Kim Kardashian claims she understands what the fuck Kanye West is talking about which is impossible because not even he does.
Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, and Jennifer Lopez brought the butt parade to the MET Gala.
For the few minutes she stayed, Kris Jenner acted like a bitch at Bruce’s Diane Sawyer interview viewing party, but don’t be fooled. The game’s afoot!
Bruce Jenner comes out as a transgender woman and a Republican which is what threw people the most, so here’s my long-ass take on everything.
Amy Schumer pretended to trip in front of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West at the TIME 100 Gala, so there should be a rant coming any minute now.
Martha Stewart is Hindu? Yep, that was a cow worship joke, and it only gets worse inside.
Here’s the stupid shit the Kardashians did over the holiday to generate headlines while the rest of us spent time with our families.
Jamie Foxx made a stupid joke about Bruce Jenner, but how are Kim Kardashian and Kylie’s breasts doing? Are they okay? What are they thinking about?
Rob Kardashian compares Kim to ‘that bitch from Gone Girl’ on Instagram which proves she’s seen Ben Affleck’s penis. I knew it!
Madonna says Kanye West is the ‘Black Madonna,’ so that should go over well and not spark 80,000 think-pieces on race relations.
Kim Kardashian says she has sex with Kanye West 500 times a day. Sounds accurate.
Kim Kardashian dyed her hair blonde. If you’re about to click on this, you should probably question every decision you’ve ever made because chances are it was wrong as hell.
Anna Wintour wants to ban babies from the front row of fashion shows because of these two idiots.
Kanye is designing a video game about his mom’s journey into heaven and claims Beyonce keeps photo of Kim Kardashian in the studio for inspiration.
Kanye West accidentally confirms Tyga is dating Kylie Jenner after months of him and her family denying they’re together. Also, he had to take 30 showers after dating Amber Rose before Kim Kardashian would touch him. Sex tape Kim Kardashian.
Kim Kardashian brought North West to another fashion show where she acted exactly like a baby at a place it has no business being because of course these two are *those* parents.
Kanye West pretended to interrupt Beck’s Grammy speech last night which apparently wasn’t a joke because he genuinely believes Beck should’ve gave his award to Beyonce. Not that it matters because Kanye West smiled in a photograph, so we’re all dead anyway.
Kim Kardashian went full frontal again. Let’s get this over with.
Kim Kardashian wishes she could take a selfie with Jesus. Magic winemaking Jesus. The one from The Bible.