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Don’t @ Leighton Meester With Your Steamed Vaginas

Leighton Meester will pass on the steamed clams, thank you very much. More »

Here’s Krysten Ritter In A Bikini

Jessica Jones’ butt was in a thong, so I compared it to Leighton Meester’s. This is a real job. More »

Leighton Meester’s Butt Has Never Been Dumped

Leighton Meester has never been dumped presumably because her butt is amazing. This is vital information you needed to know. More »

MET Gala 2014: WTF Happened Here?

Because Photo Boy and I know jackshit about fashion – *fingers hole in Iron Man t-shirt* – here’s our gallery of the most questionable outfits from last night MET Gala punctuated by Kate Upton’s huge breasts which are making her getup look less and less ridiculous by the second. In fact, is she glowing to… More »

Good Morning, Leighton Meester, And Other News

- Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are coordinating outfits now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Padma Lakshmi’s banging Richard Gere. [Dlisted]

- ScarJo’s bouncing breasts GIFs, anyone? [theCHIVE]

- Hey Airlines, Stop Overbooking Flights On Purpose [The Frisky]

– Goddamn, Maryna Linchuk… [Popoholic]

Dawson reexamined his… More »

Leighton Meester Married Adam Brody

According to Us Weekly, Leighton Meester secretly married Adam Brody which is incredible news because according to my eyes, I have fantastic bikini photos of her ass which I will use any excuse to post. I could’ve heard a story about Leighton Meester seeing a puppy, and you’d be staring deep in her butt wondering… More »

This Is Engaged To Adam Brody

Dear God,

I know we haven’t exactly been on speaking terms, so I’ll make this quick: I’m going to shit on your foot. I’m going to squat down, look you right in the eye, and shit on your foot. There’ll be no words, no polite hello, just me shitting directly on your foot. More »

Adam Brody’s Banging Leighton Meester

According to Us Weekly, Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are allegedly dating which is awesome because now I finally have an excuse to test my theory that her ass in a bikini can make even the most depressing news palatable. So far I’m not seeing any results outside of these two beautiful unicorns lovingly nuzzling… More »

BEST OF 2012: Leighton Meester’s Butt

Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill,More »

It’s Leighton Meester’s Butt In A Bikini

It’s been three years since Leighton Meester’s been on The Superficial in a bikini, so to commemorate this momentous occasion, I took the liberty of slapping all the butt shots into one gallery. It’s what Leighton would’ve wanted. “Please help perverts find us on the Internet,” her cheeks are practically saying through a complex system… More »

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