Posts tagged "Kevin Federline"

Kevin Federline Made Another Baby

Kevin Federline’s wife Victoria Prince got her body back into incredible shape after birthing a daughter in 2011, so naturally he’s having none of that and put another baby in her. It’s good to weigh them down when you can only run so fast. If at all. TMZ reports:
Kevin Federline is a lot of…

The Superficial | December 12, 2013 - 10:28 am

Just A Reminder: This Is Kevin Federline’s Wife

Here’s Victoria Prince promoting some fantasy football league that isn’t important because I prefer my role-playing games the way God intended them with orcs and dragons and masturbating alone in a basement rife with shame and collectible figurines which are the same thing, so that was redundant. Anyway, Kevin Federline is a mullet walrus yet…

The Superficial | September 10, 2013 - 10:43 am

Kevin Federline’s Apparently Going To Ride This Fat Thing Out

Both Kevin Federline and Britney Spears attended their son’s soccer game yesterday which must’ve been nice for her because, for once, she wasn’t the one everyone kept watching to make sure their kid didn’t get eaten. “Honey, honey, he’s licking his lips. He’s licking his lips! GRAB JIMMY!”

‘Ah Wore Mah Fancy Daisy

The Superficial | March 18, 2013 - 1:30 pm

UPDATE: Kevin Federline’s ‘Brother’ Claims He’s The Real Father of Sean Preston

“If Stawbucks won’t put whipt cream on mama’s puppy, McDonald’s will!”

Kevin Federline is the case study in man gold-digging, so it only makes sense his brother Christopher grew tired of working for a living and wants in on the Britney Spears’ gravy train now. Except unlike a true Federline he’s still under…

The Superficial | December 27, 2012 - 12:06 pm

From The Desk of The Superficial

“Tell me cheesy bread costs extra… This is my town.”
Top o’ the morning.
If you’ve been following the site for the past two weeks, this is usually around the time a hot chick’s been popping up with a bunch of links to other sites that I assume five of you look at. However, today…

The Superficial | March 28, 2012 - 10:13 am

Kevin Federline Has 5 Kids Now

Fffft, yup. We’re gonna have us a good ol’ family. Alright, babe, they get mad if those dishes stack up. Pick me up at 8?”
Kevin Federline’s girlfriend Victoria Prince has reportedly birthed his fifth child, a daughter Jordan Kay, according to People, and I can’t even tell you how much money I’d pay to…

The Superficial | August 17, 2011 - 3:27 pm

Kevin Federline Needs ‘Courage’ to Propose to Pregnant Girlfriend

With Kevin Federline’s girlfriend Victoria Prince officially pregnant with his fifth child, the question is whether or not he’ll make an honest woman out of her or continue to live in fear of marriage after his first attempt with Britney Spears. I heard, if he closes his eyes, he can still smell the gurvy ice…

The Superficial | April 7, 2011 - 12:03 pm

Kevin Federline Knocked His Girlfriend Up

Granted, it’s been rumored before that Kevin Federline impregnated his girlfriend Victoria Prince, but until now, there were never photos of Sean Preston rubbing his clearly-gestating sibling and wondering if real mama’s gonna eat this one, too. He knows he ain’t supposed to talk about Jeffie, but how comes they don’t make baby sammiches at…

The Superficial | March 28, 2011 - 1:39 am

Kacey Jordan Aborted K-Fed’s Baby and Other Stuff She’s Blabbing About

Kacey Jordan has wasted absolutely zero time cashing in on her new fame as one of five – Or four depending on new accounts. – porn stars who serviced Charlie Sheen during his 36-hour coke bender that put him in the hospital last week. Here’s what she’s already spilled in three separate interviews since just…

The Superficial | January 31, 2011 - 12:48 pm

Kevin Federline Defends Britney Spears

Seen here being told the worst news of his life (“No chicken wings?! Girl, we out.”), Kevin Federline has stepped forward to defend Britney Spears from a new lawsuit alleging she sexually harassed a bodyguard in between ritualistic beatings of her children with a belt. Via People:…

