Posts tagged "Kim Kardashian"

The Kardashians Have Breasts (And Some Stupid Joke Jamie Foxx Told)

Jamie Foxx made a stupid joke about Bruce Jenner, but how are Kim Kardashian and Kylie's breasts doing? Are they okay? What are they thinking about?
By: The Superficial / March 30, 2015

So Rob Kardashian Is Going To Die

Rob Kardashian compares Kim to 'that bitch from Gone Girl' on Instagram which proves she's seen Ben Affleck's penis. I knew it!
By: The Superficial / March 23, 2015

Kanye West Is The ‘Black Madonna’

Madonna says Kanye West is the 'Black Madonna,' so that should go over well and not spark 80,000 think-pieces on race relations.
By: The Superficial / March 9, 2015

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Have Sex 500 Times A Day

Kim Kardashian says she has sex with Kanye West 500 times a day. Sounds accurate.
By: The Superficial / March 6, 2015

Kim Kardashian Is Blonde If Anyone Gives A Shit Which You Shouldn’t

Kim Kardashian dyed her hair blonde. If you're about to click on this, you should probably question every decision you've ever made because chances are it was wrong as hell.
By: The Superficial / March 5, 2015

Anna Wintour Wants Babies Banned At Fashion Shows, I Wonder Why?

Anna Wintour wants to ban babies from the front row of fashion shows because of these two idiots.
By: The Superficial / March 3, 2015

What Stupid Shit Did Kanye Say Now?

Kanye is designing a video game about his mom's journey into heaven and claims Beyonce keeps photo of Kim Kardashian in the studio for inspiration.
By: The Superficial / February 24, 2015

Kanye West Just Confirmed Tyga Is Dating Kylie Jenner

Kanye West accidentally confirms Tyga is dating Kylie Jenner after months of him and her family denying they're together. Also, he had to take 30 showers after dating Amber Rose before Kim Kardashian would touch him. Sex tape Kim Kardashian.
By: The Superficial / February 20, 2015

Stop. Bringing. Your. F*cking. Kid. To. Fashion. Shows.

Kim Kardashian brought North West to another fashion show where she acted exactly like a baby at a place it has no business being because of course these two are *those* parents.
By: The Superficial / February 16, 2015

Kanye Acted Exactly Like Kanye At The Grammys

Kanye West pretended to interrupt Beck's Grammy speech last night which apparently wasn't a joke because he genuinely believes Beck should've gave his award to Beyonce. Not that it matters because Kanye West smiled in a photograph, so we're all dead anyway.
By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015

It’s Kim Kardashian’s Vagina Again

Kim Kardashian went full frontal again. Let's get this over with.
By: The Superficial / February 6, 2015

Kim Kardashian Wants To Take A Selfie With Jesus, The Jesus

Kim Kardashian wishes she could take a selfie with Jesus. Magic winemaking Jesus. The one from The Bible.
By: The Superficial / February 4, 2015

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Is Naked Again

Kim Kardashian's naked ass is in a magazine again, and you're either going to bite on that or you're not. I'm not your dancing monkey.
By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

Kanye West Is A Dour Little Bitch

Are you having a good time at the Super Bowl? Well, Kanye West isn't because motherfuckers in castles never smiled. FUCK YOU!
By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

Football Is Bullshit, Here Are The Commercials

Some sort of sports ball game happened last night, but more importantly, celebrity laden ads to sell you shit you don't need and sequels to movies nobody asked for! USA! USA! USA!
By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Made A Book About Her Breasts

Kim Kardashian posted the cover of her selfie book to Instagram, and surprise, it's a picture of her giant breasts. Also, some business about a fur bikini.
By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015

No, There Are Definitely Terrorists In There, Keep Checking

You're probably wondering why you're staring at Kim Kardashian's ass and not a bikini model shilling bottled water, and that's because there haven't been any yet this week. Which is terrifying because I'm almost positive that means one of them floated out to sea, and hopefully not one of…
By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015

Charlie Sheen Unloads On Kim Kardashian’s Butt

Posted by Photo Boy I honestly don't even want to know what type of SEO that headline satisfies. Charlie Sheen is an insane person and Kim Kardashian is a humanoid ass creature from the planet Whoranus, so they're inexorably bound to seek and destroy one another. The battleground: Twitter. The weapons:…
By: Photo Boy / January 6, 2015

Kim Kardashian Wants A Flat Ass Now

When she's not cropping her daughter out of Instagram photos (little attention-stealing bitch), Kim Kardashian is apparently sitting around staring at Khloe's ass and wondering why would anyone would ever want a butt that big because even Kim Kardashian is forgetting why the hell Kim Kardashian is famous. Via Fishwrapper: "Khloe'…
By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014

Here’s Kim Kardashian’s Naked Butt Painted By A Man’s Penis

Kim Kardashian's naked butt on the cover of Paper Magazine will forever be an iconic image of our generation (and the harbinger of its destruction), so why wouldn't it be immortalized in art? Which brings us to Danish artist Uwe Max Jensen who painted Kim's now infamous cover using…
By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014
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