A whole bunch of beautiful people you’ll probably never have sex with in costumes, anyone?
Oh, Jesus, they’re airborne. Alright, people, we prepared for this. Stay calm, and remember the big one only hunts by movement.
Is Kylie Jenner doing porn yet? MAYBE.
What? Bears are like Sasquatches.
The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.