The Superficial | September 9, 2010 - 11:16 am

Kevin Federline’s sperm has struck again

Here’s a surprise twist, guess who turned out to be the pregnant one in Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince’s relationship. (Hint: Don’t go by stomachs.) Via Celebuzz:
Prince has been accompanying Kevin as he follows ex-wife Britney Spears all over the globe on her recent tour. Apparently, the couple had a pregnancy false alarm earlier…

The Superficial | November 6, 2009 - 10:09 am

Kevin Federline is an incredible tenant

Kevin Federline is apparently being sued for $110,661 by the landlords of his home in Tarzana. They claim he vanished with six months still left on the lease and completely trashed the place. Here’s a list of the damages, according to TMZ:
– Gutters full of cigarette butts and empty beer bottles
– A broken…

The Superficial | October 7, 2009 - 11:20 am

Kevin Federline is still fat as all hell

The still-rotund Kevin Federline was spotted outside Kabuki Sushi Bar in LA yesterday, and I have no idea why he’s wheeling around a tiny suitcase. Although, I’m willing to bet money it holds a cow leg for him to chew on during the ride home.
KEVIN: Vicky, hand me mah cow leg.
VICTORIA: Honey, you…

The Superficial | October 2, 2009 - 2:21 pm

Victoria Prince in a bikini and K-Fed’s shirtless girth

The entire Spears clan, including divorced members and their girlfriends, must be in Miami because here’s Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince hanging out by their hotel’s pool yesterday. I love how Kevin’s abandoned his dancer physique to channel Dom DeLuise yet somehow still has sex with a woman who’s 100 times more in shape than…

The Superficial | September 2, 2009 - 11:18 am

Kevin Federline cashes in on his gut

Making each McNugget that almost collapsed his arteries so worth it, Kevin Federline has been offered seven figures to endorse a weight loss product, according to RadarOnline:
Federline is reportedly considering an endorsement deal with a company called EP-2 (Extreme Physical Performance). The source said the former back up dancer has been offered $2.5 million…

The Superficial | August 5, 2009 - 4:02 pm

Seth Rogen shot down by Megan Fox and other news

- Robert Pattinson looks like “feminie,” according to Twilight co-star Nikki Reed. She’ll be dead within the hour. [Lainey Gossip]
- Katherine Heigl’s mouth is basically one more retarded comment away from sodomizing her career. [Celebslam]
- Kevin Federline doesn’t do tips. Unless it’s his penis and no condoms are…

The Superficial | July 31, 2009 - 8:50 pm

Kevin Federline’s girth: Shrewd business move?

Kevin Federline stopped by E!’s Daily 10 last night where he spoke to Sal Masekela about doing a reality show that may center around Kevin’s noticeable weight gain:
When asked about the validity of one of the rumored reality show concepts would be about Federline getting back into dancer shape, he says: “It would probably…

The Superficial | July 29, 2009 - 10:06 am

Kevin Federline might have a weight problem

Kevin Federline participated in the X Games Celebrity Skins Classic yesterday where, in defiance of all known natural science, he didn’t birth a litter of manatees on the back nine. You figure the physical exertion would’ve induced labor, but then again, I once saw a pregnant woman run a marathon. Which reminds me, where’s Kevin…

The Superficial | July 28, 2009 - 2:46 pm

Kevin Federline wants his own reality show

Because KFC doesn’t grow on trees, Kevin Federline wants to pitch a new reality show featuring his girlfriend VIctoria Prince and his sons Sean and Jayden according to E! News:
“Victoria is a big part of the series,” says the source. “They are not engaged, but she lives with him full-time in his place in…

The Superficial | July 21, 2009 - 1:09 pm

James Franco knows how to give a speech

- George Clooney and Bill Murray party together? If there was ever a time to be a stripper, it’s now, ladies. Ha, just kidding. It’s always time to be a stripper. Now who wants dollar bills? [Lainey Gossip]
- Elizabeth Taylor might have aided Michael Jackson’s prescription drug addictions. Probably by showing him her…

The Superficial | July 8, 2009 - 7:08 pm
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