Posts tagged "Keith Urban"

Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban Sext, This Is Information You Know Now

During an appearance on The Ellen Degeneres Show yesterday, Keith Urban revealed that when he’s away from Nicole Kidman the two like to get it on through the sensual art of making penis emoticons on their smartphones. Via Us Weekly:

“We never text. We never email. Phone calls only, which I really love…

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2013

The 55th Annual Grammy Awards

“I was told this was filled with Boston cream, not seeing any.”

Here’s the rest of The 55th Annual Grammy Awards that doesn’t involve Katy Perry‘s awesome breasts, Kat Dennings‘ almost-as-awesome breasts, evidence in Rihanna‘s murder or Jennifer Lopez‘s dress making it look like she has huge, giant testicles. Except now I’ve completely…

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2013

Jennifer Lopez’s Got Your Puffy Vagina Right Here

Last week CBS sent a memo to Grammy producers explicitly banning puffy vaginas during the show. A memo that Jennifer Lopez apparently decided didn’t apply to her because here she is looking like she has elephantiasis of the lady business. Not to mention a man named Puffy was once in her vagina, so she basically…

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2013

Nicki Minaj & Mariah Carey Are Getting Along Nicely

Here’s Nicki Minaj flipping out on Mariah Carey, and apparently Randy Jackson, too, during an audition taping for American Idol while Keith Urban just sits there in the middle thinking, “Well, at least no one’s touching me with their plastic face. Their dead plastic face…” TMZ reports:

Nicki Get this shit in self…

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2012

Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban: ‘Eh, Screw It. We’ll Just Buy One.’

With every celebrity and their brother having a baby right now, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban weren’t about to let an uninhabitable uterus keep them from the latest Hollywood fad. Which is why they’ve announced today they have a brand new baby via a surrogate that they’re both apparently the biological parents of. The AP

By: The Superficial / January 18, 2011

David Duchovny shirtless and other news

- Mel Gibson directed his pregnant girlfriend’s new video. Surprisingly, it doesn’t involve torture and/or Jew hating. I’m shocked. [PopEater]

- Hugh Jackman gets it. ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds do not get it. [Lainey Gossip]

- Emmanuelle Chriqui’s breasts turns women into lesbians. [Celebslam]

- Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan got…

By: The Superficial / July 13, 2009

Hayden Panettiere’s tattoo spelled wrong

- Hayden Panettiere’s tattoo is misspelled. Supposed to read “Insert Superficial Writer Here —>.” [Just Jared]

- Keith Urban is hitting the Botox like Nicole Kidman. Didn’t she just get out of a relationship with a gay guy? Or am I thinking of LeAnn Rimes again? [Lainey Gossip]

- Paris Hilton

By: The Superficial / May 21, 2009

Nicole Kidman takes swing at Tom Cruise

Nicole Kidman has taken a crack at her marriage with Tom Cruise and even dished out a surprising jab at Katie Holmes. Marie Claire reports:

‘I felt I became a star only by association,’ she complained to Easy Living magazine. ‘We would go to the Oscars and I would think, “I’m here to support…

By: The Superficial / May 1, 2009

Hugh Jackman thinks he’s so tough…

- Hugh Jackman arrives at the Sydney premiere of Wolverine by jumping out of a helicopter. Somebody should put this guy in one of those superhero movies. [Vulture]

- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are finally divorcing. He wants to date other women while she just wants to realize her dream of competing…

By: The Superficial / April 8, 2009

The Country Music Awards

Here’s pretty much everything you need to know about last night’s Country Music Awards. For the record, I didn’t actually watch them because I was too busy doing something more enjoyable. (Read: Paying the neighbor kid to throw rocks at my genitals.):

Taylor Swift is hot. — I could end the post right here…

By: The Superficial / April 5, 2009

Nicole Kidman takes a jab at Angelina Jolie thus igniting The Baby War of ’08

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have quietly thumbed their noses at celebs brokering baby photo deals. Probably not a smart move because I’m pretty sure Angelina Jolie could take Nicole in a fight. In fact, in the sake of research, I’m going to imagine such a battle right now. “Pow! BAM! Ziff! Use…

By: The Superficial / July 15, 2008

Nicole Kidman chose the name ‘Sunday Rose’ to piss off Tom Cruise (Neat.)

Nicole Kidman gave birth to a little girl on Monday and stuck her with the curious moniker of Sunday Rose. But why? If you’re like me, you haven’t been able to shit thinking up reasons. Yes, that’s how serious I take this job. (Or eat too much cheese.) Anyway, friends of Nicole are…

By: The Superficial / July 8, 2008

Nicole Kidman has babies coming out of her vagina!

Nicole Kidman, who I completely forgot was pregnant, gave birth to baby girl Sunday Rose Kidman Urban this morning. This is Nicole’s first child and Keith Urban’s as well. Her two children with Tom Cruise are adopted and creepy Scientologists, so they don’t count. Us Magazine reports:

The baby weighed 6 pounds, 7 ounces.

By: The Superficial / July 7, 2008

Nicole Kidman is pregnant

After weeks of denying rumors, Nicole Kidman has announced she is pregnant. This will be her first baby with husband Keith Urban. She has two adopted children with Tom Cruise. The Associated Press reports:

Nicole Kidman is pregnant, her publicist confirmed Monday. The 40-year-old actress and her husband country singer Keith Urban “are expecting…

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2008