Posts tagged "Kirsten Dunst"

Snaggleboobs Huge Boobs Live and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Amber Heard won't answer questions about banging Johnny Depp, banging girls or any of the other non-existent reasons to know anything about her.. [Lainey Gossip] - Hugh Jackman bends that pole. [Dlisted] - Thank God these Chivettes are procrastinators. [theCHIVE] - Robin Thicke used …
By: Photo Boy / July 31, 2013

Kirsten Dunst Wore Nude Spanx On The Set of ‘Anchorman 2′ Because Goddamn Everyone’s In It

If there's one movie that's absolutely not giving a fuck about spoilers, it's Anchorman 2 because thanks to the 8,000 paparazzi pics I've seen over the past week, I could tell you the entire plot and every single surprise cameo. Not only am I looking at Kirsten Dunst, but I've seen pics of …
By: The Superficial / May 10, 2013

Blake Lively’s Cleavage And These Other People At The MET Gala

Posted by Photo Boy So here's everyone else at last night's MET Gala, which was supposed to have something to do with punk rock, but I didn't see Avril Lavigne there, so that can't be right. *dodges broken bottles* I guess the point of this event is to raise a shit-ton of money …
By: Photo Boy / May 7, 2013

Kristen Stewart Showed Up To A Premiere

After the whole world found out Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson because she publicly admitted to it despite having an intensely private relationship, she immediately started dropping out of appearances while he still honored his commitments and without the aid of a publicist. So now that she's somehow managed to …
By: The Superficial / September 7, 2012

Kirsten Dunst Requests You Fornicate Yourself Away

Probably because filthy rabble keep trying to get into elevators with her "big boobs," here's Kirsten Dunst wearing a "Fuck Off" necklace to the Hollywood premiere of The Bachelorette. Then again, as a snaggle-less toother, it is not my place to question the ways of the snaggled for as it has …
By: The Superficial / August 24, 2012

ALL YOUR ELEVATOR ARE BELONG TO SNAGGLETOOTH

Apparently Kirsten Dunst refuses to uses elevators tarnished by the hoi polloi meat bags whose blood she feasts upon at will because her handlers commandeered an elevator at Chateau Marmont this week and refused entry to anyone lacking a distinctive snaggling of tooth. Page Six reports: “They said Kirsten Dunst was going …
By: The Superficial / March 16, 2012

Kirsten Dunst’s ‘Big Boobs’ in a Bikini

Back in August, Kirsten Dunst, who apparently hangs around chicks as pale if not paler than herself - Well played, Lady Snaggletooth. Well played. - couldn't shut up about how big her boobs are, so here they are in Vegas over the weekend, and I'm not entirely sure I'd call those things …
By: The Superficial / October 24, 2011

Kirsten Dunst Talks Snaggle Fangs and Big Boobs, Remains Silent on Bloodlust and Immortality

Posted by Photo Boy Kirsten Dunst recently did an interview for ELLE where she not only refers to her teeth as fangs, but also points out that she's got a huge rack in case you forgot about that time your web-shooter fired into your shorts when her jugs got rained on in …
By: Photo Boy / August 19, 2011

Kirsten Dunst Throws Lars von Trier Under The Bus

Last week, Danish director Lars von Trier attempted to make a joke about Nazis that was more nonsensical than it was offensive, so naturally the Cannes board of directors banned him from the rest of the festival because apparently Benjamin Millepied didn't do enough to reinforce French stereotypes.
By: The Superficial / May 24, 2011

The amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala

Because I can only pat Hollywood on the back so much for getting dressed up and pretending to care about a cause, here's the rest of The 2011 amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala featuring a cavalcade of startlets wearing way too much makeup and knowing they're literally moments away from watching …
By: The Superficial / May 20, 2011

Lars von Trier: ‘Kirsten Dunst Wants to Do Porn.’ Also, Something About Nazis.

