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Kelly Ripa: Mark Is Nice To Me After Sex Now

Kelly Ripa’s sex life is a bear trap, and we’re all stuck in it now. More »

We’re Talking About Kelly Ripa’s Sex Life Now, I Guess

Kelly Ripa cucked Mark Consuelos on live television. Am I using that correctly? On second thought, don’t tell me. I want to die happy. More »

Good Morning, Penis Button, And Other News

- Jessica Biel is opening a children’s restaurant which means Justin Timberlake is a pedophile. I don’t know how else you’re supposed to read that. [Lainey Gossip]

- Fifty Shades of Grey is going to be way shitter than you expected. [Dlisted]

- Chivettes Bored At Work [theCHIVE]

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Much Better, Kelly Ripa

Yesterday, Kelly Ripa wore a Miley Cyrus costume even though Paris Hilton and Crystal Hefner did the same thing over the weekend leaving Kelly with plenty of time to rethink every decision she’s ever made in her life. So here she is showing a little more originality by dressing up as Gemma from Sons ofMore »

Et Tu, Penis Button?

Because apparently Paris Hilton is a trendsetter now, here’s Kelly Ripa dressed up as Miley Cyrus which meant some stagehand walked into work this morning and heard the words, “Here, put on this bear costume and bang Kelly in the ass.” It wasn’t even Christmas! Even worse, Michael Strahan dressed up as Robin Thicke which,… More »

Kelly Ripa Looks Different…

Here’s Kelly Ripa out in New York City yesterday where she proved to this writer that she’s more than just a penis button: She’s also a burn victim with a cleft palate. How she finds the time to do it between three kids and a fast-paced career is anybody’s guess. You go, girl!

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Kelly Ripa’s husband fears the penis button

To absolutely no one’s surprise, Mark Consuelos lives in perpetual fear of Kelly Ripa’s penis button, according to People:

“He actually pays me money to keep my clothes on!” Ripa, 39, joked to PEOPLE of husband Mark Consuelos at the Point Honors benefit on Monday night in New York, which she co-hosted with… More »

I almost forgot….

The Penis Button

Posted: 5/7/09

I know it’s 2010 already, but I honestly couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t pay respect to what was unquestionably the crowning moment of 2009: Kelly Ripa’s Penis Button. And for those of you wondering what reminded me, it was cold when I got out… More »

Kelly Ripa still wearing bikinis

Here’s Kelly Ripa going for a swim at her hotel in Miami, and before you run off screaming in terror, you can barely see her “penis button.” Which is actually kind of messed up. Was she aroused the other day or something? You know what? Don’t even answer that. I want to be able to… More »

Kelly Ripa in a bikini

Kelly Ripa is filming Live with Regis & Kelly in Miami and decided to take a swim this morning before taping. You know when a woman works out too much and ends up looking like a incredibly ripped dude? That happened here a long time ago and someone forgot to yell “Stop!” Mark Consuelos, I’m… More »

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