Posts tagged "Khloe Kardashian"

Kendall Jenner’s Butt Is Flying Now

Kendall Jenner’s Butt Is Flying Now

Oh, Jesus, they’re airborne. Alright, people, we prepared for this. Stay calm, and remember the big one only hunts by movement.

The Superficial / August 20, 2015

Kylie Jenner’s Still In A Bikini (And Various Other Kardashians)

Kylie Jenner is still in a bikini along with those other people who’ll evenutally live off of her porn money.

The Superficial / August 19, 2015

It’s Not Wise To Ambush A Wookiee

Lamar Odom surprised Khloe Kardashian at the gym because could you imagine the ratings if he killed her? Kris Jenner has.

The Superficial / August 13, 2015

Bears Can Smell The Menstruation

What? Bears are like Sasquatches.

The Superficial / July 9, 2015

It’s Not Wise To Dye Blonde A Wookiee

Khloe Kardashian’s butt implants and predictable jokes you’ve heard before. Nothing more, nothing less.

The Superficial / May 13, 2015

Khloe Kardashian’s Ass Somehow Got Bigger

Khloe Kardashian’s ass is getting thicker, and Leon is getting laaarrrger. (Goddammit, I’m old.)…

The Superficial / April 29, 2015

Khloe Kardashian’s Abs Seem Legit

Khloe Kardashian would like you to believe she has abs nows.

The Superficial / March 3, 2015

Amber Rose Won The Twitter Fight With Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian and Amber Rose got into a Twitter fight. Amber won.

The Superficial / February 17, 2015

I Already Named Khloe Kardashian’s Camel Toe And It’s A Wookiee Wallet

Yesterday on Instagram, Khloe Kardashian named her camel toe Camille which is some horseshit because I already dubbed it the Wookiee Wallet back in 2010. And, look, I don’t play this card often, or ever because most if not all women regardless of age are stronger than me, but I’m invoking Man Law, and everybody…

The Superficial / January 14, 2015

The Ass Circle Is Ass Complete, Now Khloe Is The Ass Master

With Kim Kardashian relinquishing her ass crown to chase an impossible dream that’s never going to happen even if you dropped her from the Empire State Building, it’s now Khloe’s turn to bask in the warm ass sunlight. So here she is riding a horse while the space age Rubbermers™ that make up her a…

The Superficial / December 16, 2014

Kim Kardashian Wants A Flat Ass Now

When she’s not cropping her daughter out of Instagram photos (little attention-stealing bitch), Kim Kardashian is apparently sitting around staring at Khloe’s ass and wondering why would anyone would ever want a butt that big because even Kim Kardashian is forgetting why the hell Kim Kardashian is famous. Via Fishwrapper:
“Khloe’s ass is so big,…

The Superficial / December 15, 2014

AMAs: Kendall & Kylie Brought The ‘Squatch

Full Disclosure: I’ve got another giant-ass post to write about Bill Cosby, so I’m literally just throwing AMAs pics in your face starting with the least relevant and working my way up. Which is probably the greatest compliment I’ll ever give the Kardashians because I posted Kylie, Kendall and Khloe after Bleona Qereti and immediately…

The Superficial / November 24, 2014

Khloe Kardashian Tried To Steal Kim’s Ass Thunder

Just hours before Kim Kardashian’s naked butt was scheduled to be dragged across the Internet like a dog with worms tainting everything in its path (Case in point: There’s another post about it coming up later today.), Khloe shared the above meme on Instagram because you know what the Internet hardly ever loses its mind…

The Superficial / November 12, 2014

Those Are Khloe Kardashian’s Nipples

I used up all my word juice on the Bertney post, so for these pics of Khloe Kardashian’s nipples at French Montana’s birthday party all you get is me saying, I thought Sasquatches birthed litters. Why aren’t there six of them? Now enjoy these spilling into the pics of her insane buttpud because I love/hate…

The Superficial / November 10, 2014

Sasquatch Butt In The Morning And Other News

- Selena Gomez made a music video about Justin Bieber. Goddammit. [Lainey Gossip]
– Let the Cumberbaby rumors begin. [Dlisted]
- Eminem looks like this now. [Fishwrapper]
- Actual Statements Written In Patients’ Hospital Charts [theCHIVE]
– There’s a #ReaderGate now. [The Frisky]
- Genevieve Morton’s in a bikini. [WWTDD]
– Apparently you can’t call…

The Superficial / November 7, 2014

Turn Kylie Jenner Into A Mini-Kim, Why Not?

Because every mother should carve their youngest daughter into an exact replica of their most profitable one for future sex tape sales, here’s Kylie Jenner showing off her new collagen lips on top of whatever the hell else is being done to her face. In the meantime, how isn’t PETA all over this? Clearly these…

The Superficial / October 9, 2014

O.J. Simpson Is Obsessed With Kim Kardashian, Yesssssssssss

It’s been a week of shitty news followed by shitheads capitalizing on said shit, so here’s a ray of sunshine piercing through the storm: O.J. Simpson is sitting in jail obsessing over Kim Kardashian and could get out as early as 2017! Is anyone else doing the pee-pee dance? I’m doing the pee-pee dance. Radar…

The Superficial / August 14, 2014
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