Posts tagged "Katy Perry"

Taylor Swift Is Going To Kill Katy Perry With Karate And Shit

Taylor Swift‘s ‘Bad Blood‘ video is an all-star fuck you to Katy Perry‘s face.

By: The Superficial / May 18, 2015

MET Gala: Katy Perry’s Breasts Get Their Own Post

Katy Perry’s breasts were at the MET Gala. Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

By: The Superficial / May 5, 2015

God Spoke To Katy Perry During Her Super Bowl Halftime Show

Apparently God speaks to Katy Perry through magical headsets. Yup.

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015

It’s Katy Perry’s Breasts: The Super Bowl Halftime Show

There was some debate over whether the top half of Katy Perry’s breasts would be allowed in the Super Bowl. They were.

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

Katy Perry’s Breasts Must Be Contained To Protect Football

Judging by her Pepsi Halftime Show press conference, I wouldn’t bet on seeing Katy Perry’s breasts during the Super Bowl because football is a holy temple that must be protected.

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015

Katy Perry’s Banging John Mayer Again

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Knowing exactly how to kick a year in its balls while it’s down, Katy Perry‘s letting the Prince of Douche touch her huge boobs again, because everything is bad. IT’S ALL RUINED! *slaps Fish’s tray to floor, runs out of cafeteria* Via Daily Mail:
Apparently aware of keeping…

By: Photo Boy / January 6, 2015

Katy Perry’s Giant Breasts Twerking In A Bikini

Katy Perry got into some sort of fight with the paparazzi in Sydney on Friday and made fun of their tiny penises, but everybody seems to be friends now because here are bikini photos of her giant breasts that I’m posting now so they don’t get buried beneath AMAs red carpet pics, or worse, the…

By: The Superficial / November 23, 2014

Taylor Swift Is Writing Songs About Katy Perry Now

Taylor Swift‘s schtick used to be writing songs about jerk boys who didn’t make every single date like The Notebook. But she’s evolved as an artist (and a woman… nope, that wasn’t creepy) and has moved on to writing songs about other pop stars who steal her roadies or some stupid bullshit. I honestly don’t…

By: The Superficial / September 9, 2014

Good Morning, Katy Perry, And Other News

- Justin Theroux’s Penis: A discussion. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Aniston doesn’t need kids to be valued as a woman. Which is true. It’s about breast size. [Dlisted]

- Redheads travel in packs? Perfect… [theCHIVE]

- LeAnn Rimes is a rapist. Her words, not mine. [Fishwrapper]

-…

By: The Superficial / August 28, 2014

Katy Perry’s Breasts Were There #VMAs

Outside of her recent trip to a Kansas water park (Warning: Contains breasts GIFs. And you’re gone.), Katy Perry‘s breasts have been elusive creatures because she’s an artiste now. Except here they are at last night’s VMAs where she brought Riff Raff as her date even though I could’ve sworn she was banging Duplo? Diplo?

By: The Superficial / August 25, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow Did The Ice Bucket Challenge In A Bikini, Nominates Chris Martin

With the exception of Katy Perry, and probably a few others I’m too lazy to Google, most celebrities recognize this is for charity and have been keeping their Ice Bucket Challenges relatively tame which is probably why I hate them so much. Except here’s Gwyneth Paltrow doing hers in a bikini because she has the…

By: The Superficial / August 21, 2014

Katy Perry’s Breasts Went To A Water Park

Taylor Swift aside, the past 12 hours have been a pretty amazing time for breasts. So below is Katy Perry at Schlitterbahn Water Park in Kansas which is nowhere near as awesome as the time her ass fell out at Raging Waters, but at the end of the video, the camera practically smacks into one…

By: The Superficial / August 19, 2014

That’s Right, Katy Perry, Yank Photoshopped Madonna’s Hair

Here’s Katy Perry and Madonna doing some bondage shit for V Magazine because one of them has to somehow keep up with Miley Cyrus, and the other requires erotic energy to stave off the effects of aging since as she’s done since the dawn of time. She’ll never forget that fateful day in the garde…

By: The Superficial / May 22, 2014

Katy Perry Has A Crotch, Too, You Guys

In this post-Miley Cyrus Bangerz world, we’ve seen Lady Gaga attempt to stay relevant by essentially just getting naked and/or letting chicks puke on her tits. (You gotta admire the craft.) And while Lady Gaga stands a chance because shame is but an impediment to her “art,” Katy Perry is stuck between the rock and…

By: The Superficial / May 8, 2014

Katy Perry’s Banging DJ Diplo Now

And possibly just spotted Jon Hamm.

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Katy Perry is continuing her streak of letting this type of dude see her breasts because if there’s a group of men traditionally inclined to settle right down with one woman, it’s musicians.
Katy Perry’s new man may not sing,…

By: Photo Boy / April 29, 2014

Katy Perry Did Jewface

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If you’re like me, and you’ve always wondered what would happen if the creators of Jackass got drunk, had unprotected sex with the creators of Punk’d, then decided to abort the hellspawn they produced, then you’re in luck, because Katy Perry‘s new video for her song ‘Birthday’ is that…

By: Photo Boy / April 25, 2014

Miley Cyrus Is In The Hospital

Yup, that’s her.

Miley Cyrus was reportedly hospitalized last night and forced to cancel her Kansas City concert after suffering an allergic reaction to antibiotics, according to TMZ, or a case of the sads because her dog died, according to Hollywood Life. As for which one’s the truth, I couldn’t possibly give a…

By: The Superficial / April 16, 2014

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to…

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Katy Perry Really Knows How To Make Men Jealous

Following up her decision to bang Riff Raff, Katy Perry continued her “Fuck You (For More Than Likely Cheating On Me With Kelly Monaco), John Mayer” tour over the weekend by telling E! News she plans to become a green-haired collector of fine arts, and, no, this is not an April Fool’s Joke. Switching Photo…

By: The Superficial / April 1, 2014

Katy Perry’s Banging Riff Raff, Suck It, John Mayer

Continuing her trend of letting questionable men see her giant tits naked, Katy Perry is apparently dating Riff Raff now. And who the hell’s Riff Raff? The real life version of James Franco‘s character in Spring Breakers, so you’d assume Katy Perry would keep something like this a secret except she’s bragging about it o…

By: The Superficial / March 27, 2014
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