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Here’s Krysten Ritter In A Bikini

Jessica Jones’ butt was in a thong, so I compared it to Leighton Meester’s. This is a real job. More »

Leighton Meester’s Butt Has Never Been Dumped

Leighton Meester has never been dumped presumably because her butt is amazing. This is vital information you needed to know. More »

MET Gala 2014: WTF Happened Here?

Because Photo Boy and I know jackshit about fashion – *fingers hole in Iron Man t-shirt* – here’s our gallery of the most questionable outfits from last night MET Gala punctuated by Kate Upton’s huge breasts which are making her getup look less and less ridiculous by the second. In fact, is she glowing to… More »

Good Morning, Leighton Meester, And Other News

- Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are coordinating outfits now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Padma Lakshmi’s banging Richard Gere. [Dlisted]

- ScarJo’s bouncing breasts GIFs, anyone? [theCHIVE]

- Hey Airlines, Stop Overbooking Flights On Purpose [The Frisky]

– Goddamn, Maryna Linchuk… [Popoholic]

Dawson reexamined his… More »

Leighton Meester Married Adam Brody

According to Us Weekly, Leighton Meester secretly married Adam Brody which is incredible news because according to my eyes, I have fantastic bikini photos of her ass which I will use any excuse to post. I could’ve heard a story about Leighton Meester seeing a puppy, and you’d be staring deep in her butt wondering… More »

This Is Engaged To Adam Brody

Dear God,

I know we haven’t exactly been on speaking terms, so I’ll make this quick: I’m going to shit on your foot. I’m going to squat down, look you right in the eye, and shit on your foot. There’ll be no words, no polite hello, just me shitting directly on your foot. More »

Adam Brody’s Banging Leighton Meester

According to Us Weekly, Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are allegedly dating which is awesome because now I finally have an excuse to test my theory that her ass in a bikini can make even the most depressing news palatable. So far I’m not seeing any results outside of these two beautiful unicorns lovingly nuzzling… More »

BEST OF 2012: Leighton Meester’s Butt

Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill,More »

It’s Leighton Meester’s Butt In A Bikini

It’s been three years since Leighton Meester’s been on The Superficial in a bikini, so to commemorate this momentous occasion, I took the liberty of slapping all the butt shots into one gallery. It’s what Leighton would’ve wanted. “Please help perverts find us on the Internet,” her cheeks are practically saying through a complex system… More »

Leighton Meester Looked Better Than Blake Lively

Apparently Gossip Girl has been around for 100 episodes without me ever watching one, so here’s Blake Lively and Leighton Meester celebrating that achievement Saturday night while planning their mutual escapes even if it takes leaking naked photos on the Internet for a random example. Anyway… despite the fact Blake’s outfit is essentially see-through and… More »

Leighton Meester Beat Her Mom With a Bottle, If You Believe An Ex-Con

Before we get into the various lawsuits Leighton Meester and her mom Constance are firing back and forth at each other, just a little background: When Constance was pregnant with Leighton, she was in prison for working with a drug ring to smuggle dope into the United States from Jamaica, and birthed Leighton in a… More »

Leighton Meester For Absolutely No Reason and Other News

- That Shane Black directing Iron Man 3 rumor was actually legit. [FilmDrunk]

- George Clooney is God’s gift to women. [Popeater]

- Justin Bieber takes a bullet to the chest. [Dlisted]

- Selena Gomez is mature about relationships. [Celebslam]

- Rachel Weisz likes her vagina shaken,… More »

Leighton Meester Has Gams Out the Wazoo and Other News

- Jamie Foxx is Ricky Gervais now. [Popeater]

- Gwyneth Paltrow will perform with Cee-Lo at the Grammy Awards, then take a dump on the American flag for daring to harbor Cup-O-Soup. [Dlisted]

- Mariah Carey is letting cameras into her house again. Is there enough room? HIYO! Fat jokes. [LaineyMore »

Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester Aren’t Making This Any Easier

Here’s the often confused Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly at the premiere of The Roommate, and now that I see them together, I genuinely feel bad for thinking they look the same. It’s like equating one attractive woman to another attractive woman who happens to have a forehead the size of a windshield. That’s how… More »

Leighton Meester Looks Overdressed

Here’s Leighton Meester wearing nothing but a Louis Vuitton raincoat and lingerie in the January issue of Allure where she crushes my fantasy of erotic Krav Maga fights with Blake Lively:

On the supposed rivalry with costar Blake Lively:
“It’s unfortunate when women are pitted against each other, like with Sex andMore »

Leighton Meester Dressed Like a Dude

Because you can’t seem to get enough of her despite the fact she’s lacking a certain magnifique boulon-ons of say, I dunno, Blake Lively, here’s Leighton Meester at the Gotham Independent Film Awards last night where she decided to wear a suit and tie to sexually confuse me. I say sexually confuse because I have… More »

Leighton Meester for Herbal Essences and Other News

(Shouldn’t she be faking an orgasm? I say “faking” because the female one is pure myth.)

- Angelina Jolie doesn’t celebrate Thanksgiving. [Popeater]

- Jessica Simpson apparently won’t eat some things. Who knew? [Dlisted]

- Glee: Sesame Street for Tweens? [Lainey Gossip]

- Minka Kelly and dare… More »

Leighton Meester is Crafty

With Blake Lively being universally panned for her “acting” in the just-released Green Lantern trailer, a sly Leighton Meester conveniently appeared at the Harry Winston event in New York last night wearing see-through pants – with no underwear. Now, I’m not saying this was a coordinated move to claim the title of “the hot one” More »

Leighton Meester For Vera Wang

I post a lot of Blake Lively on the site because she’s an angel sent from above to show me her spectacular rack and should be heralded as such. However, in the spirit of the unity, here’s a little something for the Leighton Meester fans out there. This is her looking undoubtedly attractive on a… More »

Megan Fox Should Be Wonder Woman

David E. Kelley, creator of Ally McBeal, The Practice and Boston Legal, is reportedly creating a Wonder Woman show for The CW after attempts by Joss Whedon and others to get a movie made fizzled out because we’re talking about a chesty beast who demands a full hour each week to run around in slow-motion. More »

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