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Ronan Farrow Punches Hollywood In The Dick Over Woody Allen

Ronan Farrow calls out Kristen Stewart, Blake Lively, Miley Cyrus, and other celebrities by name for working with Woody Allen. … More »


So This Is Soko Sucking On Kristen Stewart’s Thumb

Kristen Stewart apparently enjoys a romantic, public thumb suck from whoever the hell Soko is. More »


Kristen Stewart’s Mom: ‘She’s Dating Alicia Cargile’

Kristen Stewart is in a lesbian relationship with Alicia Cargile, according to Kristen’s mom. … More »


MET Gala 2014: WTF Happened Here?

Because Photo Boy and I know jackshit about fashion – *fingers hole in Iron Man t-shirt* – here’s our gallery of the most questionable outfits from last night MET Gala punctuated by Kate Upton’s huge breasts which are making her getup look less and less ridiculous by the second. In fact, is she glowing to… More »


Kristen Stewart Wrote A Poem

I’m going to be honest here. I know next to nothing about poetry and would immediately zone out during any part of any class when it was time to read or write it. I even dated an English major who tried her damnedest to get me into it, but she also could orgasm just by… More »


How Dare You Inhale Kristen Stewart’s Oxygen?!

Sorry for the late start, but apparently it’s the goddamn Hunger Games for decent WiFi in New York. Case in point: I’m riding Photo Boy’s back while he’s holding a large stabbing instru- no wait, that’s how every day starts. Anyway, we’re actually able to upload photos without putting them in a stamped envelope addressed… More »


That’s Right, Private Kristen Stewart, Take Off That Uniform And Party With The Chick In The Bikini

Here’s Kristen Stewart on the set of Camp X-Ray where she plays a guard who falls for one of the prisoners even though everyone’s all like, “What? No. He’s dangerous!” But, God, how she wants to have his terrorist baby even if it kills her because the central theme of the movie is that’s what… More »


The Paparazzi Wrote ‘I Love Rob’ On The Hood of Kristen Stewart’s Truck

Above is a video of Kristen Stewart walking out to her truck after the paparazzi decided to write “I Love Rob” on the hood. And normally I’m on the side of the paparazzi because without them we’d have no idea what Brandi Glanville’s underwear looks like drunk, but this was a pretty dick move with… More »


Kristen Stewart Wore This To Fashion Week

Here’s the now-single Kristen Stewart at Paris Fashion Week where I can’t tell if she’s wearing a designer outfit or simply on her way to shoot Irresistible: The Robert Palmer Story then have the director lick her pussy. I should probably learn more about clothes, but eh, who needs ‘em?

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Katy Perry (Probably) Broke Up Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart

“You’ll never let a director lick your pussy, right?”
“Whatsha pushy?”

We went down this road before the last time Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson broke up because she let the director of Snow White and The Huntsman lick her emotionless vagina in the backseat of a car, but Lainey Gossip has… More »


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