Posts tagged "Lady GaGa"

It’s Lady Gaga’s Butt In A Bikini

Lady Gaga’s butt is not a discussion on racial or gender identity.

The Superficial / June 16, 2015

The 2015 MET Gala

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.

The Superficial / May 5, 2015

The 87th Annual Academy Awards

Full Disclosure: Emma Stone and Jennifer Aniston are making this gallery look way more exciting than it really is. I genuinely feel bad tricking you with it.

The Superficial / February 23, 2015

The Rest of The 57th Annual Grammy Awards

The other people at the Grammys who didn’t get their own posts. Pity them. Pity their lowly lot in life.

The Superficial / February 9, 2015

Hopefully Lady Gaga Just Accidentally Pulled A Hannibal Buress

Posted by Photo Boy

Remember Lady Gaga? Merkin Lady…ran around naked in the woods that time? Not ringing any bells? Well, she used to be a pop singer, but now she just does naked onstage costume changes, blows polka dot penises, and dry humps her backup dancers. Anyway, this one time, she made…

Photo Boy / November 25, 2014

Lady Gaga Has An Armpit Tattoo, Also Side Boob

Remember Lady Gaga? Used to be Paul from The Wonder Years? Eh, it doesn’t matter. Here she is showing off her new armpit tattoo in England which I’m posting because you can see her side boob, and side boob isn’t Bill Cosby raping people. “Allegedly.” A topic I’ll eventually have to write about later today…

The Superficial / November 20, 2014

If Only There Was Some Way To Tell If Lady GaGa Has A New Album Out

If you’re wondering why I put stars over Lady Gaga’s pasties, trust me when I say that from far away – say the exact distance you’re boss would be standing – the fabric of her dress creates a circular effect that looks exactly like a nipple. Which is also why I’m typing five feet away…

The Superficial / September 23, 2014

A Lady Gaga Post? Okay, Why Not?

So remember Lady Gaga? Weird nose, kind of a Madonna thing going on? It’s not important. Anyway, here she is in Athens yesterday where she did a bunch of stuff with her tits and ass which I’m now posting on the Internet for people to get boners from because journalism isn’t always NFL players beating

The Superficial / September 18, 2014

Lady Gaga’s Just Trying To Find Her Naked Way In A Miley Cyrus World

With Miley Cyrus doing whatever the hell naked shit she’s doing these day (Was that scat porn? I’m pretty sure I just linked to scat porn.), it’s tough out there for a Gaga Lady who used to be able to pop out of an alien egg and everyone would clap and dub her The Avante…

The Superficial / May 7, 2014

Lady Gaga’s ‘G.U.Y.’ Video Wasted 365,000 Gallons of Water In The Middle Of A Drought

California is in the middle of an historic drought, so it only makes sense that Lady Gaga blew through 365,000 gallons of water so there wouldn’t be an empty pool in the background while shooting her “G.U.Y.” video at the Hearst Castle. Did the water table write ARTPOP? Then it can go fuck itself. Radar…

The Superficial / April 15, 2014

Lady Gaga’s Demanding Photo Agencies Photoshop Her Pictures Now

While Beyonce went the less subtle route of having her publicist demand websites remove unflattering photos of her, Lady Gaga’s people were smart enough to realize photo agencies would let you have sex with your kids if it meant an exclusive and started demanding pics be “enhanced” before they’re approved for publication. A process that…

The Superficial / April 8, 2014

So Lady GaGa’s ‘G.U.Y.’ Video Happened

Instead of getting into Lady Gaga’s “ARTPOP film” video for “G.U.Y.” and all the Real Housewives bullshit that dwells within, let me tell you about the most fucked up celebrity dream I’ve ever had in all my years writing this site and that’s coming off of an least three year run where I’m back i…

The Superficial / March 24, 2014

There’s Video of Lady GaGa Getting Puked On

Earlier today I linked to pics of Lady GaGa getting puked on at SXSW (deliberately in the tit), and now there’s video of her “Swine” performance which will really promote a culture of tolerance and acceptance for the homosexual community, so I take back everything I said about her non-profit. I was a fool. A…

The Superficial / March 14, 2014

Lady GaGa’s Born This Way Foundation Only Gave $5,000 Of Its $2 Million To Actual Charity

Celebrity charities are by and large horseshit shell corporations – if not outright scams – to give their friends and families cushy jobs that pay them with donated money to do basically jackshit. And if you think Lady GaGa is a special hermaphroditic snowflake of artistic integrity who’s different than all the other celebrities, congratulations,…

The Superficial / March 13, 2014

‘Sin City: A Dame To Kill For’ Has A Jessica Alba Being A Stripper Trailer

There are exactly four Sin City books worth reading: The Hard Goodbye (Originally titled Sin City), A Dame To Kill For, The Big Fat Kill, and That Yellow Bastard. After that begins the frothing, batshit descent into insanity of the once great comic legend known as Frank Miller. Three of those four were already covered…

The Superficial / March 7, 2014

The 86th Annual Academy Awards

I pretty much made my feelings on the Oscars known last night – Although, kudos to Rust Cohle for his work as an undercover AIDS patient. – so here are the best red carpet pics Photo Boy could find while I sat in the corner making beer can men and mumbling how we’ll do thi…

The Superficial / March 3, 2014

Lady GaGa Shaved Her Vagina, Oh Good

When we last left Lady GaGa’s vagina, it was in full bush mode or sporting one hell of a merkin. Except here she is last night wearing a leotard between her freshly shorn labia because that’s a wholly original idea that no one’s been doing lately. Her creativity really is quite astounding. You’ll never see…

The Superficial / February 18, 2014

Lady GaGa Didn’t Make A Song With R. Kelly. What Are You Talking About?

“Just a second, girl. Told that motherfucker I needed more bran…”
When the Village Voice published its interview with Jim DeRogatis detailing the graphic and extensive nature of R. Kelly’s alleged statutory rapes, almost everyone immediately asked what the fuck Lady GaGa was doing recording a song with him. Including Lady GaGa who suddenly re-recorded…

The Superficial / January 7, 2014

That’s Lady GaGa’s Vagina

Because Miley Cyrus had to make a huge deal out of them and Lady Gaga is simply the mirror with which pop culture views itself and realizes it should probably shave, here’s her hairy vagina (NSFW) posing for the cover of Candy magazine officially making this The Year of The Vulv. By spring, kids will…

The Superficial / December 4, 2013

Oh, What’s That, Lady GaGa? You’re Marilyn Monroe And R. Kelly Is Obama?

Get back in your egg.
Photos: Getty

The Superficial / November 25, 2013
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