Posts tagged "Kris Jenner"

Bruce Jenner Is The Momager Now

Bruce Jenner is totally in charge of his new reality series, not that bitch Kris. She's like gross.
By: The Superficial / January 29, 2015

BREAKING: Bruce Jenner To Confirm ‘Transition’ In TV Interview

After months of speculation, both Us Weekly and TMZ confirm Bruce Jenner will reveal his transition from male-to-female in a tell-all interview and new reality series.
By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015

Bruce Jenner Wants His Own Reality Show Now

Posted by Photo Boy Charles Jenner                                                                                                               2:51 PM (0 minutes ago) to bruce Dear Bruce, We wanted to have this talk with you face to face, but ultimately we decided we were more comfortable with an email. To be perfectly honest, your unpredictable mood swings of late have frightened your poor mother. It'…
By: Photo Boy / January 5, 2015

Khloe Kardashian Tried To Steal Kim’s Ass Thunder

Just hours before Kim Kardashian's naked butt was scheduled to be dragged across the Internet like a dog with worms tainting everything in its path (Case in point: There's another post about it coming up later today.), Khloe shared the above meme on Instagram because you know what the Internet hardly…
By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014

Those Are Khloe Kardashian’s Nipples

I used up all my word juice on the Bertney post, so for these pics of Khloe Kardashian's nipples at French Montana's birthday party all you get is me saying, I thought Sasquatches birthed litters. Why aren't there six of them? Now enjoy these spilling into the pics of…
By: The Superficial / November 10, 2014

Sasquatch Butt In The Morning And Other News

- Selena Gomez made a music video about Justin Bieber. Goddammit. [Lainey Gossip] - Let the Cumberbaby rumors begin. [Dlisted] - Eminem looks like this now. [Fishwrapper] - Actual Statements Written In Patients’ Hospital Charts [theCHIVE] - There's a #ReaderGate now. [The Frisky] - Genevieve…
By: The Superficial / November 7, 2014

Kris Jenner Probably Shouldn’t Photoshop Other Celebrities

It's no secret that the Kardashians Photoshop their Instagram pics to fuck and back. But since they always deny it, it's fun to see them blatantly get caught doing it. Which is exactly what happened to Kris Jenner after she posted a shopped photo with Gordon Ramsay without realizing…
By: The Superficial / October 22, 2014

Kris & Bruce Jenner Filed For Divorce

It's been almost a year since Kris and Bruce Jenner separated, and now it's time for them to file for divorce because that's what's written in the script between Kourtney gets pregnant again and Rob shoots himself next to a bucket of ribs for November sweeps. (Calling it.) People…
By: The Superficial / September 23, 2014

Kourtney Kardashian: ‘Hi, Mom, I Look Better Than You Naked’

As part of Throwback Thursday, the digital equivalent of going over to someone's house and having them pull out the slide projector, Kourtney Kardashian posted a naked picture from her first pregnancy next to the topless pic of Kris Jenner that she thought would make a wonderful…
By: The Superficial / August 8, 2014

And Now It’s Time To Play ‘How Many Kardashians Did Justin Bieber Bang?’

After the Orlando Bloom incident which apparently all started after Leonardo DiCaprio "flicked" Justin Bieber away, the little shit should be a social pariah for all intents and purposes. But then again, he technically still has money, so naturally the Kardashians not only talked Kanye West into convincing…
By: The Superficial / August 4, 2014

Kris Jenner Put A Hit On Rob Kardashian

Seen here leaving the gym with those nachos he likes yesterday, Rob Kardashian has no idea he's about to get The Lamar Odom Treatment because here's TMZ with a report - complete with pictures - of him using sizzurp and in desperate need of rehab which I'm sure has nothing to…
By: The Superficial / June 26, 2014

Kanye West Wants Kim Kardashian To Stop Being An International Hooker

"Now that my lovely assistant Betsy Bovine has gathered you all here, let's kill The Bat! Wack! WACK-WACK-WACK-WACK!" Last week, Kim Kardashian accepted $500,000 of Richard Lugner's money to be his date to Vienna's annual Opera Ball because her mother raised her to be a prostitute, and I can't…
By: The Superficial / March 5, 2014

What’s That ‘Service’ Where A Dude Pays A Chick To ‘Escort’ Him? Don’t Tell Me, It’s Right On The Tip Of My Tongue.

"I'm so sorry sir, this one seems to be malfunctioning. Don't worry, we're always prepared. KYLIEEEEEE!!" Posted by Photo Boy I know, it's two Kardashian posts in a row, but when Kim gets paid half a million dollars by a creepy old dude like Richard Lugner and claims it's just for attending…
By: Photo Boy / February 28, 2014

So Bruce Jenner Is Shaving Off His Adam’s Apple

So remember back in October when a rumor started that Bruce Jenner is a cross-dresser? About that... Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... the Olympian met with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon today for a consultation for a procedure called a Laryngeal Shave -- which smooths out…
By: The Superficial / December 13, 2013

Kanye Only Got Two Grammy Nominations :( :(

[Ed. Note: We all know this needed to be done here. - SW] Kanye West was nominated for two Grammys (Best Rap Album and Best Rap Song for "New Slaves") which is fucking bullshit because he's Kanye West, and should have been nominated for ALL of them…
By: The Superficial / December 12, 2013

Conan Found A Secret Message In The Kardashian Khristmas Kard Kim Kluk Klan Khloe

I honestly wouldn't put it past these people to do something like this on purpose, but the only way to know for sure is to fold it into an origami duck and see if it pisses on Kendall. (Why didn't I say Kim? Her only purpose is to be served for…
By: The Superficial / December 4, 2013

Kim Kardashian’s Birthday Breasts Only Get The Link Post And Other News

- They're rebooting Murder, She Wrote? Goddammit... [Lainey Gossip] - Noah Cyrus' vagina is being primed for the twerking. [Dlisted] - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE] - LeAnn Rimes needs to stop talking. [Fishwrapper] - Katy Perry & Robert Pattinson doing karaoke, anyone? […
By: The Superficial / October 28, 2013

Bruce Jenner Wasn’t Invited To Kim & Kanye’s Engagement, Will Probably Kill Himself

According to TMZ, Bruce Jenner was not invited to Kim and Kanye's engagement which probably was the greatest thing that ever happened to him, short of no longer having sex with an arid vagina that speaks Satanic prophecy, because it turns out Bruce fucking hates Kim, Kourtney and…
By: The Superficial / October 24, 2013

Bruce Jenner Is A Transsexual. There You Have It.

This sexy bitch is a dude? Get outta here. When Kim Kardashian divorced Kris Humphries, he was immediately smeared as a verbally abusive. When Lamar Odom started cheating on Khloe Kardashian, he was outed as a crack addict. And now that Bruce Jenner left…
By: The Superficial / October 17, 2013

The Whoresition To Kris Kardashian Has Begun

Step 1: Black guys. Check. Now that she's done pretending Bruce Jenner didn't flee to his own house that doesn't reek of the dying innocence of his daughters, Kris Jenner can now begin the process of changing her name back to Kris Kardashian because Robert was always her…
By: The Superficial / October 14, 2013
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