Holy shit, she can walk in daylight. Get to the church! Because the Internet loves a good Nazi scandal almost as much as its cat photos and porn (In that order.), director Lars von Trier made a couple of nonsensical remarks about being a Nazi at Cannes today prompting the usual politically correct …
By: The Superficial / May 18, 2011

Kirsten Dunst is a Stunning Creature and Other News

- Gwen Stefani sounds cranky about something. [Huffington Post] - So does Bill Cosby. And this time its not about "that damn rap music." [Dlisted] - Disney is going to love this. [Popeater] - Ryan Gosling's abs …
By: Photo Boy / April 7, 2011

Kirsten Dunst Doesn’t Want to Hear About Jake and Taylor

Proving there's honor among snaggletooths, Kirsten Dunst refuses to talk about her ex Jake Gyllenhaal now openly dating Taylor Swift, according to Us Magazine: At the film's NYC premiere Wednesday, Dunst, 28, was asked whether she thinks Swift - who turns 21 Dec. 13 - is …
By: The Superficial / December 2, 2010

Kirsten Dunst in a Bikini

Here's Kirsten Dunst at Hotel Eden Roc yesterday and how the fuck did she not explode after direct exposure to sunlight? I should be looking at a pile of ash and sunglasses, not pale, ample breasts that suggest dark magic took place. I should probably keep an eye on this. For the sake of the …
By: The Superficial / May 24, 2010

Snaggletooth lives! And other news

- Cocaine is a helluva drug. [PopEater] - Lindsay Lohan will never pull a Robert Downey Jr. [Lainey Gossip] - Snooki can actually read a script. I'm astonished. [Dlisted] - Holly Madison is ready for the future. [HollywoodTuna] - …
By: The Superficial / April 26, 2010

Kirsten Dunst attempts to fill void left by Tara Reid

With Tara Reid in rehab, someone has to become Hollywood's once-aspiring actress who can't keep her face out of the drink. Enter Kirsten Dunst. Here she is drunkenly leaving Bardot last night with her male companion The Cosby Sweater Bandit. Seeing Kirsten like this has made me exponentially more interested in the upcoming production …
By: The Superficial / December 21, 2008

Carmen Electra, Tila Tequila, Aubrey O’Day & Kirsten Dunst Halloween costumes

Here's the last round of celebrity Halloween pics before I go insane and start hitting myself in the nuts with a Jack-O-Lantern. Dig in: 1. Carmen Electra as "Sexy Theater Candy Girl." I'm diabetic, you heartless bitch! Just kidding. Got any Jujubes? 2. Tila Tequila as "Asian Leprechaun Stripper Girl Who Really Wants …
By: The Superficial / November 1, 2008

Kirsten Dunst is kind of a bitch

Kirsten Dunst currently stars in the adaptation of Toby Young's novel How to Lose Friends & Alienate People. However, Toby was banned from the set after he made a suggestion about Kirsten's acting. I mean, what the hell does he know about her character besides, I dunno, everything? DigitalSpy reports: "[Dunst] overheard me …
By: The Superficial / September 5, 2008

Kirsten Dunst dating Drew Barrymore’s leftovers (Oh, how the snaggle-toothed hath fallen…)

Justin Long has apparently rebounded from his break-up with Drew Barrymore and landed in the pale-white arms of Kirsten Dunst, according to NY Daily News: he duo "were making out hard-core while waiting in line for margaritas," says our spy. "They were holding hands and were all over each other." I don't think …
By: The Superficial / August 26, 2008

Kirsten Dunst went to rehab for depression, boozing still A-okay!

Kirsten Dunst opened up to E! Online's Mark Malkin about her recent trip to Cirque Lodge. Turns out it wasn't for the drinky; she was depressed. She also denied rumors that she's dating Ryan Gosling. So, basically, after admitting she suffers from depression, E! made her confess to being lonely and emerging from …
By: The Superficial / May 28, 2008
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