Posts tagged "Kim Kardashian"

Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Made A Book About Her Breasts

Kim Kardashian posted the cover of her selfie book to Instagram, and surprise, it's a picture of her giant breasts. Also, some business about a fur bikini.
By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015

No, There Are Definitely Terrorists In There, Keep Checking

You're probably wondering why you're staring at Kim Kardashian's ass and not a bikini model shilling bottled water, and that's because there haven't been any yet this week. Which is terrifying because I'm almost positive that means one of them floated out to sea, and hopefully not one of …
By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015

Charlie Sheen Unloads On Kim Kardashian’s Butt

Posted by Photo Boy I honestly don't even want to know what type of SEO that headline satisfies. Charlie Sheen is an insane person and Kim Kardashian is a humanoid ass creature from the planet Whoranus, so they're inexorably bound to seek and destroy one another. The battleground: Twitter. The weapons: …
By: Photo Boy / January 6, 2015

Kim Kardashian Wants A Flat Ass Now

When she's not cropping her daughter out of Instagram photos (little attention-stealing bitch), Kim Kardashian is apparently sitting around staring at Khloe's ass and wondering why would anyone would ever want a butt that big because even Kim Kardashian is forgetting why the hell Kim Kardashian is famous. Via Fishwrapper: "Khloe's …
By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014

Here’s Kim Kardashian’s Naked Butt Painted By A Man’s Penis

Kim Kardashian's naked butt on the cover of Paper Magazine will forever be an iconic image of our generation (and the harbinger of its destruction), so why wouldn't it be immortalized in art? Which brings us to Danish artist Uwe Max Jensen who painted Kim's now infamous cover using …
By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014

Kim Kardashian Is Already Prepared For Her Daughter To Pose Naked

Constantly doing porn has made Kim Kardashian's lots of money along with unprecedented fame for her and her family who literally did nothing but be related to a woman Ray J peed on. But enough about why America needs to burn, here's Kim response to the prospect of her one-year-old daughter …
By: The Superficial / November 21, 2014

Kim Kardashian Tries To Adopt Orphan In Thailand, Orphan’s Like ‘Nah’

"I'm here now, child, your Fairy Buttmothe- why are you running?!" On a recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, supreme ass-clencher Kim Kardashian pretended to possess a soul capable of empathy and compassion by expressing interest in adopting a young girl from an orphanage in Thailand because every episode …
By: The Superficial / November 20, 2014

Let’s Take A Break From Rapists, Child Molesters, And Everything Else

It's been a heady few days of rape, more rape, and reporters basically asking "alleged" rape victims why they didn't just not get raped. So before I start writing about child rape (which I may completely flake out on before my soul falls out), let's just kick …
By: The Superficial / November 19, 2014

Kim Kardashian Was Clenching Her Butt, You Guys, It Wasn’t Photoshop

"Kim Kardashian naked ass butt pussy" is still a huge search term right now (Never change, Internet.), so here she is telling an Australian talk show that her nude photo shoot for Paper is not the product of Photoshop, but of muscular clenching which almost always turns butts into …
By: The Superficial / November 18, 2014

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.30

Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and I'm not going to beat around the Photoshopped bush, half of these are about Kim Kardashian naked. Although, one of them does solve the contentious debate of FUPA or no FUPA that threatened to tear …
By: The Superficial / November 15, 2014

Science Beat Kim Kardashian’s Ass

On Wednesday, Kim Kardashian's naked ass and vulva seemed to have consumed everything in its path. I hate to admit this, but I literally had no clue the Philae lander landed on a comet, that's how far my head was up her butt. Did you see how oily it …
By: The Superficial / November 14, 2014

Kim Kardashian’s Vagina Is Naked Now

Apparently her naked ass wasn't enough to #BreakTheInternet, so here's Kim Kardashian going full frontal for Paper where I'm guess they're hoping her FUPA will get the job done even though we already saw Kate Upton's and with a baseball player's semen on …
By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014

Kim Kardashian Is Showing Off Her Ass Before She Gets Pregnant Again

So remember the beginning of Raiders of The Lost Ark when Indiana Jones is running away from the giant boulder? Picture my day exactly like that except Indy just turns around and goes, "Aw, fuck it." TMZ reports: Kim Kardashian shot the instantly iconic ass photo because it's her last stand before …
By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014

Chelsea Handler’s Butt Is Naked Now

Despite claiming to quit Instagram not even two weeks ago after her naked breasts were pulled down three times (Not a milking joke.), Chelsea Handler is back already. Only this time with her naked butt which she thinks is somehow mocking Kim Kardashian's even though …
By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014

Khloe Kardashian Tried To Steal Kim’s Ass Thunder

Just hours before Kim Kardashian's naked butt was scheduled to be dragged across the Internet like a dog with worms tainting everything in its path (Case in point: There's another post about it coming up later today.), Khloe shared the above meme on Instagram because you know what the Internet hardly …
By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014

Kim Kardashian’s Butt Is Naked

So I'm going to talk sexually about Kim Kardashian's naked ass for a minute because I'm pretty sure it's not on the cover of Paper to spark a discussion on common core. In fact, legend has it, there are words written beneath her ass that say it's here to "break the …
By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014

Welp, The Democrats Just Lost

While it's pretty much a given that today's midterm elections will favor the Republicans because old, white people have nothing but time on their hands to vote, Kim Kardashian tweeting her support for Obama isn't helping. You can just go ahead and call the whole thing right now. Not to mention, …
By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014

Kim Kardashian Compared Herself To ‘I Love Lucy’

Once you've written about one reality show and the empty, mammoth husks of humanity that star in them, you kind of want to write about them all. So here's Kim Kardashian literally comparing Keeping Up With The Kardashians to I Love Lucy with a straight face. Although, it's not …
By: The Superficial / October 29, 2014

North West Will Have To Work For What She Wants

Posted by Photo Boy The Superficial's Theory of Kardashian, which states "Upon the opening of the mouth, utter bullshit shall spew forth until said mouth closes or is rendered unintelligible by oral processes related to the filming of interracial pornography," so we already know that when Bos Optimum, or Kim Kardashian, as the …
By: Photo Boy / October 23, 2014

Did Tyga Put A Baby In Kylie Jenner?

As more and more evidence points to Tyga dating Kylie Jenner, his Instagram followers have decided to call him a pedophile for dating a 17-year old, but apparently they just a jealous ass ho who wish he'd put a baby in them. Like he did with Kylie? Wait. Via Fishwrapper: "why u sound …
By: The Superficial / October 21, 2014
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