Posts tagged "Larry King"

So Kate Upton Will Literally Do Anything For Money

Remember yesterday when I made fun of Michelle Bachmann for saying we’re now living in the Biblical End Times? I take it back. I take it all back.

By: The Superficial / October 9, 2013

Val Kilmer Has A Great Pitch For ‘Heat 2′:
‘So Remember Natalie Portman? I Bang Her’

It’s been a weird week, so here’s a weird, yet awesome, story about Val Kilmer telling Larry King his pitch for Heat 2 which conveniently involves his character banging Natalie Portman. But not in a sexual way! It’s only to piss off Al Pacino. Via The Wrap:

“Here’s my pitch,” Kilmer said. “You…

By: The Superficial / June 27, 2013

Larry King Might Have Saved Wesley Snipes

“Always bet on black. I mean, Jew.”

Wesley Snipes is scheduled to go to jail today for failing to file his taxes five years in a row because apparently that’s illegal. (Side note: What are taxes?) Anyway, Monday night he appeared on Larry King Live where it was shockingly revealed one of the…

By: The Superficial / December 9, 2010

Larry King punched his wife?

So apparently Larry King’s divorce was triggered by him sleeping with his sister-in-law and something about his wife banging their kid’s baseball coach. I don’t really know because old people sex should be illegal, but what I find hilarious is reports that the couple were physically abusive towards each other, according to TMZ:…

By: The Superficial / April 15, 2010

Chris Brown: ‘Of course, I remember’

Apparently Chris Brown is already doing spin control of his spin control. After previews of his Larry King Live interview appeared online yesterday which showed Chris saying he doesn’t remember beating Rihanna, his publicist quickly starting firing off the following statement to media outlets:

“There have been reports on the Internet that…

By: The Superficial / September 1, 2009

Chris Brown doesn’t remember beating Rihanna, but still loves her. Aww.

In the upcoming Extra Special “Chris Brown, He’s Not So Bad” Issue of People, that’s sure to go over well with housewives, the singer reveals he still has feelings for Rihanna and cried to his mom the night of the attack:

He still loves Rihanna: “I never fell out of love with her. That…

By: The Superficial / August 31, 2009

Kate Gosselin does Larry King

Seen here outside her attorney’s office in LA yesterday, presumably to ass-rape Jon for wanting off the show, Kate Gosselin taped an interview with Larry King last night set to air this evening. Here are the highlights via Us Magazine:

On the future of the show:
“Personally, for myself and the kids, thi…

By: The Superficial / August 26, 2009

Layla Kayleigh poses for PETA and other news

- Larry King needs to admit he’s in an abusive relationship. Or is a pirate. Either one. [Celebslam]

- Jennifer Hudson gave birth to a baby boy. [PopEater]

- Kate Hudson is A-Rod’s personal cheerleader whose vagina isn’t a sarcophagus. That would probably make me do my job better, too. Just a…

By: The Superficial / August 11, 2009

Chris Brown to apologize on Larry King Live

Chris Brown has another apology in the works. This time it’ll be on national TV and, I assume, with more sincerity than his last one which made ham sandwiches look more remorseful. RadarOnline reports:

The singer will be formally sentenced on Wednesday, August 5 and sources tell RadarOnline.com that he will…

By: The Superficial / August 3, 2009

Joe Jackson denies beating Michael Jackson

In an interview with Larry King last night, Joe Jackson denied ever beating Michael Jackson as a child. To back up his claims, Joe inexplicably goes on to say that “beating started with slavery,” and any parent who says they never spanked their kid is “a liar.” Except for apparently Joe Jackso…

By: The Superficial / July 21, 2009

Christina Aguilera still has huge breasts, and something about voting

Christina Aguilera stopped by Larry King Live last night (video after the jump) to talk about her involvement in Rock the Vote. She recently filmed a PSA where she sings “America the Beautiful” while holding newborn baby Max. Christina just wants people to vote and wouldn’t endorse a specific candidate. She also admitted this i…

By: The Superficial / June 26, 2008

Hulk Hogan: God wants John Graziano in a coma to make him ‘a better person’

Oh, man, those crazy Hogans have done it again! This time Hulk stopped by Larry King Live last night for an emotional interview about his son Nick’s imprisonment. At the end of the interview, a teary-eyed Hulk remained positive that Nick’s accident happened for a divine reason and then expressed his belief that…

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2008

Kim Kardashian to Larry King: Playboy is ‘inspirational’

Kim Kardashian and her rag-tag bunch of family members stopped by Larry King Live on Friday. After getting peppered by Barbara Walters about her sex tape, Kim was ready for another awkward discussion about her nudity with the surprisingly alive. This time Larry brought up the topic of her shoot for Playboy. Kim said a…

By: The Superficial / March 31, 2008

Dog the Bounty Hunter on Larry King Live

Duane “Dog” Chapman appeared on Larry King Live for another round of public apologizing. I decided to post some pics of Dog and his wife Beth leaving the studio because you can’t help but stare at them. It’s like a fat woman smuggling watermelons in her ridiculously low top. But with the hilarity…

By: The Superficial / November 8, 2007

Paris Hilton lied about doing drugs

Paris Hilton told Larry King she’d never done drugs before, but over the weekend when she went to club Teddy’s in Hollywood she was seen getting out of her SUV in a “cloud of marijuana smoke.” A witness tells Page Six:

“She took a huge puff off of a joint, then opened…

By: Superficial / July 10, 2007