Posts tagged "Katy Perry"

Katy Perry’s Banging John Mayer Again

Posted by Photo Boy Knowing exactly how to kick a year in its balls while it's down, Katy Perry's letting the Prince of Douche touch her huge boobs again, because everything is bad. IT'S ALL RUINED! *slaps Fish's tray to floor, runs out of cafeteria* Via Daily Mail: Apparently aware of keeping …
By: Photo Boy / January 6, 2015

Katy Perry’s Giant Breasts Twerking In A Bikini

Katy Perry got into some sort of fight with the paparazzi in Sydney on Friday and made fun of their tiny penises, but everybody seems to be friends now because here are bikini photos of her giant breasts that I'm posting now so they don't get buried …
By: The Superficial / November 23, 2014

Taylor Swift Is Writing Songs About Katy Perry Now

Taylor Swift's schtick used to be writing songs about jerk boys who didn't make every single date like The Notebook. But she's evolved as an artist (and a woman... nope, that wasn't creepy) and has moved on to writing songs about other pop stars who steal her …
By: The Superficial / September 9, 2014

Good Morning, Katy Perry, And Other News

- Justin Theroux's Penis: A discussion. [Lainey Gossip] - Jennifer Aniston doesn't need kids to be valued as a woman. Which is true. It's about breast size. [Dlisted] - Redheads travel in packs? Perfect... [theCHIVE] - LeAnn Rimes is a rapist. Her words, not mine. [Fishwrapper] - …
By: The Superficial / August 28, 2014

Katy Perry’s Breasts Were There #VMAs

Outside of her recent trip to a Kansas water park (Warning: Contains breasts GIFs. And you're gone.), Katy Perry's breasts have been elusive creatures because she's an artiste now. Except here they are at last night's VMAs where she brought Riff Raff as her date even though …
By: The Superficial / August 25, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow Did The Ice Bucket Challenge In A Bikini, Nominates Chris Martin

With the exception of Katy Perry, and probably a few others I'm too lazy to Google, most celebrities recognize this is for charity and have been keeping their Ice Bucket Challenges relatively tame which is probably why I hate them so much. Except here's Gwyneth Paltrow doing hers in …
By: The Superficial / August 21, 2014

Katy Perry’s Breasts Went To A Water Park

Taylor Swift aside, the past 12 hours have been a pretty amazing time for breasts. So below is Katy Perry at Schlitterbahn Water Park in Kansas which is nowhere near as awesome as the time her ass fell out at Raging Waters, but at the end of …
By: The Superficial / August 19, 2014

That’s Right, Katy Perry, Yank Photoshopped Madonna’s Hair

Here's Katy Perry and Madonna doing some bondage shit for V Magazine because one of them has to somehow keep up with Miley Cyrus, and the other requires erotic energy to stave off the effects of aging since as she's done since the dawn of …
By: The Superficial / May 22, 2014

Katy Perry Has A Crotch, Too, You Guys

In this post-Miley Cyrus Bangerz world, we've seen Lady Gaga attempt to stay relevant by essentially just getting naked and/or letting chicks puke on her tits. (You gotta admire the craft.) And while Lady Gaga stands a chance because shame is but an impediment to her "art," …
By: The Superficial / May 8, 2014

Katy Perry’s Banging DJ Diplo Now

And possibly just spotted Jon Hamm. Posted by Photo Boy Katy Perry is continuing her streak of letting this type of dude see her breasts because if there's a group of men traditionally inclined to settle right down with one woman, it's musicians. Katy Perry's new man may not sing, dance …
By: Photo Boy / April 29, 2014

Katy Perry Did Jewface

Posted by Photo Boy If you're like me, and you've always wondered what would happen if the creators of Jackass got drunk, had unprotected sex with the creators of Punk'd, then decided to abort the hellspawn they produced, then you're in luck, because Katy Perry's new video for her song …
By: Photo Boy / April 25, 2014

Miley Cyrus Is In The Hospital

Yup, that's her. Miley Cyrus was reportedly hospitalized last night and forced to cancel her Kansas City concert after suffering an allergic reaction to antibiotics, according to TMZ, or a case of the sads because her dog died, according to Hollywood Life. As for which one's the truth, I …
By: The Superficial / April 16, 2014

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we've seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here's the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only …
By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Katy Perry Really Knows How To Make Men Jealous

Following up her decision to bang Riff Raff, Katy Perry continued her "Fuck You (For More Than Likely Cheating On Me With Kelly Monaco), John Mayer" tour over the weekend by telling E! News she plans to become a green-haired collector of fine arts, and, no, this …
By: The Superficial / April 1, 2014

Katy Perry’s Banging Riff Raff, Suck It, John Mayer

Continuing her trend of letting questionable men see her giant tits naked, Katy Perry is apparently dating Riff Raff now. And who the hell's Riff Raff? The real life version of James Franco's character in Spring Breakers, so you'd assume Katy Perry would keep something like this …
By: The Superficial / March 27, 2014

Katy Perry Dumped John Mayer

"AAAAAHHHHHHHH." "Yeah, we're still not getting married." Over the past few weeks, there's been rumor after rumor about Katy Perry getting engaged to John Mayer except now E! News is reporting she dumped his ass which I'm sure had nothing to do with a press campaign to box him …
By: The Superficial / February 26, 2014

Miley Cyrus Kissed Katy Perry

Here's Miley Cyrus kissing Katy Perry during her Bangerz show in Los Angeles Saturday night making this the most boring thing the two of them could've possibly done. You've got one pop star whose 98% labia, the other who's an equal amount jugs and used to be married to …
By: The Superficial / February 24, 2014

A Moment For Katy Perry’s Panty Lines

So far today's posts have been about such heavy topics as child molestation, porn star delusions, Dr. Huxtable's PhD in rape, and walking and talking bags of douche. So for a change of pace/righting of the ship, let's take a moment and look at Katy …
By: The Superficial / February 10, 2014

Katy Perry Fingerbanged Anna Kendrick’s Cleavage

The State of The Union was last night. And while President Obama proposed solutions to tackle poverty and climate change as Republicans went gay over duck people, absolutely none of that involved Anna Kendrick revealing that Katy Perry's signature move is to walk up to …
By: The Superficial / January 29, 2014

Vin Diesel Danced For 7 Minutes on Facebook. Alone. By Himself.

Last night around midnight PST, Vin Diesel apparently felt the need to record himself dancing alone to both Katy Perry's "Dark Horse" and Beyonce's "Drunk In Love" before uploading all seven and a half minutes to Facebook. Now, I don't want to say he's drunk, but he …
By: The Superficial / January 28, 2014
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