Posts tagged "Kristin Cavallari"

Kristin Cavallari Is Pregnant. Again.

Kristin Cavallari is pregnant again because apparently contraception causes autism, too.

The Superficial / May 12, 2015

Rita Ora & Kristin Cavallari Deserved Better

Yesterday, our server basically burst into flames, fucking a giant hole in our day and causing us to scramble to post what we could, when we could. So lost in that mix were Rita Ora and Kristin Cavallari who both showed up in small doses, but really deserved their own galleries because Jesus Christ. So…

The Superficial / August 26, 2014

Kristin Cavallari Won’t Vaccinate Her Kids

While appearing on FOX News The Independent yesterday, Kristin Cavallari revealed that she won’t vaccinate her kids which prompted Kennedy to point out how fucking retarded that is and that the study linking vaccines to autism has been thoroughly debunked. But Kristin’s read books so that makes her smarter than a doctor. Via Deadspin:
You…

The Superficial / March 14, 2014

Kristin Cavallari (In A Bikini) Looks Like This Now

Kristin Cavallari had a baby last August, so I really don’t know what the point of this photo shoot is considering she’s had a year to lose the baby weight and already looked like this in December. Maybe it’s to show how well she’s starved herself, destroyed her breasts and looks way more sickly thi…

The Superficial / June 3, 2013

Good Morning, Kristin Cavallari, And Other News

- Where does the sexy end and The Beef begin? [Dlisted]
- Taylor Swift and her new boyfriend are totes dry humping. Totes. [Lainey Gossip]
– I think these chicks work out, but don’t quote me on that. [theCHIVE]
– So who wants to watch domestic life slowly eat away at Mitt Romney’s sanity? Because…

The Superficial / December 5, 2012

Heidi Montag’s Still Alive

And this is why future sex robots should be biodegradable. How many times do I have say it?
The last time Heidi Montag was on the site it was September 2011, although some of us will always believe in our hearts that she never really left us. Anyway, here she is making a rare, and…

The Superficial / May 21, 2012

Pregnant Kristin Cavallari Swimsuit Photos
(a.k.a. The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 3.13.12)

Normally this would be the part of the day where Photo Boy regales you with random pics of Prince Charles, David Hasselhoff or on a good day, THE DINK, but since he’s not here for the week you get pregnant Kristin Cavallari swimsuit photos. Granted, these aren’t really as sexy as all that other stuff…

The Superficial / March 13, 2012

Kristin Cavallari’s Pregnancy Was An ‘Accident’

“All too easy…”
While Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler’s friends are telling everyone her pregnancy is just a good, old-fashioned accident because that’ll stop those baby trap rumors, Jay’s now trying to tell people he never broke up with Kristin in the first place because that’s something a man who’s not staring at a shitload…

The Superficial / January 24, 2012

Kristin Cavallari Is Pregnant

After being dumped by Jay Cutler days before their wedding, Kristin Cavallari made sure he can’t get away this time because she will not go back to drunkenly banging Corey from Boy Meets World again. And by made sure I mean she pulled a Jessica Alba and went, “Wait a minute, birth control pills don’t…

The Superficial / January 23, 2012

Kristin Cavallari Denies Sleeping With Scott Disick, Trashes Whole Kardashian Family

Yesterday, Life & Style reported that Kristin Cavallari slept with Scott Disick while he was on a break from Kourtney Kardashian right before Kris Jenner made them get back together and shit out Mason. Except Kristin – who’s back with Jay Cutler, by the way – not only denied the report this morning but essentially…

The Superficial / November 17, 2011

Scott Disick Cheated On Kourtney Kardashian With Kristin Cavallari

If you’re like me you lost countless hours of sleeping wondering why Scott Disick wasn’t at the October 31st taping of Dancing With The Stars to support Rob Kardashian. It’s literally all I’ve written about in my diary along with detailed plans to stab Mariah Yeater for saying those mean things about Justin. Anyway… tur…

The Superficial / November 16, 2011

Kristin Cavallari Got Drunk With The Kid From ‘Boy Meets World.’ Why Not?

Apparently when you’re a D-list reality star who gets epically dumped by an NFL quarterback days before your wedding, you have the option of trying to bang your childhood crushes, so here’s a sloppy drunk Kristin Cavallari leaving Troubadour with Boy Meets World star Ben Savage over the weekend. Sure, Cory’s alright, but I’ve alway…

The Superficial / August 1, 2011

Kristin Cavallari Found The Xanax

Ever since Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears kicked her to the curb over the weekend, Kristin Cavallari has been walking around looking like someone who got dumped after already posing in a wedding dress and selling the exclusives to Life & Style. Except here she is last night looking surprisingly chipper, so either she&#8217…

The Superficial / July 29, 2011

Jay Cutler Dumped Kristin Cavallari

If you found yourself going, “Who the hell is Kristin Cavallari?” don’t feel bad because even her fiance, Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears, found himself asking the exact same question. E! News reports:
A source close to the couple told E! News that while Cavallari’s excitement about their big day led her to buy…

The Superficial / July 25, 2011

Kristin Cavallari Also Wore a Bikini and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy
- Eva Longoria will have a hilariously sensual lesbian scene in the new indie flick Without Men. [Huffington Post]
- Mary-Louise Parker didn’t get to meet the royals because JLo has a giant ass. No, really. [Dlisted]
– Who wants to see Gwyneth Paltrow waste away from a deadly virus? [Lainey

Photo Boy / July 15, 2011

Kristin Cavallari in a Bikini and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy
– So, who wants to see Kim Kardashian’s $2 million ring? [TooFab]
- Kara DioGuardi accidentally ate pot brownies at Paula Abdul’s house. Of course. [Popeater]
– Who is Joey King? She’s 11, and she’s a baller. [Huffington Post]
- Oprah’s last show was basically a self-help seminar. [Dlisted]
- Olivia

Photo Boy / May 26, 2011

Kristin Cavallari & Jay Cutler Are Engaged

In before someone says, “Slow news day?”
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler asked The Hills star Kristin Cavallari to marry him after whisking her off to Cabo, according to People, and a surprising amount of you wrote in on this one. Apparently you really want to see me make a joke about him sitting out…

The Superficial / April 26, 2011

Kristin Cavallari Seems Really Important All of a Sudden

Realizing taking photos of a Lindsay Lohan movie that mysteriously nobody is talking about making anymore is astronomically dumb, photographer Tyler Shields has wisely moved on to taking sexually provocative photos of Kristin Cavallari. A woman whose breasts I once insulted but only because my penis deep, intellectual brain part underestimated how relevant she is.

The Superficial / September 10, 2010

Kristin Cavallari is a Wonderful Daughter

Apparently one of the drawbacks to having a reality star for a daughter is that they sometimes drunkenly demand you drive them to Subway at two in the morning when you’re both plastered out of your face. Or maybe Kristin Cavallari’s just special, and her mom’s one of those moms who lets their kids act…

The Superficial / September 9, 2010

Kristin Cavallari Should Never Do This Again

For a while there, I was actually beginning to classify Kristin Cavallari as one of the hotter chicks out there, D-level celebrity aside. And then she wore this to the premiere of Salt last night which is not so much arousing as it’s suddenly making me hungry for IHOP. Or really flat, drooping biscuits. With…

The Superficial / July 20, 2010
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