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There Is.. Another.. Fappening

NOTE: This is not a leaked photo of Kim Kardashian. This is the shit she gives away for free.

The last time I covered The Fappening our servers broke for two weeks, so if it’s Monday morning and there’s nothing but a crater where the site once was, avenge me. Now that that… More »

Remember When I Said Leelee Sobieski Looked Hot? About That…

Back in July, Leelee Sobieski was spotted on the streets of New York looking, for a lack of a better term, chestalicious prompting me to post photos of her looking as such. Since then the national attention that clearly I alone generated – “For whomever controls the Internet boobs, controls the masses.” – Jesus ofMore »

Leelee Sobieski is Hot? Wait, What?

Does anyone know exactly when Leelee Sobieski started looking like this? Because I don’t remember getting that memo. In fact, I don’t have any memos. Just a bunch of doodles of me carrying Peter Dinklage in a Baby Bjorn. What the hell kind of business am I running here? (Please say chocolate factory.)

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