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Kristen Bell: ‘Stay Away From My Kid Unless You’re Vaccinated’

Kristen Bell will straight-up tell friends not to touch her baby if they’re not vaccinated. More »

That’s Kristen Bell’s Butt In A Bikini

Let me be the first to say, yes, you’re right. It isn’t fair to post Kristen Bell’s butt in a bikini directly above Maria Menounos’ legendary ass of lore. Except you know what else isn’t fair? Comparing getting your picture taken with child rape which is also why I’ve freshly prepared this bowl of dicks… More »


Kristen Bell might be a shrill, over-entitled celebrity who equates paparazzi photos with child rape (which, fuck you, Jezebel, is the exact definition of hysterical), but here she is flashing her nude panties at the premiere of something or rather which will generate me a profitable amount of Internet clicks so I can spout off… More »

A Word On This #Pedorazzi Business

Yesterday, Just Jared and People magazine publicly blew themselves over their editorial decisions to join Entertainment Tonight in no longer publishing unauthorized photos or videos of celebrity’s children with obvious exceptions for red carpet photos and sporting events. (Although, People gave themselves some wiggle room by saying “news-worthiness” could override that decision.) Except all of… More »

Christina Aguilera is Moody

Despite this being her first major acting role, Christina Aguilera waltzed out to her car with an attitude last night while the rest of the cast of Burlesque made nice with the fans and signed autographs. (Except for, of course, Cher who was permitted to fly a helicopter through the ceiling.) Although, in Christina’s defense,… More »

GOLDEN GLOBES: How many f-cking people were at this thing?

And here’s one last pass through the Golden Globes before I lose my shit and firebomb an orphanage:

Jennifer Aniston does a bang-up job of diffusing those Gerard Butler rumors by showing him her vagina on the red carpet.
Anna Paquin who got robbed for Best Actress despite not being afraid to… More »

Kristen Bell wants to have lesbian sex with this

Kristen Bell recently filmed Burlesque with Christina Aguilera and the experience left her wanting to rub her face in some Xtina funbags which I’m just now noticing might have shrunk. NOOOOOO! While I figure out a way to spear 2010 in its black heart for this, here’s what Kristen had to say in the… More »

Kristen Bell is still banging that guy and other news

- Nancy Grace lunches on Jon Gosselin’s balls. [PopEater]

- Don Draper kicks the shit out of non-fictional men. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kelly Bensimon needs to stop working out. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Paris Hilton will answer the age-old question: Can ghosts get chlamydia? [Just Jared]

- MelMore »

Kristen Bell in a bikini

Here’s Kristen Bell vacationing in Hawaii with Dax Sheppard who I basically cropped out of every single shot. Now, I know what you’re thinking: Does Jesus write this blog? And the answer is, no, he doesn’t. I’m just his son who moonlights as a sexual ninja. No, really, ask my exes. They never knew… More »

Kristen Bell in a bikini

Here’s Kristen Bell allowing Dax Shepard to slather her bikini body with suntan lotion. Yeah, it’s only spray-on lotion, but I’m pretty sure this is conclusive evidence that either God doesn’t exist or is drunk again. Dax Shepard gets to nail Kristen Bell: HA! Good one, big guy. But, seriously, I’m gonna need those keys…
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