Posts tagged "Katy Perry"

Katy Perry’s Cat Vadge

Katy Perry is surprisingly flexible.

The Superficial | September 28, 2015 - 9:00 am

Katy Perry’s Giant Boobs Came Back!

I said Katy Perry’s giant breasts in the headline, right? Then why are you still reading this?

The Superficial | September 9, 2015 - 11:29 am

English, Katy Perry, Do You Speak It?

Katy Perry had some words to say about the Taylor Swift Nicki Minaj spat. Not so much sentences, but definitely words.

The Superficial | July 23, 2015 - 11:10 am

Katy Perry Has A Song Titled 1984. Please Shit Yourselves Accordingly

People are speculating that Katy Perry’s new song 1984 will be a dis song referencing Taylor Swift’s album 1989. You did it, terrorism. You won.

Photo Boy | June 9, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Katy Perry & John Mayer Will Have Their Revenge On Taylor Swift

Katy Perry and John Mayer will get that pesky Taylor Swift if it’s the last thing they do.

The Superficial | May 29, 2015 - 9:56 am

Taylor Swift Is Going To Kill Katy Perry With Karate And Shit

Taylor Swift’s ‘Bad Blood’ video is an all-star fuck you to Katy Perry’s face. …

The Superficial | May 18, 2015 - 11:06 am

MET Gala: Katy Perry’s Breasts Get Their Own Post

Katy Perry’s breasts were at the MET Gala. Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

The Superficial | May 5, 2015 - 10:41 am

God Spoke To Katy Perry During Her Super Bowl Halftime Show

Apparently God speaks to Katy Perry through magical headsets. Yup.

The Superficial | February 9, 2015 - 11:01 am

It’s Katy Perry’s Breasts: The Super Bowl Halftime Show

There was some debate over whether the top half of Katy Perry’s breasts would be allowed in the Super Bowl. They were.

The Superficial | February 2, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Katy Perry’s Breasts Must Be Contained To Protect Football

Judging by her Pepsi Halftime Show press conference, I wouldn’t bet on seeing Katy Perry’s breasts during the Super Bowl because football is a holy temple that must be protected.

The Superficial | January 30, 2015 - 10:57 am

Katy Perry’s Banging John Mayer Again

Posted by Photo Boy

Knowing exactly how to kick a year in its balls while it’s down, Katy Perry’s letting the Prince of Douche touch her huge boobs again, because everything is bad. IT’S ALL RUINED! *slaps Fish’s tray to floor, runs out of cafeteria* Via Daily Mail:
Apparently aware of keeping…

Photo Boy | January 6, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Katy Perry’s Giant Breasts Twerking In A Bikini

Katy Perry got into some sort of fight with the paparazzi in Sydney on Friday and made fun of their tiny penises, but everybody seems to be friends now because here are bikini photos of her giant breasts that I’m posting now so they don’t get buried beneath AMAs red carpet pics, or worse, the…

The Superficial | November 23, 2014 - 9:27 pm

Taylor Swift Is Writing Songs About Katy Perry Now

Taylor Swift’s schtick used to be writing songs about jerk boys who didn’t make every single date like The Notebook. But she’s evolved as an artist (and a woman… nope, that wasn’t creepy) and has moved on to writing songs about other pop stars who steal her roadies or some stupid bullshit. I honestly don’t…

The Superficial | September 9, 2014 - 11:34 am

Good Morning, Katy Perry, And Other News

- Justin Theroux’s Penis: A discussion. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Aniston doesn’t need kids to be valued as a woman. Which is true. It’s about breast size. [Dlisted]

- Redheads travel in packs? Perfect… [theCHIVE]

- LeAnn Rimes is a rapist. Her words, not mine. [Fishwrapper]


The Superficial | August 28, 2014 - 9:41 am

Katy Perry’s Breasts Were There #VMAs

Outside of her recent trip to a Kansas water park (Warning: Contains breasts GIFs. And you’re gone.), Katy Perry’s breasts have been elusive creatures because she’s an artiste now. Except here they are at last night’s VMAs where she brought Riff Raff as her date even though I could’ve sworn she was banging Duplo? Diplo?

The Superficial | August 25, 2014 - 10:38 am

Gwyneth Paltrow Did The Ice Bucket Challenge In A Bikini, Nominates Chris Martin

With the exception of Katy Perry, and probably a few others I’m too lazy to Google, most celebrities recognize this is for charity and have been keeping their Ice Bucket Challenges relatively tame which is probably why I hate them so much. Except here’s Gwyneth Paltrow doing hers in a bikini because she has the…

The Superficial | August 21, 2014 - 1:05 pm
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