Posts tagged "Kendall Jenner"

Kendall Jenner’s Butt Is Flying Now

Oh, Jesus, they’re airborne. Alright, people, we prepared for this. Stay calm, and remember the big one only hunts by movement.

The Superficial / August 20, 2015

Kylie Jenner’s Still In A Bikini (And Various Other Kardashians)

Kylie Jenner is still in a bikini along with those other people who’ll evenutally live off of her porn money.

The Superficial / August 19, 2015

Kylie Jenner Turned 18

Kylie Jenner turned 18 last night, so let’s give this momentous occassion the in-depth coverage it deserves.

The Superficial / August 10, 2015

Kendall Jenner’s Almost Entire Breast

Kendall Jenner walked around braless yesterday. You can almost see her whole boob-thing!

The Superficial / July 15, 2015

Bears Can Smell The Menstruation

What? Bears are like Sasquatches.

The Superficial / July 9, 2015

The 2015 MET Gala

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.

The Superficial / May 5, 2015

Justin Bieber Doesn’t Look High At All

Justin Bieber tripping his face off? I don’t see it.

The Superficial / April 13, 2015

Rich F*cking Assholes Acting Like Hippies (Coachella)

It’s that time of the year again when celebrities spend thousands of dollars to hang out with other celebrities and pretend they’re all dirty hippies.

The Superficial / April 13, 2015

Something About Kylie Using Blackface And Kendall’s A Naked Easter Bunny

Here’s the stupid shit the Kardashians did over the holiday to generate headlines while the rest of us spent time with our families.

The Superficial / April 6, 2015

Kendall Jenner In A Bikini & Maitland Ward: The Crap We Missed

Alright, folks, it’s the Friday after New Year’s Day, and not even the school system is trying to pretend it still isn’t the holidays. (Case in point: This is a post on Gawker right now. Why?) So here’s Kendall Jenner proving, okay, maybe she does have the body to be a model, and Maitland Ward

The Superficial / January 2, 2015

Kendall Jenner Getting Spanked By Santa, Anyone?

Kim and Kourtney knocked out their naked shit for the year, so here’s Kendall in lingerie getting spanked by Santa because Kris Jenner wants to finally finish off Bruce this Christmas. Except the joke’s on her, he replaced his soul with one of those new polymer ones you can just put in the dishwasher. Dam…

The Superficial / December 8, 2014

Cara Delevingne Seduced Kendall Into Bailing On Victoria’s Secret

It’s been Kendall Jenner’s dream to walk the Victoria’s Secret runway, but on the eve of its London takeover, she took off across Europe with a drunk, panty flashing Cara Delevingne which is exactly what I would’ve done in her situation minus the part where they hung out with Karl Lagerfeld because his glasses scare…

The Superficial / December 2, 2014

AMAs: Kendall & Kylie Brought The ‘Squatch

Full Disclosure: I’ve got another giant-ass post to write about Bill Cosby, so I’m literally just throwing AMAs pics in your face starting with the least relevant and working my way up. Which is probably the greatest compliment I’ll ever give the Kardashians because I posted Kylie, Kendall and Khloe after Bleona Qereti and immediately…

The Superficial / November 24, 2014

Benedict Cumberbatch Is Doctor Strange: A Post About Kendall’s Butt

“I’ll tell you what’s strange. Giant penguins, amirite?!” (I have no fucking business writing these.)

Posted by Photo Boy

You guys know by now that Fish’s new favorite thing besides sending headless animal carcasses to Hilary Duff’s house is to make me cluelessly write comic book posts. Since it’s looking like…

Photo Boy / October 28, 2014

Kim Kardashian’s Endorsement Demands Are As Ridiculous As Her Ass

Most, if not all, of Kim Kardashian’s services can be purchased through Kris Jenner. And if you think that’s an exaggeration, here’s Kim accepting an Austrian businessman’s money to be his date to the 2014 Opera Ball in Vienna while engaged to Kanye West. In fact, I ran the numbers on how many times Warre…

The Superficial / October 20, 2014

Justin Bieber Ditched Selena Gomez For The Kardashians

So here’s how Selena Gomez’s trip to Paris Fashion Week went:
1. Before, or as soon as, she got there, Justin Bieber checked into a hotel with Kendall Jenner.
2. When she showed up to the same show as him later, he spent the entire time with the Kardashians.
And 3. When she gave u…

The Superficial / October 1, 2014

The Other Models Are Mean To Kendallâ„¢, You Guys

Kendall Jenner genuinely believes her modeling career is solely the result of “hard work,” and being like super pretty, but even models whose diets consist of a sprig of kale and heroin know it’s because someone who fell out of the same vagina as her got peed on in a sex tape. In Touch Weekly

The Superficial / September 18, 2014

Kendall Jenner Is Your New Fappening Because The Kardashians Are Satan

With The Fappening now being completely banned on reddit, the air is right for the Kardashians to step into that vacuum by making Kendall continue to pull her weight in naked pictures. “She’s 19 now. It won’t kill her to show some asscrack,” are words I like to imagine were spoken because we’re talking about…

The Superficial / September 8, 2014
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