Posts tagged "Kristen Bell"

Kristen Bell: ‘Stay Away From My Kid Unless You’re Vaccinated’

Kristen Bell will straight-up tell friends not to touch her baby if they’re not vaccinated.

The Superficial | February 18, 2015 - 11:40 am

That’s Kristen Bell’s Butt In A Bikini

Let me be the first to say, yes, you’re right. It isn’t fair to post Kristen Bell’s butt in a bikini directly above Maria Menounos’ legendary ass of lore. Except you know what else isn’t fair? Comparing getting your picture taken with child rape which is also why I’ve freshly prepared this bowl of dicks…

The Superficial | March 25, 2014 - 1:30 pm


Kristen Bell might be a shrill, over-entitled celebrity who equates paparazzi photos with child rape (which, fuck you, Jezebel, is the exact definition of hysterical), but here she is flashing her nude panties at the premiere of something or rather which will generate me a profitable amount of Internet clicks so I can spout off…

The Superficial | March 13, 2014 - 11:14 am

A Word On This #Pedorazzi Business

Yesterday, Just Jared and People magazine publicly blew themselves over their editorial decisions to join Entertainment Tonight in no longer publishing unauthorized photos or videos of celebrity’s children with obvious exceptions for red carpet photos and sporting events. (Although, People gave themselves some wiggle room by saying “news-worthiness” could override that decision.) Except all of…

The Superficial | February 26, 2014 - 12:51 pm

Christina Aguilera is Moody

Despite this being her first major acting role, Christina Aguilera waltzed out to her car with an attitude last night while the rest of the cast of Burlesque made nice with the fans and signed autographs. (Except for, of course, Cher who was permitted to fly a helicopter through the ceiling.) Although, in Christina’s defense,…

The Superficial | December 10, 2010 - 2:52 pm

GOLDEN GLOBES: How many f-cking people were at this thing?

And here’s one last pass through the Golden Globes before I lose my shit and firebomb an orphanage:
Jennifer Aniston does a bang-up job of diffusing those Gerard Butler rumors by showing him her vagina on the red carpet.
Anna Paquin who got robbed for Best Actress despite not being afraid to go full pubic…

The Superficial | January 18, 2010 - 1:18 pm

Kristen Bell wants to have lesbian sex with this

Kristen Bell recently filmed Burlesque with Christina Aguilera and the experience left her wanting to rub her face in some Xtina funbags which I’m just now noticing might have shrunk. NOOOOOO! While I figure out a way to spear 2010 in its black heart for this, here’s what Kristen had to say in the latest…

The Superficial | January 4, 2010 - 11:10 am

Kristen Bell is still banging that guy and other news

- Nancy Grace lunches on Jon Gosselin’s balls. [PopEater]
- Don Draper kicks the shit out of non-fictional men. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kelly Bensimon needs to stop working out. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Paris Hilton will answer the age-old question: Can ghosts get chlamydia? [Just Jared]
- Mel Gibson’s DUI has been expunged…

The Superficial | October 6, 2009 - 9:17 pm

Kristen Bell in a bikini

Here’s Kristen Bell vacationing in Hawaii with Dax Sheppard who I basically cropped out of every single shot. Now, I know what you’re thinking: Does Jesus write this blog? And the answer is, no, he doesn’t. I’m just his son who moonlights as a sexual ninja. No, really, ask my exes. They never knew if…

The Superficial | June 19, 2009 - 3:59 pm

Kristen Bell in a bikini

Here’s Kristen Bell allowing Dax Shepard to slather her bikini body with suntan lotion. Yeah, it’s only spray-on lotion, but I’m pretty sure this is conclusive evidence that either God doesn’t exist or is drunk again. Dax Shepard gets to nail Kristen Bell: HA! Good one, big guy. But, seriously, I’m gonna need those keys……

The Superficial | August 18, 2008 - 1:17 pm

Kristen Bell gets cleavagey when she’s drunk

Kristen Bell is filming a scene for her new movie When in Rome where her character gets all kinds of drunk and rocks the cleavage. If Kristen is basing this on her own drinking habits, we are so much alike. And they say a good relationship is built on common interests. In this case, getting…

The Superficial | June 20, 2008 - 3:26 pm

Kristen Bell calls Brad Pitt a giant pansy (Okay, maybe not in those words…)

Kristen Bell loves her some hockey. And on top of that she loves her some hockey players. The hell she’s doing with Dax Sheppard is beyond me. She chatted with yesterday and declared her preference for a high-sticker over low-sticker Brad Pitt*: If you could meet any hockey player, who would you meet…

The Superficial | May 28, 2008 - 1:50 pm

Kristen Bell must work out

These are shots of Kristen Bell yesterday on the set of her new movie When in Rome. I’ll let you guys figure out why I posted them. Here’s a clue to get you started: It has nothing to do with my love of the Mediterranean but everything to do with my love of Kristen Bell’s…

The Superficial | May 22, 2008 - 4:32 pm

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard go public

Kristen Bell has been trying to keep her relationship with Dax Shepard out of the public eye. Some say it’s to maintain a sense of privacy. I say it’s out of shame, utter remorse and did I mention shame? Anyway, the two were spotted yesterday being very affectionate on South Beach. I don’t really see…

The Superficial | January 2, 2008 - 1:32 pm

Kristen Bell tries on clothes

Kristen Bell was photographed trying on some clothes at Rumors in Sherman Oaks. I’m not feeling the striped dress, Kristen. Looks too much like a bathrobe and I can’t stand the things. I prefer my women to air-dry after exiting the shower. Which is why I hide all the towels when my girlfriend spends the…

The Superficial | December 13, 2007 - 5:17 pm

Kristen Bell is ‘Hottest Newcomer’ (Yeah, she is)

Kristen Bell won the award for “Hottest Newcomer” at the 2007 Spike Video Game Awards. Kristen was recognized for her work on the show Heroes and the video game Assassin’s Creed. Wow, Kristen Bell has invaded two of the things I love: Heroes and video games. If she starts showing up inside beer bottles, I…

The Superficial | December 10, 2007 - 2:32 pm

Hayden Panettiere and Kristen Bell pose with stuff

Hayden Panettiere and Kristen Bell pose next to two Lamborghini’s for a photo shoot yesterday in Los Angeles. I wonder if they’re going to get into character and have an insane superhero fight. Kristen will shoot lightning all over the place while Hayden loses an arm but totally grows it back. That would be…

The Superficial | November 15, 2007 - 11:30 am

Kristen Bell wears a bikini

I’m not exactly sure who Kristen Bell is or what she’s done, but here she is wearing a bikini on the set of Heroes. Apparently her character has the ability to put on silly hats and pretend her hand is a gun. That’s a pretty neat power I guess. In a tough situation she…

Superficial | September 27, 2007 - 6:52 pm