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Ronan Farrow Punches Hollywood In The Dick Over Woody Allen

Ronan Farrow calls out Kristen Stewart, Blake Lively, Miley Cyrus, and other celebrities by name for working with Woody Allen. … More »

So This Is Soko Sucking On Kristen Stewart’s Thumb

Kristen Stewart apparently enjoys a romantic, public thumb suck from whoever the hell Soko is. More »

Kristen Stewart’s Mom: ‘She’s Dating Alicia Cargile’

Kristen Stewart is in a lesbian relationship with Alicia Cargile, according to Kristen’s mom. … More »

MET Gala 2014: WTF Happened Here?

Because Photo Boy and I know jackshit about fashion – *fingers hole in Iron Man t-shirt* – here’s our gallery of the most questionable outfits from last night MET Gala punctuated by Kate Upton’s huge breasts which are making her getup look less and less ridiculous by the second. In fact, is she glowing to… More »

Kristen Stewart Wrote A Poem

I’m going to be honest here. I know next to nothing about poetry and would immediately zone out during any part of any class when it was time to read or write it. I even dated an English major who tried her damnedest to get me into it, but she also could orgasm just by… More »

How Dare You Inhale Kristen Stewart’s Oxygen?!

Sorry for the late start, but apparently it’s the goddamn Hunger Games for decent WiFi in New York. Case in point: I’m riding Photo Boy’s back while he’s holding a large stabbing instru- no wait, that’s how every day starts. Anyway, we’re actually able to upload photos without putting them in a stamped envelope addressed… More »

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