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Kelly Clarkson Was ‘Blackmailed’ Into Working With Dr. Luke

Kelly Clarkson goes off on Dr. Luke in radio interview. More »

Kelly Clarkson’s Pregnant, Wasn’t F*cking Around

Not even three weeks ago, Kelly Clarkson announced that she was going to ride the shit out of her husband who she’d only been married to for 10 days until he put a baby in her for Christmas. Which worked, so just assume he’s dead now. He died. PEOPLE reports:

The singer, 31,… More »

Kelly Clarkson Is Forcing Her Husband To Put A Baby In Her By Christmas

In a new interview with Valentine In The Morning, the recently married Kelly Clarkson made it clear that she’s forcing her husband to repeatedly have sex with her so she’s pregnant for Christmas which probably explains the lifeless expression on his face above as he nonchalantly steps into traffic. Via People:

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Kelly Clarkson’s Mad Because Clive Davis Had Beef Without Her, I May Be Wording This Wrong

Music mogul Clive Davis’ autobiography The Soundtrack of My Life came out yesterday which you probably heard about when he spoiled the surprise that everyone becomes bisexual when they turn 50, (That’s right, everyone.). And now you’re hearing about it more because it pissed off Kelly Clarkson who fired off an open letter accusing Davis… More »

Bill Clinton Won The Inauguration

In case you forgot how awesome Bill Clinton is, it’s this awesome. Exactly this awesome. Not to mention, this happened next because we’re dealing with a man who never shies away from life’s sweetest rewards or shoving a cigar in them. And on the opposite side of that coin, you have Joe Biden who’s clearly… More »

Kelly Clarkson Lost Weight For Her Boyfriend

When Kelly Clarkson was born, she must’ve really pissed off God considering he felt the need to curse her with the worst body type imaginable: Chunky with no boobs. However, despite claims about loving her “real body,” Kelly’s been looking noticeably slimmer lately which you’d just assume was done out of concern for her health… More »

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