Posts tagged "Kelly Ripa"

Good Morning, Penis Button, And Other News

- Jessica Biel is opening a children's restaurant which means Justin Timberlake is a pedophile. I don't know how else you're supposed to read that. [Lainey Gossip] - Fifty Shades of Grey is going to be way shitter than you expected. [Dlisted] - Chivettes Bored At Work [theCHIVE] - Pete Wentz regrets piercing his dick.

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2014

Much Better, Kelly Ripa

Yesterday, Kelly Ripa wore a Miley Cyrus costume even though Paris Hilton and Crystal Hefner did the same thing over the weekend leaving Kelly with plenty of time to rethink every decision she's ever made in her life. So here she is showing a little more originality by dressing up as Gemma from Sons of

By: The Superficial / November 1, 2013

Et Tu, Penis Button?

Because apparently Paris Hilton is a trendsetter now, here's Kelly Ripa dressed up as Miley Cyrus which meant some stagehand walked into work this morning and heard the words, "Here, put on this bear costume and bang Kelly in the ass." It wasn't even Christmas! Even worse, Michael Strahan dressed up as Robin Thicke which,…

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2013

Kelly Ripa Looks Different…

Here's Kelly Ripa out in New York City yesterday where she proved to this writer that she's more than just a penis button: She's also a burn victim with a cleft palate. How she finds the time to do it between three kids and a fast-paced career is anybody's guess. You go, girl! Photos: INFdaily

By: The Superficial / February 1, 2011

Kelly Ripa’s husband fears the penis button

To absolutely no one's surprise, Mark Consuelos lives in perpetual fear of Kelly Ripa's penis button, according to People: "He actually pays me money to keep my clothes on!" Ripa, 39, joked to PEOPLE of husband Mark Consuelos at the Point Honors benefit on Monday night in New York, which she co-hosted with Bravo's Andy…

By: The Superficial / April 20, 2010

I almost forgot….

The Penis Button Posted: 5/7/09 I know it's 2010 already, but I honestly couldn't live with myself if I didn't pay respect to what was unquestionably the crowning moment of 2009: Kelly Ripa's Penis Button. And for those of you wondering what reminded me, it was cold when I got out of the shower drugs.

By: The Superficial / January 1, 2010

Kelly Ripa still wearing bikinis

Here's Kelly Ripa going for a swim at her hotel in Miami, and before you run off screaming in terror, you can barely see her "penis button." Which is actually kind of messed up. Was she aroused the other day or something? You know what? Don't even answer that. I want to be able to…

By: The Superficial / May 7, 2009

Kelly Ripa in a bikini

Kelly Ripa is filming Live with Regis & Kelly in Miami and decided to take a swim this morning before taping. You know when a woman works out too much and ends up looking like a incredibly ripped dude? That happened here a long time ago and someone forgot to yell "Stop!" Mark Consuelos, I'm…

By: The Superficial / May 5, 2009

Kelly Ripa is hot (I don’t say that enough)

Kelly Ripa took place in the High Heel-a-Thon in Central Park to benefit the March of Dimes yesterday. Apparently, it's a bunch of women running in heels and ultimately breaking their nose for charity. Sounds cool, but why not just punch each other in the face then write a check? Yeah, that stuff. Alright, Kelly,…

By: The Superficial / July 10, 2008