Posts tagged "Kendall Jenner"

The 2015 MET Gala

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.

By: The Superficial / May 5, 2015

Justin Bieber Doesn’t Look High At All

Justin Bieber tripping his face off? I don’t see it.

By: The Superficial / April 13, 2015

Rich F*cking Assholes Acting Like Hippies (Coachella)

It’s that time of the year again when celebrities spend thousands of dollars to hang out with other celebrities and pretend they’re all dirty hippies.

By: The Superficial / April 13, 2015

Something About Kylie Using Blackface And Kendall’s A Naked Easter Bunny

Here’s the stupid shit the Kardashians did over the holiday to generate headlines while the rest of us spent time with our families.

By: The Superficial / April 6, 2015

Kendall Jenner In A Bikini & Maitland Ward: The Crap We Missed

Alright, folks, it’s the Friday after New Year’s Day, and not even the school system is trying to pretend it still isn’t the holidays. (Case in point: This is a post on Gawker right now. Why?) So here’s Kendall Jenner proving, okay, maybe she does have the body to be a model, and Maitland Ward

By: The Superficial / January 2, 2015

Kendall Jenner Getting Spanked By Santa, Anyone?

Kim and Kourtney knocked out their naked shit for the year, so here’s Kendall in lingerie getting spanked by Santa because Kris Jenner wants to finally finish off Bruce this Christmas. Except the joke’s on her, he replaced his soul with one of those new polymer ones you can just put in the dishwasher. Dam…

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014

Cara Delevingne Seduced Kendall Into Bailing On Victoria’s Secret

It’s been Kendall Jenner‘s dream to walk the Victoria’s Secret runway, but on the eve of its London takeover, she took off across Europe with a drunk, panty flashing Cara Delevingne which is exactly what I would’ve done in her situation minus the part where they hung out with Karl Lagerfeld because his glasses scare…

By: The Superficial / December 2, 2014

AMAs: Kendall & Kylie Brought The ‘Squatch

Full Disclosure: I’ve got another giant-ass post to write about Bill Cosby, so I’m literally just throwing AMAs pics in your face starting with the least relevant and working my way up. Which is probably the greatest compliment I’ll ever give the Kardashians because I posted Kylie, Kendall and Khloe after Bleona Qereti and immediately…

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014

Benedict Cumberbatch Is Doctor Strange: A Post About Kendall’s Butt

“I’ll tell you what’s strange. Giant penguins, amirite?!” (I have no fucking business writing these.)

Posted by Photo Boy

You guys know by now that Fish’s new favorite thing besides sending headless animal carcasses to Hilary Duff‘s house is to make me cluelessly write comic book posts. Since it’s looking like…

By: Photo Boy / October 28, 2014

Kim Kardashian’s Endorsement Demands Are As Ridiculous As Her Ass

Most, if not all, of Kim Kardashian‘s services can be purchased through Kris Jenner. And if you think that’s an exaggeration, here’s Kim accepting an Austrian businessman’s money to be his date to the 2014 Opera Ball in Vienna while engaged to Kanye West. In fact, I ran the numbers on how many times Warre…

By: The Superficial / October 20, 2014

Justin Bieber Ditched Selena Gomez For The Kardashians

So here’s how Selena Gomez‘s trip to Paris Fashion Week went:

1. Before, or as soon as, she got there, Justin Bieber checked into a hotel with Kendall Jenner.
2. When she showed up to the same show as him later, he spent the entire time with the Kardashians.
And 3.

By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014

The Other Models Are Mean To Kendallâ„¢, You Guys

Kendall Jenner genuinely believes her modeling career is solely the result of “hard work,” and being like super pretty, but even models whose diets consist of a sprig of kale and heroin know it’s because someone who fell out of the same vagina as her got peed on in a sex tape. In Touch Weekly

By: The Superficial / September 18, 2014

Kendall Jenner Is Your New Fappening Because The Kardashians Are Satan

With The Fappening now being completely banned on reddit, the air is right for the Kardashians to step into that vacuum by making Kendall continue to pull her weight in naked pictures. “She’s 19 now. It won’t kill her to show some asscrack,” are words I like to imagine were spoken because we’re talking about…

By: The Superficial / September 8, 2014

The Kardashians Checked Their Phones During The Ferguson Moment of Silence #VMAs

During last night’s VMAs, Common held a moment of silence for Ferguson which the Kardashians felt was the appropriate time to check their phones (above) because someone might have tweeted about Kim‘s dress, you guys. Yes, they understand that black teens are being disproportionately shot and killed by police for minor offenses thus depriving them…

By: The Superficial / August 25, 2014

Kendall Jenner’s Threatening To Sue Waitress Who Allegedly Wouldn’t Serve Her Booze

Yesterday, we posted about a New York City waitress who claimed Kendall Jenner threw money in her face after she stormed out of the restaurant when management refused to serve her alcohol. Except now Kendall’s suing the waitress although not denying that she was at the restaurant or “accidentally” walked out. TMZ reports:…

By: The Superficial / August 14, 2014

Kendall Jenner Threw Money In A Waitress’ Face For Not Serving Her Alcohol

Before I start, if you’re wondering why you’re looking at bikini photos of Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin, this post involves both of them, so my choice of pics couldn’t be more relevant if Robin Williams was dangling in the background. (He would’ve laughed. Maybe.) Anyway, following in the footsteps of her younger, equally-as-entitled sister,…

By: The Superficial / August 12, 2014

The 2014 Teen Choice Awards

Someone just spotted Kim Kardashian.

I’ve grown old enough where I’ve forgotten what it’s like to be a teenager and now hate them for their youthful vigor and freedom to make stupid choices with abandon. Case in point: I once drove an hour to the nearest Best Buy to buy Limp Bizkit’s Significant

By: The Superficial / August 11, 2014

And Now It’s Time To Play ‘How Many Kardashians Did Justin Bieber Bang?’

After the Orlando Bloom incident which apparently all started after Leonardo DiCaprio “flicked” Justin Bieber away, the little shit should be a social pariah for all intents and purposes. But then again, he technically still has money, so naturally the Kardashians not only talked Kanye West into convincing his lover Riccardo Tisci to invite Bieber…

By: The Superficial / August 4, 2014

Chris Brown Threw A Charity Kickball Game

Chris Brown just got out of jail for violating his probation from beating the shit out of a woman, so why wouldn’t Paris Hilton, Carmen Electra, Amber Rose, Christina Milian, and Kendall and Kylie Jenner show up to his charity kickball game? What does violence against women have to do with them? It’s not like…

By: The Superficial / July 21, 2014

Kendall Jenner & Hailey Baldwin Are In Bikinis

Here’s Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin (Who spent an unusual amount of time staring at and photographing Kendall’s butt. Her father should pray for her.) paddleboarding in The Hamptons yesterday where they were somehow spotted and identified by the paparazzi from 8,000 yards away. Which almost makes you think they were tipped off, but who’d…

By: The Superficial / July 2, 2014
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