Posts tagged "Kim Kardashian"

What Stupid Shit Did Kanye Say Now?

Kanye is designing a video game about his mom's journey into heaven and claims Beyonce keeps photo of Kim Kardashian in the studio for inspiration.
By: The Superficial / February 24, 2015

Kanye West Just Confirmed Tyga Is Dating Kylie Jenner

Kanye West accidentally confirms Tyga is dating Kylie Jenner after months of him and her family denying they're together. Also, he had to take 30 showers after dating Amber Rose before Kim Kardashian would touch him. Sex tape Kim Kardashian.
By: The Superficial / February 20, 2015

Stop. Bringing. Your. F*cking. Kid. To. Fashion. Shows.

Kim Kardashian brought North West to another fashion show where she acted exactly like a baby at a place it has no business being because of course these two are *those* parents.
By: The Superficial / February 16, 2015

Kanye Acted Exactly Like Kanye At The Grammys

Kanye West pretended to interrupt Beck's Grammy speech last night which apparently wasn't a joke because he genuinely believes Beck should've gave his award to Beyonce. Not that it matters because Kanye West smiled in a photograph, so we're all dead anyway.
By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015

It’s Kim Kardashian’s Vagina Again

Kim Kardashian went full frontal again. Let's get this over with.
By: The Superficial / February 6, 2015

Kim Kardashian Wants To Take A Selfie With Jesus, The Jesus

Kim Kardashian wishes she could take a selfie with Jesus. Magic winemaking Jesus. The one from The Bible.
By: The Superficial / February 4, 2015

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Is Naked Again

Kim Kardashian's naked ass is in a magazine again, and you're either going to bite on that or you're not. I'm not your dancing monkey.
By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

Kanye West Is A Dour Little Bitch

Are you having a good time at the Super Bowl? Well, Kanye West isn't because motherfuckers in castles never smiled. FUCK YOU!
By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

Football Is Bullshit, Here Are The Commercials

Some sort of sports ball game happened last night, but more importantly, celebrity laden ads to sell you shit you don't need and sequels to movies nobody asked for! USA! USA! USA!
By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Made A Book About Her Breasts

Kim Kardashian posted the cover of her selfie book to Instagram, and surprise, it's a picture of her giant breasts. Also, some business about a fur bikini.
By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015

No, There Are Definitely Terrorists In There, Keep Checking

You're probably wondering why you're staring at Kim Kardashian's ass and not a bikini model shilling bottled water, and that's because there haven't been any yet this week. Which is terrifying because I'm almost positive that means one of them floated out to sea, and hopefully not one of…
By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015

Charlie Sheen Unloads On Kim Kardashian’s Butt

Posted by Photo Boy I honestly don't even want to know what type of SEO that headline satisfies. Charlie Sheen is an insane person and Kim Kardashian is a humanoid ass creature from the planet Whoranus, so they're inexorably bound to seek and destroy one another. The battleground: Twitter. The weapons:…
By: Photo Boy / January 6, 2015

Kim Kardashian Wants A Flat Ass Now

When she's not cropping her daughter out of Instagram photos (little attention-stealing bitch), Kim Kardashian is apparently sitting around staring at Khloe's ass and wondering why would anyone would ever want a butt that big because even Kim Kardashian is forgetting why the hell Kim Kardashian is famous. Via Fishwrapper: "Khloe'…
By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014

Here’s Kim Kardashian’s Naked Butt Painted By A Man’s Penis

Kim Kardashian's naked butt on the cover of Paper Magazine will forever be an iconic image of our generation (and the harbinger of its destruction), so why wouldn't it be immortalized in art? Which brings us to Danish artist Uwe Max Jensen who painted Kim's now infamous cover using…
By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014

Kim Kardashian Is Already Prepared For Her Daughter To Pose Naked

Constantly doing porn has made Kim Kardashian's lots of money along with unprecedented fame for her and her family who literally did nothing but be related to a woman Ray J peed on. But enough about why America needs to burn, here's Kim response to the prospect of her one-year-old daughter…
By: The Superficial / November 21, 2014

Kim Kardashian Tries To Adopt Orphan In Thailand, Orphan’s Like ‘Nah’

"I'm here now, child, your Fairy Buttmothe- why are you running?!" On a recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, supreme ass-clencher Kim Kardashian pretended to possess a soul capable of empathy and compassion by expressing interest in adopting a young girl from an orphanage in Thailand because every episode…
By: The Superficial / November 20, 2014

Let’s Take A Break From Rapists, Child Molesters, And Everything Else

It's been a heady few days of rape, more rape, and reporters basically asking "alleged" rape victims why they didn't just not get raped. So before I start writing about child rape (which I may completely flake out on before my soul falls out), let's just kick…
By: The Superficial / November 19, 2014

Kim Kardashian Was Clenching Her Butt, You Guys, It Wasn’t Photoshop

"Kim Kardashian naked ass butt pussy" is still a huge search term right now (Never change, Internet.), so here she is telling an Australian talk show that her nude photo shoot for Paper is not the product of Photoshop, but of muscular clenching which almost always turns butts into…
By: The Superficial / November 18, 2014

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.30

Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and I'm not going to beat around the Photoshopped bush, half of these are about Kim Kardashian naked. Although, one of them does solve the contentious debate of FUPA or no FUPA that threatened to tear…
By: The Superficial / November 15, 2014

Science Beat Kim Kardashian’s Ass

On Wednesday, Kim Kardashian's naked ass and vulva seemed to have consumed everything in its path. I hate to admit this, but I literally had no clue the Philae lander landed on a comet, that's how far my head was up her butt. Did you see how oily it…
By: The Superficial / November 14, 2014
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