Posts tagged "Kourtney Kardashian"

Kendall Jenner’s Butt Is Flying Now

Oh, Jesus, they’re airborne. Alright, people, we prepared for this. Stay calm, and remember the big one only hunts by movement.

The Superficial / August 20, 2015

Kylie Jenner’s Still In A Bikini (And Various Other Kardashians)

Kylie Jenner is still in a bikini along with those other people who’ll evenutally live off of her porn money.

The Superficial / August 19, 2015

Kourtney & Kim: It’s A Tit-Off

Kourtney Kardashian’s boobs were getting more attention than Kim. This means war.

The Superficial / August 10, 2015

Here’s What’s Happening With Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick

How are Kourtney and Scott doing? Let’s pretend to find out.

The Superficial / July 30, 2015

Kourtney Kardashian Finally Dumped Scott Disick

Kourtney Kardashian has finally dumped Scott Disick who apparently hasn’t been home in a month.

The Superficial / July 6, 2015

Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby Is Our King Apparently

Because she’s the hot one, I like to pretend Kourtney Kardashian is better than the rest of her family except that requires ignoring the fact she keeps letting Scott Disick put babies in her. Which gets harder and harder to do after each kid because they’re up to three now, and this one Kourtney named…

The Superficial / December 22, 2014

Kourtney Kardashian’s Doing Naked Stuff Now

Kourtney Kardashian might be 18 months pregnant, but Kim posed naked last month, and now it’s her turn because Kris Jenner’s bitches get dem asses out there and work that Internet corner and she don’t want to hear nothin’ about it. So here’s Kourtney posing nude for DuJour in hopes that she’ll see her childre…

The Superficial / December 3, 2014

Khloe Kardashian Tried To Steal Kim’s Ass Thunder

Just hours before Kim Kardashian’s naked butt was scheduled to be dragged across the Internet like a dog with worms tainting everything in its path (Case in point: There’s another post about it coming up later today.), Khloe shared the above meme on Instagram because you know what the Internet hardly ever loses its mind…

The Superficial / November 12, 2014

Sasquatch Butt In The Morning And Other News

- Selena Gomez made a music video about Justin Bieber. Goddammit. [Lainey Gossip]
– Let the Cumberbaby rumors begin. [Dlisted]
- Eminem looks like this now. [Fishwrapper]
- Actual Statements Written In Patients’ Hospital Charts [theCHIVE]
– There’s a #ReaderGate now. [The Frisky]
- Genevieve Morton’s in a bikini. [WWTDD]
– Apparently you can’t call…

The Superficial / November 7, 2014

Whoever’s Robbing The Kardashians, Don’t Stop

Over the past few months, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian have been robbed three times – the latest happening just a few days ago – and now all three sisters are refusing to film the upcoming season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians because they think the crew is doing it. TMZ reports:
Kim, Khloe and…

The Superficial / August 13, 2014

Kourtney Kardashian: ‘Hi, Mom, I Look Better Than You Naked’

As part of Throwback Thursday, the digital equivalent of going over to someone’s house and having them pull out the slide projector, Kourtney Kardashian posted a naked picture from her first pregnancy next to the topless pic of Kris Jenner that she thought would make a wonderful birthday present for Rob, so it really i…

The Superficial / August 8, 2014

The Hamptons Hate The Kardashians

Despite ratings for Keeping Up With The Kardashians tanking, somehow Kourtney and Khloe scored another spinoff that’s still not called “Midget Tits and The Squatch,” because God is dead. However, it is set in the Hamptons where apparently they’ll be shot from helicopters by the top one percent who know they’ll never see the inside

The Superficial / June 6, 2014

Kourtney Kardashian’s Pregnant Again: A Post About Khloe’s Butt

“Hey, you know what I just realized? You’re the only one without a kid.”
*flies the Millenium Falcon into a Baskins-Robbins*
Originally, this was supposed to be a post about Khloe Kardashian almost definitely having butt implants, but then Kourtney had to go and get pregnant again because God was nice enough not to give…

The Superficial / June 4, 2014

Jay Z & Beyonce Won’t Attend Kim & Kanye’s Wedding Because It’s A Reality Special

So remember not even an hour ago when I said the Gwyneth Paltrow post was the feel good story of the day? Ignore that. Forget I said that. This is the feel good story of the day. If not our entire lives. Via The Daily Mail:
Jay Z and Beyonce have reportedly turned down a…

The Superficial / April 22, 2014

Kourtney Kardashian’s In A Bikini

II. Pre-purchase identification

A Kardashian must always be viewed from the hindquarters for the best price determination. These guidelines will help ascertain precisely which sister you’re bidding on and how to differentiate the three:

The Superficial / April 21, 2014

A Word On This #Pedorazzi Business

Yesterday, Just Jared and People magazine publicly blew themselves over their editorial decisions to join Entertainment Tonight in no longer publishing unauthorized photos or videos of celebrity’s children with obvious exceptions for red carpet photos and sporting events. (Although, People gave themselves some wiggle room by saying “news-worthiness” could override that decision.) Except all of…

The Superficial / February 26, 2014

Kim Kardashian Waxed North West’s Unibrow

R. Kelly may have been widely exposed as a serial statutory rapist, but the real story setting the Internet on fire is whether or not Kim Kardashian waxed North West’s eyebrows which.. actually is some repugnant Farrah Abraham-type shit. I started this out all wrong. Via The Daily Mail:

While thousands were commenting…

The Superficial / December 17, 2013

Conan Found A Secret Message In The Kardashian Khristmas Kard Kim Kluk Klan Khloe

I honestly wouldn’t put it past these people to do something like this on purpose, but the only way to know for sure is to fold it into an origami duck and see if it pisses on Kendall. (Why didn’t I say Kim? Her only purpose is to be served for Christmas dinner now. Kris

The Superficial / December 4, 2013
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