Posts tagged "Khloe Kardashian"

Amber Rose Won The Twitter Fight With Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian and Amber Rose got into a Twitter fight. Amber won.
By: The Superficial / February 17, 2015

I Already Named Khloe Kardashian’s Camel Toe And It’s A Wookiee Wallet

Yesterday on Instagram, Khloe Kardashian named her camel toe Camille which is some horseshit because I already dubbed it the Wookiee Wallet back in 2010. And, look, I don't play this card often, or ever because most if not all women regardless of age are stronger than me, but…
By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015

The Ass Circle Is Ass Complete, Now Khloe Is The Ass Master

With Kim Kardashian relinquishing her ass crown to chase an impossible dream that's never going to happen even if you dropped her from the Empire State Building, it's now Khloe's turn to bask in the warm ass sunlight. So here she is riding a horse while the space age…
By: The Superficial / December 16, 2014

Kim Kardashian Wants A Flat Ass Now

When she's not cropping her daughter out of Instagram photos (little attention-stealing bitch), Kim Kardashian is apparently sitting around staring at Khloe's ass and wondering why would anyone would ever want a butt that big because even Kim Kardashian is forgetting why the hell Kim Kardashian is famous. Via Fishwrapper: "Khloe'…
By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014

AMAs: Kendall & Kylie Brought The ‘Squatch

Full Disclosure: I've got another giant-ass post to write about Bill Cosby, so I'm literally just throwing AMAs pics in your face starting with the least relevant and working my way up. Which is probably the greatest compliment I'll ever give the Kardashians because I posted Kylie, Kendall and…
By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014

Khloe Kardashian Tried To Steal Kim’s Ass Thunder

Just hours before Kim Kardashian's naked butt was scheduled to be dragged across the Internet like a dog with worms tainting everything in its path (Case in point: There's another post about it coming up later today.), Khloe shared the above meme on Instagram because you know what the Internet hardly…
By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014

Those Are Khloe Kardashian’s Nipples

I used up all my word juice on the Bertney post, so for these pics of Khloe Kardashian's nipples at French Montana's birthday party all you get is me saying, I thought Sasquatches birthed litters. Why aren't there six of them? Now enjoy these spilling into the pics of…
By: The Superficial / November 10, 2014

Sasquatch Butt In The Morning And Other News

- Selena Gomez made a music video about Justin Bieber. Goddammit. [Lainey Gossip] - Let the Cumberbaby rumors begin. [Dlisted] - Eminem looks like this now. [Fishwrapper] - Actual Statements Written In Patients’ Hospital Charts [theCHIVE] - There's a #ReaderGate now. [The Frisky] - Genevieve…
By: The Superficial / November 7, 2014

Turn Kylie Jenner Into A Mini-Kim, Why Not?

Because every mother should carve their youngest daughter into an exact replica of their most profitable one for future sex tape sales, here's Kylie Jenner showing off her new collagen lips on top of whatever the hell else is being done to her face. In the meantime, how isn't PETA all over this?
By: The Superficial / October 9, 2014

O.J. Simpson Is Obsessed With Kim Kardashian, Yesssssssssss

It's been a week of shitty news followed by shitheads capitalizing on said shit, so here's a ray of sunshine piercing through the storm: O.J. Simpson is sitting in jail obsessing over Kim Kardashian and could get out as early as 2017! Is anyone else doing the…
By: The Superficial / August 14, 2014

Whoever’s Robbing The Kardashians, Don’t Stop

Over the past few months, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian have been robbed three times - the latest happening just a few days ago - and now all three sisters are refusing to film the upcoming season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians because they think the crew…
By: The Superficial / August 13, 2014

Khloe Kardashian’s Acting Pregnant Now

I should probably spill my intestines with a knife for even knowing this, but I could've sworn there was an episode of the Keeping Up With The Kardashians where Khloe found out she couldn't get pregnant because her uterus is lopsided (and a Sasquatch's). Yet here she is o…
By: The Superficial / July 25, 2014

Kris Jenner Put A Hit On Rob Kardashian

Seen here leaving the gym with those nachos he likes yesterday, Rob Kardashian has no idea he's about to get The Lamar Odom Treatment because here's TMZ with a report - complete with pictures - of him using sizzurp and in desperate need of rehab which I'm sure has nothing to…
By: The Superficial / June 26, 2014

The Hamptons Hate The Kardashians

Despite ratings for Keeping Up With The Kardashians tanking, somehow Kourtney and Khloe scored another spinoff that's still not called "Midget Tits and The Squatch," because God is dead. However, it is set in the Hamptons where apparently they'll be shot from helicopters by the top one percent who…
By: The Superficial / June 6, 2014

Kourtney Kardashian’s Pregnant Again: A Post About Khloe’s Butt

"Hey, you know what I just realized? You're the only one without a kid." *flies the Millenium Falcon into a Baskins-Robbins* Originally, this was supposed to be a post about Khloe Kardashian almost definitely having butt implants, but then Kourtney had to go and get pregnant agai…
By: The Superficial / June 4, 2014

Oh, Good, Khloe Turned Kim Into Boots

Now that I've indulged myself with True Detective porn, let's get back to celebrity asses (before I talk about guns). What? Did you hear something? Here's Khloe Kardashian making it abundantly clear she's single as hell by strutting around her Sasquatch ass and titties. More importantly, I…
By: The Superficial / March 10, 2014

Let’s Play ‘Which Kardashian Did The Game Bang?’

Posted by Photo Boy Ok, I guess I gave it away with the cow in the headlights up there, but for the sake of burning a few minutes on your boss' dime, let's pretend The Game didn't just basically admit he banged Kim in a radio interview and consider which member of…
By: Photo Boy / February 28, 2014

Conan Found A Secret Message In The Kardashian Khristmas Kard Kim Kluk Klan Khloe

I honestly wouldn't put it past these people to do something like this on purpose, but the only way to know for sure is to fold it into an origami duck and see if it pisses on Kendall. (Why didn't I say Kim? Her only purpose is to be served for…
By: The Superficial / December 4, 2013

Lamar Odom Got High On Crack And Rapped About Cheating On Khloe

Here's a high off his ass Lamar Odom hanging out shirtless (naked?) with some other dude and rapping about how he's God and cheats on Khloe Kardashian because her divorce lawyer is a powerful wizard who made this happen with his mind. TMZ reports: Lamar appears out of it,…
By: The Superficial / November 22, 2013

Welcome To 18, Kendall, Hope You Like Porn

Kendall Jenner turned 18 yesterday, and in honor of her family's rich heritage, several pornographic studios have offered to pay her several million dollars to have sex in front of a camera so people on the Internet can masturbate to it and possibly even purchase her after said masturbation,…
By: The Superficial / November 4, 2013
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