Posts tagged "Kelly Brook"

Kelly Brook’s Breasts At Coachella Is An Oasis Between Nerd Posts

Kelly Brook’s breasts at Coachella are all you need to know about Weekend 2. In fact, the location isn’t even important. I don’t know why I mentioned it.

By: The Superficial / April 20, 2015

Kelly Brook Looks Like This Now

Kelly Brook’s been working out and GOOD GOD.

By: The Superficial / March 25, 2015

Kelly Brook’s Breasts Are The Devil And Other News

- Benedict Cumberbatch describes how Sherlock would fuck. Bring a change of underwear. [Lainey Gossip]

- Olivier Martinez‘s punches ruined Gabriel Aubry‘s modeling career. — I believe it. [Dlisted]

- Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE]

– For the love of God, Tara Reid, please stop taking…

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014

Kelly Brook Took David McIntosh Back

At the end of September, Kelly Brook dumped David McIntosh for cheating on her. Two weeks later, he was already with a new girlfriend, and it wasn’t even the woman he cheated on Kelly with. Which is apparently the key to winning her back because here are the two of them trying to sneak into

By: The Superficial / October 17, 2014

How Do You Replace Kelly Brook With This?

Two weeks ago, we learned that Kelly Brook is single thanks to David McIntosh cheating on her. And now here he is with his new girlfriend Metisha Schaefer, who isn’t even the woman he cheated with, because the man’s 2% body fat and apparently has an erection 24/7, so the world is his oyster. And…

By: The Superficial / October 13, 2014

Kelly Brook’s Single Again

Kelly Brook and David McIntosh reportedly broke up and surprisingly the reason wasn’t, “His dick was a boner all the time,” which would make sense, but according to the Daily Mail, it’s because he cheated on her giant, awesome breasts which doesn’t make sense. Maybe I’m putting too much emphasis on them, but if they…

By: The Superficial / September 29, 2014

Ray Rice Is In ‘Good Spirits,’ Everybody

Lost in the media’s zeal to destroy Janay Rice‘s life (Alright, who told her?) by holding the NFL accountable for treating domestic violence with a brief “time out,” are the feelings of Ray Rice. Has anyone stopped to ask how he’s doing after getting cut from the Ravens because everyone found out how hard he…

By: The Superficial / September 9, 2014

Jesus Christ, Kelly Brook, And Other News

- Robin Thicke‘s new album is not doing well. [Lainey Gossip]

- Farrah Abraham‘s backdoor yogurt restaurant website got hacked. [Dlisted]

- A Bikini A Day Keeps The Doctor Away [theCHIVE]

- Khloe Kardashian knows how to pick ‘em. [Fishwrapper]

– The iPhone 6‘s new screen ca…

By: The Superficial / July 10, 2014

Kelly Brook’s Giant Breasts Are Back

Yesterday, after a series of depressing posts about heroin addiction and child molesting, Kelly Brook’s breasts rose up out of the ocean like majestic sea otters and washed away the bad feelings, so why not do that all over again? More importantly, it’ll keep you busy you while I clean up all this coffee thank…

By: The Superficial / February 4, 2014

Kelly Brook’s Breasts In A Bikini Aren’t Horribly Depressing Topics

The past few posts have either been about drug addiction, child molestation, or inevitable suicide, so here are Kelly Brook‘s giant breasts in a bikini to guide us out of the darkness. Provided you don’t think about the fact that not a single one of us will ever touch them. (I’ll be in the garage…

By: The Superficial / February 3, 2014

Those Are Kelly Brook Nipples

So far this morning, Justin Bieber has been arrested for DUI, and now here’s Kelly Brook wearing a see-through dress which means I made the right move letting that mermaid out of my net (What? I have a life outside of this site.), or I’m about to find out I have cancer because there’s nowhere…

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2014

Kelly Brook’s Banging Jeremy Piven? I WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!

Welcome to the most depressing post you’ll ever see on this site, and it’s literally taking all my willpower not to slam my laptop shut and hang myself in the garage because this life is a big ol’ cock slapping you in the face. Just slapping you until you think you can’t take anymore, pausing…

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2013

The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.4.13

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which caps a week of several notable events like Miley Cyrus baring her nipple, then Hulk Hogan parodying her in a thong and tomorrow, my birthday. So once again, universe, you got me. “Enjoying a nice life celebration, are you? STARE INTO THE VOID!!” While my tears put…

By: Photo Boy / October 4, 2013

Good Morning, Kelly Brook, And Other News

- Miley Cyrus is still trying to say she’s engaged. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kat Von D and Deadmau5 broke up. THERE IS NO HOPE FOR LOVE. [Dlisted]

- Let Us Gather Once Again For The Gorgeous Redheads [theCHIVE]

- 37 Things That Could Only Happen In Florida [BuzzFeed]…

By: The Superficial / June 27, 2013

We Have The Kelly Brook Topless Pics

Yesterday, a bunch of you asked why we didn’t have the Kelly Brook topless pics up, and the simple answer is we couldn’t buy them until today. Which we did, so the words you’re looking for right now are “Thank you,” and, “We threw our first-born in a dumpster because his name wasn’t yours. Also,…

By: The Superficial / June 18, 2013

Good Morning, Kelly Brook, And Other News

- Jessica Alba sucks at copying Gwyneth Paltrow. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tamara Ecclestone‘s doing Playboy now. [Dlisted]

– It’s Towel Thursday! [theCHIVE]

- Ryan Gosling will get emotional about your baby, girl. [tooFab]

- CNN’s Jaw-Droppingly Awful Hour Of Boston Bombing Coverage [BuzzFeed]

- Rosario

By: The Superficial / April 18, 2013

A Moment For Maria Menounos & Kelly Brook

Hey, guys, thanks to the fallout from last week’s malware shenanigans, security on the site is being tightened and has caused a few “hiccups” like locking Photo Boy and I out of uploading new photos all morning. Photos like Maria Menounos‘s hottest working ass in Hollywood and Kelly Brook‘s awesome British breasts which you’re hopefully…

By: The Superficial / March 14, 2013

Good Morning, Kelly Brook Flashing Her Panties Because She Knew It’s My Birthday, And Other News

- Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart actually really like each other, so one of them is secretly a man. That’s the only explanation. [Lainey Gossip]

- Beyonce turned the entire cast of The Jungle Book into shoes. [Dlisted]

– Nothing beat’s a woman’s perspective. Of her boobs, of her own boobs.

By: The Superficial / February 28, 2013

Kelly Brook Should Never Stop Wearing Bikinis And Other News

- Speaking of butts in bikinis… [theCHIVE]

- Justin Timberlake did not call Britney Spears a bitch, is still horrible at writing. [Lainey Gossip]

– Hey, remember Tan Mom? Because trannies did and got her drunk again. [Dlisted]

- Chris Brown called Frank Ocean a “faggot” during their fight…

By: The Superficial / February 6, 2013

Kelly Brook’s Still In A Bikini And Other News

- Why it might be too soon for Jennifer Lawrence to win an Oscar. [Lainey Gossip]

- Donald Trump is literally suing Bill Maher over a joke bet. This was who some of you wanted to be president. [Dlisted]

– Sexy women in sports bras? Who would want to see that?

By: The Superficial / February 5, 2013
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