Kevin Federline’s wife Victoria Prince got her body back into incredible shape after birthing a daughter in 2011, so naturally he’s having none of that and put another baby in her. It’s good to weigh them down when you can only run so fast. If at all. TMZ reports:
Kevin Federline is a… More »
Here’s Victoria Prince promoting some fantasy football league that isn’t important because I prefer my role-playing games the way God intended them with orcs and dragons and masturbating alone in a basement rife with shame and collectible figurines which are the same thing, so that was redundant. Anyway, Kevin Federline is a mullet walrus yet… More »
Both Kevin Federline and Britney Spears attended their son’s soccer game yesterday which must’ve been nice for her because, for once, she wasn’t the one everyone kept watching to make sure their kid didn’t get eaten. “Honey, honey, he’s licking his lips. He’s licking his lips! GRAB JIMMY!”
“If Stawbucks won’t put whipt cream on mama’s puppy, McDonald’s will!”
Kevin Federline is the case study in man gold-digging, so it only makes sense his brother Christopher grew tired of working for a living and wants in on the Britney Spears’ gravy train now. Except unlike a true Federline he’s still under… More »
“Tell me cheesy bread costs extra… This is my town.”
Top o’ the morning.