A whole bunch of beautiful people you’ll probably never have sex with in costumes, anyone?
Oh, Jesus, they’re airborne. Alright, people, we prepared for this. Stay calm, and remember the big one only hunts by movement.
Is Kylie Jenner doing porn yet? MAYBE.
What? Bears are like Sasquatches.
The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.
Justin Bieber tripping his face off? I don’t see it.
It’s that time of the year again when celebrities spend thousands of dollars to hang out with other celebrities and pretend they’re all dirty hippies.
Here’s the stupid shit the Kardashians did over the holiday to generate headlines while the rest of us spent time with our families.