Posts tagged "Kendall Jenner"

Kendall Jenner In A Bikini & Maitland Ward: The Crap We Missed

Alright, folks, it's the Friday after New Year's Day, and not even the school system is trying to pretend it still isn't the holidays. (Case in point: This is a post on Gawker right now. Why?) So here's Kendall Jenner proving, okay, maybe she does have the body to be a…
By: The Superficial / January 2, 2015

Kendall Jenner Getting Spanked By Santa, Anyone?

Kim and Kourtney knocked out their naked shit for the year, so here's Kendall in lingerie getting spanked by Santa because Kris Jenner wants to finally finish off Bruce this Christmas. Except the joke's on her, he replaced hi…
By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014

Cara Delevingne Seduced Kendall Into Bailing On Victoria’s Secret

It's been Kendall Jenner's dream to walk the Victoria's Secret runway, but on the eve of its London takeover, she took off across Europe with a drunk, panty flashing Cara Delevingne which is exactly what I would've done in her situation minus the part where they hung out with…
By: The Superficial / December 2, 2014

AMAs: Kendall & Kylie Brought The ‘Squatch

Full Disclosure: I've got another giant-ass post to write about Bill Cosby, so I'm literally just throwing AMAs pics in your face starting with the least relevant and working my way up. Which is probably the greatest compliment I'll ever give the Kardashians because I posted Kylie, Kendall and…
By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014

Benedict Cumberbatch Is Doctor Strange: A Post About Kendall’s Butt

"I'll tell you what's strange. Giant penguins, amirite?!" (I have no fucking business writing these.) Posted by Photo Boy You guys know by now that Fish's new favorite thing besides sending headless animal carcasses to Hilary Duff's house is to make me cluelessly write comic book posts. Since it's looking like…
By: Photo Boy / October 28, 2014

Kim Kardashian’s Endorsement Demands Are As Ridiculous As Her Ass

Most, if not all, of Kim Kardashian's services can be purchased through Kris Jenner. And if you think that's an exaggeration, here's Kim accepting an Austrian businessman's money to be his date to the 2014 Opera Ball in Vienna while engaged to Kanye West. In fact, I…
By: The Superficial / October 20, 2014

Justin Bieber Ditched Selena Gomez For The Kardashians

So here's how Selena Gomez's trip to Paris Fashion Week went: 1. Before, or as soon as, she got there, Justin Bieber checked into a hotel with Kendall Jenner. 2. When she showed up to the same show as him later, he spent the entire time with…
By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014

The Other Models Are Mean To Kendallâ„¢, You Guys

Kendall Jenner genuinely believes her modeling career is solely the result of "hard work," and being like super pretty, but even models whose diets consist of a sprig of kale and heroin know it's because someone who fell out of the same vagina as her got peed on in a sex…
By: The Superficial / September 18, 2014

Kendall Jenner Is Your New Fappening Because The Kardashians Are Satan

With The Fappening now being completely banned on reddit, the air is right for the Kardashians to step into that vacuum by making Kendall continue to pull her weight in naked pictures. "She's 19 now. It won't kill her to show some asscrack," are words I like…
By: The Superficial / September 8, 2014

The Kardashians Checked Their Phones During The Ferguson Moment of Silence #VMAs

During last night's VMAs, Common held a moment of silence for Ferguson which the Kardashians felt was the appropriate time to check their phones (above) because someone might have tweeted about Kim's dress, you guys. Yes, they understand that black teens are being…
By: The Superficial / August 25, 2014

Kendall Jenner’s Threatening To Sue Waitress Who Allegedly Wouldn’t Serve Her Booze

Yesterday, we posted about a New York City waitress who claimed Kendall Jenner threw money in her face after she stormed out of the restaurant when management refused to serve her alcohol. Except now Kendall's suing the waitress although not denying that she was at the restaurant or "accidentally" walked out. TMZ reports:…
By: The Superficial / August 14, 2014

Kendall Jenner Threw Money In A Waitress’ Face For Not Serving Her Alcohol

Before I start, if you're wondering why you're looking at bikini photos of Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin, this post involves both of them, so my choice of pics couldn't be more relevant if Robin Williams was dangling in the background. (He would've laughed. Maybe.) Anyway, following…
By: The Superficial / August 12, 2014

The 2014 Teen Choice Awards

Someone just spotted Kim Kardashian. I've grown old enough where I've forgotten what it's like to be a teenager and now hate them for their youthful vigor and freedom to make stupid choices with abandon. Case in point: I once drove an hour to the nearest Best Buy to buy Limp Bizkit's Significant…
By: The Superficial / August 11, 2014

And Now It’s Time To Play ‘How Many Kardashians Did Justin Bieber Bang?’

After the Orlando Bloom incident which apparently all started after Leonardo DiCaprio "flicked" Justin Bieber away, the little shit should be a social pariah for all intents and purposes. But then again, he technically still has money, so naturally the Kardashians not only talked Kanye West into convincing…
By: The Superficial / August 4, 2014

Chris Brown Threw A Charity Kickball Game

Chris Brown just got out of jail for violating his probation from beating the shit out of a woman, so why wouldn't Paris Hilton, Carmen Electra, Amber Rose, Christina Milian, and Kendall and Kylie Jenner show up to his charity kickball game? What…
By: The Superficial / July 21, 2014

Kendall Jenner & Hailey Baldwin Are In Bikinis

Here's Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin (Who spent an unusual amount of time staring at and photographing Kendall's butt. Her father should pray for her.) paddleboarding in The Hamptons yesterday where they were somehow spotted and identified by the paparazzi from 8,000 yards away. Which almost make…
By: The Superficial / July 2, 2014

The 2014 Billboard Music Awards

Everyone that's anyone (Read: Blake Lively's breasts) is at Cannes right now, but then again, timing isn't exactly this year's Billboard Music Awards' strong suit. So here's some barely interesting people on the red carpet who didn't get their own post by surprisingly not having…
By: The Superficial / May 19, 2014

Justin Bieber Wrote A Sizzurp Carol

Posted by Photo Boy For the past few days I've been meaning to run this set of Selena Gomez getting herself drunk enough to revenge bang Orlando Bloom's greasy little elf dick, but I kept getting distracted. So, what better time than now, as we celebrate the release of…
By: Photo Boy / April 30, 2014

Selena Gomez Unfriended Kendall & Kylie

Sorry to hit you with two Kardashian-based posts in a row, but this one also involves another celebrity wanting nothing to do with them because they're pissy shitpeople from Pissyshit Lane. According to HuffPost Celebrity, Selena Gomez has deleted all photographic evidence of being near Kendall and Kylie Jenner…
By: The Superficial / April 22, 2014

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we've seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here's the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only…
By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014
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