Kimye Wedding

This Was Kanye’s Wedding Gift To Kim

According to the Mirror, Kanye West commissioned a topless painting of Kim Kardashian in a thong (above) as a wedding gift for his bride-to-be because sometimes a card that says, “Keep giving me anal or I’ll divorce you,” is too subtle:

Just stopping short of getting Kim’s bum cast in a precious metal… More »

Everything You Could Die Happy Never Knowing About Kim & Kanye’s Wedding

For those of you who spent Memorial Day weekend in a joyfully ignorant bliss-bubble of friends, family and alcohol, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married on Saturday. So to get this over with as quickly as possible, here are all the highlights I painstakingly cobbled together because I know how much you hate doing… More »