Posts tagged "Keanu Reeves"

Tom Hardy Might Be Apocalypse, Or Whatever The Hell ‘Suicide Squad’ Is

[Ed. Note: One of my new favorite things is to make Photo Boy write about any of the 8,000 comic book movies set to come out in the next three years because like most of the general movie-going public, he has no fucking clue who half of these characters are, so it’s fun to see

By: Photo Boy / October 20, 2014

’47 Ronin’ Has Keanu Reeves Karate Fighting Again And Other News

- Hugh Jackman is the anti-Bruce Willis. [Lainey Gossip]

- Amanda Bynes‘ parents are probably going to get that conservatorship now. [Dlisted]

- The First Time Chivettes Have Come Out To Play [theCHIVE]

– The time Aaron Paul was on 90210. The original 90210. [tooFab]

- The

By: The Superficial / July 25, 2013

Apologies & Awesome

Wait. No more depression = no more hilarious Internet meme. I WON’T ALLOW IT.

Greetings from 30,000 Feet,

Just wanted to drop a quick note apologizing for the less than stellar writing the past few days while I’ve been in LA. Nothing drives me apeshit more than not being able to…

By: The Superficial / September 15, 2010

Technical Difficulties

Hey, guys, I’ve been battling a stomach bug for the past two days and it’s apparently decided to snap into Ivan Drago mode this morning. Posts are going to be a little infrequent as I proceed to learn what’s inside of me over the next few hours. Will it be LEGOs or perhaps that strange…

By: The Superficial / August 26, 2010

Keanu Reeves supports Sandra Bullock. I think.

Because pretending there’s a bomb on a bus together is a bond that can never be broken, Us Magazine caught up with Keanu Reeves to see if he had any words of encouragement for the soon-divorced Sandra Bullock:

Asked if he has any well wishes for Bullock, 45, he told UsMagazine.com: “Yes, of

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2010

Paris Hilton is fishy and other news

- Criss Angel is such a master of magic, he has a woman’s haircut. Ta-da! [PopEater]

- Billy Ray Cyrus approves of Miley’s pole-dancing at the Teen Choice Awards. Is anyone really surprised by this? Honestly. [The Blemish]

- Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves are dating. [Lainey Gossip]

- Leighton Meester

By: The Superficial / August 21, 2009

Keanu Reeves has secret Canadian love-children?

A Canadian woman, Karen Sala, has requested a court-ordered DNA sample from Keanu Reeves to prove he’s the father of one, if not four, of her children. Though she admits she’s not sure which ones. Nice. The Toronto Star reports:

With her children, aged 20 to 25, in post-secondary schools, Sala said…

By: The Superficial / May 29, 2009

Keanu Reeves is ‘The One’ – who doesn’t have to pay shit

Keanu Reeves won a lawsuit today when a jury of his peers determined he is not liable for the injuries of papparazzo Alison Shiva. Alison claims Keanu struck him with his Porsche in 2007 which damaged his wrist and caused him to lose work. Unfortunately, Alison is too stupid to realize he work…

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2008

Keanu Reeves on trial, somehow not for his acting

Shocker–Keanu Reeves is not the best of drivers, and now he’s being sued for it. I know, I know; it sounds impossible, but as E! Online reports:

A vengeful paparazzo has put The Devil’s Advocate star on the hot seat.
Keanu Reeves took the stand at his civil trial today and denied dinging…

By: Tim Kinnealy / October 28, 2008

Keanu Reeves hangs out with random topless chick, is truly The One

Keanu Reeves was spotted hanging out on the French Riviera with an unknown topless woman yesterday which forced top scientists to conclude that “Yes, that crazy ass Matrix shit is for real.”

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that will make you wonder why Point Break isn’t considered biblical canon. Patch me through to…

By: The Superficial / June 17, 2008

Lindsay Lohan whoring around with Keanu

Now that Lindsay Lohan has moved down to Keanu Reeves on her list of people to bone, she’ll likely be knocking on Pauly Shore’s door by Valentine’s Day. This is either another sad attempt to make Wilmer jealous, or the latest twist in downward spiral that ends with Lindsay sprawled out naked in my garage…

By: Superficial / December 21, 2005

Keanu Looking Dapper

It appears that things haven’t been going too well for Keanu Reeves. The last couple Matrix movies were godawful, and then Constantine didn’t really do anything. And now…well now he looks like this. Either he’s shooting a new, helmet-themed movie or he has a twin brother with Down Syndrome. In either case, I’m…

By: Superficial / November 11, 2005