glowing to…

By: The Superficial / May 6, 2014

Lena Dunham Just Made The Most Sense About The Woody Allen Debacle

While Scarlett Johansson insured there'll be an Oscar-worthy project down the road the for her by defending Woody Allen to The Guardian, Lena Dunham has made the most surprisingly profound remarks to Marc Maron about the alleged molestation of Dylan Farrow and how that should reflect on Woody Allen's art. So while you read that,…

By: The Superficial / March 18, 2014

Our Long National Lena Dunham Naked Nightmare Might Be Over

"Wait. Did a bounty hunter just pull a thermal detonator on someone who wouldn't pay 50,000 for a Wookiee? If so, I'm gonna queef." Because sometimes it's fun to dress The Penquin in fancy dresses and take his picture, Lena Dunham is the cover interview for the April issue of Glamour where she drops the…

By: The Superficial / March 11, 2014

Yellow Grimace & The 71st Annual Golden Globes

Because I wasn't fucking around when I said we're getting in and out of the Golden Globes, here's the rest of the shit you might possibly, but not really, need to know. Starting with these red carpet photos, this Ronan Farrow tweet which is so awesome, he has to be Sinatra's son: Missed the Woody…

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2014

Lena Dunham Broke The Internet

So remember when I said my next post would be today's hottest story? It's this. This is the top story. Lena Dunham getting milked by some dude on a stool. That's what everyone's looking at. Whatever, Internet. Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

By: The Superficial / October 10, 2013

‘Feed Me, Seymour!’

Here's Lena Dunham being handfed by her assistant on the set of Girls yesterday because when you're a big time writer/producer/actor for an HBO television series, you don't have time to put your Dunkin Donuts coffee down and shove a quesadilla into your mouth. Not to mention, she might lose weight in the process which…

By: The Superficial / August 1, 2013

Christina Aguilera Lost Weight

The last time we left Christina Aguilera, her gigantic ass orbited the American Music Awards forever enshrouding it in darkness. Except here she is looking noticeably thinner at the Time 100 Gala last night because apparently she's one of our Most Influential People now. So just assume Hillary Clinton's on the voting committee. "Now our…

By: The Superficial / April 24, 2013

BREAKING: Kat Dennings Had Large Breasts At The Grammys, Too

I like to think of Kat Dennings as Katy Perry's cool kid sister who's slowly blossoming into a beautiful woman even though she's already 26. I also like to think of two of them as the kind of siblings who freely take bubble baths together and make sure each others jugs have a healthy, luxuriou…

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2013