Posts tagged "Kurt Cobain"

UPDATE: Kurt Cobain’s Suicide Just Got Reopened

After recently developing 35 mm film that was forgotten for almost 20 years in an evidence locker, Seattle police have reopened the investigation into Kurt Cobain‘s death, according to KIRO. Except let me save everybody a whole bunch of time and energy: It was Courtney Love. Courtney Love did it. Why do you think she’…

By: The Superficial / March 20, 2014

Courtney Love Apologizes To Frances Bean For Saying She Banged Dave Grohl

“Lousy gummint always tryin’ to steal my baby. Stop touchin’ me, Obama!”

Last week, heroin told Courtney Love it’d be an awesome idea to go on Twitter and accuse Dave Grohl of banging Frances Bean because he’s always been “sexually obsessed” with Kurt Cobain. Except here comes the amazing part of this story.

By: The Superficial / April 16, 2012

Courtney Love Talks About Killing Kurt Cobain

Posted by Photo Boy

That headline was a cheap lure, I know, but it’s actually not far from the crazy that Courtney Love decided to spew out to Vanity Fair. In an effort to give kids a better understanding of what drugs do to your brain than the fried egg analogy, or really…

By: Photo Boy / October 5, 2011

Kurt Cobain Had a Giant Penis

“Can you just give me a second with that thing? It’s stuck in my shoe again…”

For their June issue, GQ put together a “definitive oral history” celebrating the 20th anniversary of Nirvana’s debut which, of course, Courtney Love felt would be the proper venue to talk about how huge Kurt Cobain‘s peni…

By: The Superficial / May 26, 2011

Kanye West is Kurt Cobain Now

Kanye West‘s upcoming album Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy has officially been banned from Wal-Mart thanks to the appearance of abstract art nipple, the true vessel of Satan. But don’t let me be the one to tell you. Let’s hear it directly from Kanye – in spectacular crazy-vision. Via Twitter:

– Yoooo they banned my…

By: The Superficial / October 18, 2010

UPDATE: Courtney Love: ‘Guitar Hero raped Kurt Cobain’

Courtney Love is threatening to sue Activision over Kurt Cobain being an unlockable character in Guitar Hero 5 and took to her Twitter page to scream bloody murder. Of course this was probably to save her own ass because, surprise! Guess who signed the agreement and the back of the check. TMZ reports:…

By: The Superficial / September 11, 2009

Kurt Cobain’s ashes stolen, Courtney Love might cease to exist

Courtney Love (a.k.a. “Madonna on meth” above) is claiming that the ashes of her late husband Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain were stolen. The ashes were stored in, brace yourself, a pink teddy bear bag with a lock of Kurt’s hair. It was allegedly taken from her house along with thousands of dollars in jewelry, according…

By: The Superficial / June 1, 2008