Posts tagged "Leighton Meester"

MET Gala 2014: WTF Happened Here?

Because Photo Boy and I know jackshit about fashion - *fingers hole in Iron Man t-shirt* - here's our gallery of the most questionable outfits from last night MET Gala punctuated by Kate Upton's huge breasts which are making her getup look less and less ridiculous by the second.
By: The Superficial / May 6, 2014

Good Morning, Leighton Meester, And Other News

- Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are coordinating outfits now. [Lainey Gossip] - Padma Lakshmi's banging Richard Gere. [Dlisted] - ScarJo's bouncing breasts GIFs, anyone? [theCHIVE] - Hey Airlines, Stop Overbooking Flights On Purpose [The Frisky] - Goddamn, Maryna Linchuk... [Popoholic] - Dawson reexamined his …
By: The Superficial / April 22, 2014

Leighton Meester Married Adam Brody

According to Us Weekly, Leighton Meester secretly married Adam Brody which is incredible news because according to my eyes, I have fantastic bikini photos of her ass which I will use any excuse to post. I could've heard a story about Leighton Meester seeing a puppy, and you'd be …
By: The Superficial / February 19, 2014

This Is Engaged To Adam Brody

Dear God, I know we haven't exactly been on speaking terms, so I'll make this quick: I'm going to shit on your foot. I'm going to squat down, look you right in the eye, and shit on your foot. There'll be no words, no polite hello, just me shitting directly on your foot. Although, I …
By: The Superficial / November 20, 2013

Adam Brody’s Banging Leighton Meester

According to Us Weekly, Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are allegedly dating which is awesome because now I finally have an excuse to test my theory that her ass in a bikini can make even the most depressing news palatable. So far I'm not seeing any results outside …
By: The Superficial / February 6, 2013

BEST OF 2012: Leighton Meester’s Butt

Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of …
By: The Superficial / December 27, 2012

It’s Leighton Meester’s Butt In A Bikini

It's been three years since Leighton Meester's been on The Superficial in a bikini, so to commemorate this momentous occasion, I took the liberty of slapping all the butt shots into one gallery. It's what Leighton would've wanted. "Please help perverts find us on the Internet," her cheeks are practically saying through …
By: The Superficial / April 15, 2012

Leighton Meester Looked Better Than Blake Lively

Apparently Gossip Girl has been around for 100 episodes without me ever watching one, so here's Blake Lively and Leighton Meester celebrating that achievement Saturday night while planning their mutual escapes even if it takes leaking naked photos on the Internet for a random example. Anyway... despite the fact Blake's outfit is …
By: The Superficial / November 21, 2011

Leighton Meester Beat Her Mom With a Bottle, If You Believe An Ex-Con

Before we get into the various lawsuits Leighton Meester and her mom Constance are firing back and forth at each other, just a little background: When Constance was pregnant with Leighton, she was in prison for working with a drug ring to smuggle dope into the United States from Jamaica, and birthed …
By: The Superficial / July 26, 2011

Leighton Meester For Absolutely No Reason and Other News

- That Shane Black directing Iron Man 3 rumor was actually legit. [FilmDrunk] - George Clooney is God's gift to women. [Popeater] - Justin Bieber takes a bullet to the chest. [Dlisted] - Selena Gomez is mature …
By: Photo Boy / February 18, 2011

Leighton Meester Has Gams Out the Wazoo and Other News

- Jamie Foxx is Ricky Gervais now. [Popeater] - Gwyneth Paltrow will perform with Cee-Lo at the Grammy Awards, then take a dump on the American flag for daring to harbor Cup-O-Soup. [Dlisted] - Mariah Carey is letting cameras into her house again.
By: Photo Boy / February 2, 2011

Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester Aren’t Making This Any Easier

Here's the often confused Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly at the premiere of The Roommate, and now that I see them together, I genuinely feel bad for thinking they look the same. It's like equating one attractive woman to another attractive woman who happens to have a forehead the …
By: The Superficial / January 25, 2011

Leighton Meester Looks Overdressed

Here's Leighton Meester wearing nothing but a Louis Vuitton raincoat and lingerie in the January issue of Allure where she crushes my fantasy of erotic Krav Maga fights with Blake Lively: On the supposed rivalry with costar Blake Lively: "It's unfortunate when women are pitted against each other, like with Sex …
By: The Superficial / December 14, 2010

Leighton Meester Dressed Like a Dude

Because you can't seem to get enough of her despite the fact she's lacking a certain magnifique boulon-ons of say, I dunno, Blake Lively, here's Leighton Meester at the Gotham Independent Film Awards last night where she decided to wear a suit and tie to sexually confuse me. I say sexually confuse because …
By: The Superficial / November 30, 2010

Leighton Meester for Herbal Essences and Other News

(Shouldn't she be faking an orgasm? I say "faking" because the female one is pure myth.) - Angelina Jolie doesn't celebrate Thanksgiving. [Popeater] - Jessica Simpson apparently won't eat some things. Who knew? [Dlisted] - Glee: Sesame Street for Tweens? [Lainey Gossip] - …
By: The Superficial / November 24, 2010

Leighton Meester is Crafty

With Blake Lively being universally panned for her "acting" in the just-released Green Lantern trailer, a sly Leighton Meester conveniently appeared at the Harry Winston event in New York last night wearing see-through pants - with no underwear. Now, I'm not saying this was a coordinated move to claim the title of …
By: The Superficial / November 17, 2010

Leighton Meester For Vera Wang

I post a lot of Blake Lively on the site because she's an angel sent from above to show me her spectacular rack and should be heralded as such. However, in the spirit of the unity, here's a little something for the Leighton Meester fans out there. This is her looking undoubtedly attractive …
By: The Superficial / November 9, 2010

Megan Fox Should Be Wonder Woman

David E. Kelley, creator of Ally McBeal, The Practice and Boston Legal, is reportedly creating a Wonder Woman show for The CW after attempts by Joss Whedon and others to get a movie made fizzled out because we're talking about a chesty beast who demands a full hour each week to run around in slow-motion.
By: The Superficial / October 4, 2010

Leighton Meester wearing who the hell knows and other news

- Chris Brown Jet-skis after beating Rihanna, yet becomes a hermit when nobody likes his music. Nice. [Lainey Gossip] - Denise Richards is ready to detonate. Knew she wouldn't let me down. [PopEater] - Christina Aguilera is really glad she activated that clone so she can take …
By: The Superficial / December 30, 2009

Leighton Meester Poses for GQ

As promised, here's Leighton Meester's insane, lingerie-clad ass garnering her the title of GQ's Obsession of the Year. Unfortunately, these probably would've seemed hotter had Blake Lively kept her non-airbrushed breasts of power under wraps over the weekend. Of course, some might say that's just me trying to lower …
By: The Superficial / November 18, 2009
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