Full Disclosure: Emma Stone and Jennifer Aniston are making this gallery look way more exciting than it really is. I genuinely feel bad tricking you with it.
We’ve already spent way too much time on the Emmys, so here are the rest of the red carpet pics featuring such classics as Rapidly De-Aging Skylar White, an act of terrorism, Julianne Hough & The See-Through Butt, My Dick Is Huge I Can Laugh However I Want, Haha! Superman Dumped You, Bring Your Viral…
Here’s what people are saying about John Mayer’s controversial Playboy interview that forced him “quit the media” in a fit of tears last night:
“I’m a boxer!”
Richard T. Ford, author of The Race Card:
“He’s no Sarah Silverman.”
Holly Robinson Peete:
“I landed in a good part of the quote.”