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On Emma Watson And The Shitheads Threatening Her With The Fappening

UPDATE: At midnight Wednesday ET, Rantic (which is apparently a fake marketing company) took credit for this viral stunt which was supposedly aimed to discredit and shutdown 4chan. I have no clue anymore.

Let me start out by defining my absolutely questionable relationship with The Fappening, so I look slightly less hypocritical here. More »

Jack Bauer Unprofessional? I Won’t Believe It

“But there’s a.. there’s a bomb in that whiskey. Someone has to drink it.”
“Sir, that’s a parking meter.”
Then how did it know my name?!”

Because voicing a character on a Star Wars cartoon has filled him with unbridled hubris, Freddie Prinze Jr. went off on Kiefer Sutherland during a… More »

So Who Wants to See Chris Noth’s Balls?

One of these men is about to flash his testicles. Which will it- Oh, right, the headline.

Being a world-renowned journalist, I get lots of e-mails, comments, stripper-grams, tweets, etc. from female readers saying I don’t post enough eye candy for the ladies. So to remedy that, here’s Mr. Big himself Chris NothMore »

Kiefer Sutherland bends the law to his will

Kiefer Sutherland will not face charges for drunkenly headbutting fashion designer Jack McCullough, according to the AP:

The Manhattan district attorney’s spokeswoman said Tuesday that misdemeanor assault charges against the actor are being dropped because the alleged victim wouldn’t cooperate with prosecutors.

Jesus. Leave it to Kiefer Sutherland to prove that drowning… More »

James Franco knows how to give a speech

- George Clooney and Bill Murray party together? If there was ever a time to be a stripper, it’s now, ladies. Ha, just kidding. It’s always time to be a stripper. Now who wants dollar bills? [Lainey Gossip]

- Elizabeth Taylor might have aided Michael Jackson’s prescription drug addictions. Probably by… More »

Kiefer Sutherland’s headbutting forgiven

Kiefer Sutherland will not be facing assault charges for drunkenly headbutting fashion designer Jack McCollough. The two have kissed and made up, according to People:

Sutherland apologized to fashion designer Jack McCollough, who had claimed the 24 star broke his nose in a scuffle at a New York nightclub May 5.
“I am… More »

Kiefer Sutherland’s lawyer: ‘No wrongdoing’

Kiefer Sutherland’s attorney has issued a statement asserting Kiefer’s innocence in the alleged headbutting of fashion designer Jack McCollough last week. People reports

“We are troubled by the untruthful and self-serving information circulating regarding Kiefer Sutherland and events of last Monday evening,” lawyer Michael C. Miller said. “We are confident, however, that the investigation… More »

Kiefer Sutherland charged with minor assault

Kiefer Sutherland is expected to surrender to prosecutors today where he’ll be issued a desk appearance ticket for third degree assault. The charge is only a misdemeanor which means he won’t be jailed and is free to drink all the way up to the arraignment where, God willing, he’ll hump a bailiff. NYMore »

Kiefer Sutherland victim: ‘Attack was unprovoked’

It’s starting to look more and more like Kiefer Sutherland was simply in a headbutting mood Monday night thanks to his unbridled passion for Jack Daniels. Seen above in New York this morning, alleged victim Jack McCollough is claiming it was an unprovoked attack. People reports:

“Anyone who knows Jack McCollough knows… More »

Brooke Shields denies Kiefer Sutherland’s story

Brooke Shields is disputing Kiefer Sutherland’s story that he headbutted fashion designer Jack McCollough because he knocked her to the ground at the Met Gala Monday Night, according to TMZ:

But Brooke’s rep says “nothing happened to her,” adding “Jack did nothing inappropriate. It’s not clear what caused Kiefer to do what… More »

Kiefer Sutherland headbutts fashion designer

While attending a Met Gala after-party Monday night, Kiefer Sutherland headbutted a fashion designer in an alleged effort to defend Brooke Shield’s honor. — And also because whiskey’s delicious. TMZ reports:

We’re told witnesses say the alleged victim — Proenza Schouler designer Jack McCollough — allegedly knocked Brooke Shields over and Kiefer saw it… More »

Kiefer Sutherland gets lots of fan mail

Kiefer Sutherland is being bombarded with fan mail while serving his sentence in Glendale City Jail, according to People:

“The guy’s been getting a ton of fan mail,” says Officer John Balian, spokesman for the Glendale City Jail. “Easily more than 100 letters a day.”

Damn, 100 letters a day! More »

Kiefer Sutherland is a ‘model prisoner’

Kiefer Sutherland is serving a 48-day sentence for DUI at Glendale City Jail. A spokesperson for the jail says Kiefer is a “model prisoner,” according to People:

“He’s not happy to be here,” Officer John Balian says, “but you can tell from his demeanor that he’s sorry and takes responsibility for what’s… More »

Kiefer Sutherland starts his jail sentence

Kiefer Sutherland was officially booked this evening at the Glendale City Jail. He is to serve a 48-day sentence stemming from a September arrest for DUI. He petitioned the judge to allow him to serve in city jail instead of the infamous Twin Towers county facility where “jailers can’t guarantee the safety of… More »

Kiefer Sutherland is done signing autographs

Kiefer Sutherland never used to mind signing autographs and was a favorite among collectors. But after his arrest for DUI in September he’s not feeling the love, according to Page Six:

“He would always stand and sign for a half hour, but since his arrest, he’s been telling collectors, ‘I don’t do… More »

Kiefer Sutherland to serve jail-time for DUI

Kiefer Sutherland will serve 48 days in jail because of his DUI arrest a few weeks ago. He must immediately serve the first 18 days, which are for his probation violation, after he is sentenced. He has until July to serve the remaining 30 days. Kiefer pleaded “no contest” to the charges in… More »

Kiefer Sutherland arrested for DUI

Kiefer Sutherland was arrested for suspicion of DUI last night. He was stopped for making an illegal U-turn and failed a breathalyzer test. This is the actor’s second DUI since 2004, and he could face jail time, according to TMZ:
In November, 2004, Kiefer was popped for driving with a .22 blood alcohol… More »