Posts tagged "Kirk Cameron"

Let The War On Christmas Begin!

Last year over the Thanksgiving holiday, I wrote a giant ass review of Sarah Palin’s Good Tidings And Great Joy, her bullshit book on the bullshit War on Christmas. It took me four days and over 20 hours of writing because clearly I am an idiot who hates rest and relaxation. This year, Kirk Cameron

By: The Superficial / November 28, 2014

Kirk Cameron’s Talking Again

When Heaven Is For Real came out, I made the mistake of responding to my mother’s interest in seeing it by pointing out how demonstrably full of shit and pandering it is instead of staring at her blankly and waiting for the words to stop. I know better. She then responded with the profound statement…

By: The Superficial / August 21, 2014

Turns Out Kirk Cameron Wasn’t Censored By The Social Media Hand of Satan

If there’s anything Christians in America go gay for, it’s leaving shitty tips, and situations where they can pretend they’re a persecuted minority despite being the most predominant religion in the country that influences virtually every level of state, local and federal government. So imagine Kirk Cameron’s glee when it looked like Facebook “banned” the…

By: The Superficial / July 25, 2013

Kirk Cameron’s Gay Friends Think It’s Great He Called Them Unnatural Destroyers of Civilization

“Alright, on three everyone say, ‘Our butt sex is killing America!'”

After facing criticism for his remarks on homosexuality during an interview with Piers Morgan, Kirk Cameron has issued a statement to ABC News where he literally plays the “I have a black friend” card but for gays after wrapping himself in the…

By: The Superficial / March 6, 2012

People Are Seriously Surprised Kirk Cameron Is A Giant Homophobe?

“Is that guy wearing a pink shirt? I shouldn’t have come here…”

Kirk Cameron believes the fact that a banana has ridges is an “atheist’s nightmare,” so really no one should’ve been surprised at all when he went on Piers Morgan Friday night and not only called homosexuality “unnatural,” but also made it…

By: The Superficial / March 5, 2012

Katt Williams: ‘Kirk Cameron is Brilliant, Stephen Hawking is Just a Cripple’

For those of you hoping for a Heavenly warrior to ride forth and end the battle between Kirk Cameron and Stephen Hawking by proving there’s unquestionably one true Lord above, your prayers have been answered. — Ha! Just kidding. Katt Williams just said a bunch of crazy shit to TMZ. Oh my god, you should’ve…

By: The Superficial / May 18, 2011

Kirk Cameron on Stephen Hawking: ‘He Ain’t So Smart’

“I can make that face, too, tough guy.”

Kirk Cameron is a high school graduate who starred on a sitcom where his best friend’s name is Boner and then fell headfirst into evangelical Christianity where he makes money telling people the banana is all the proof we need that God exists. Stephen Hawking

By: The Superficial / May 18, 2011

And here’s Kirk Cameron again.

Because Jesus wouldn’t waste free publicity, Kirk Cameron issued People the following statement regarding the suicide of his Growing Pains co-star Andrew Koenig:

“It is with great sorrow to hear about the final outcome of the search for my old friend Andrew. I hope everyone will be sensitive to the Koenigs and give…

By: The Superficial / February 26, 2010

Not now, Kirk Cameron

Because there’s nothing a severely depressed Boner wants to be reminded of more than the fact he’ll always be remembered as Boner, Kirk Cameron issued the following statement to RadarOnline complete with ham-fisted Growing Pains reference:

“I am very concerned to hear of the disappearance of my old friend Andrew Koenig. Although I…

By: The Superficial / February 23, 2010