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Yeah, Sure, Let Katie Price Ride Up Onstage On A Giant Horse. Why Not?

Just so I have this straight: Christopher Reeve, respected actor, loving husband, father, activist; killed him dead. Katie Price, hocker of trashy romance novel her fake tits wrote in five minutes; completely cooperate while she parades you on stage in front of shitloads of flashing cameras. So that’s how it’s gonna be, horses? Well, two… More »

Katie Price Was Skynet All Along

“Those meddling Care Bears can’t stop me now.


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Katie Price’s breasts could be bigger and other news

- Kelly Bensimon wants to do Playboy and why not? It’s not like you have to get naked anymore. They’ll probably even let her wear a sweater. [PopEater]

- Lindsay Lohan admits her Ungaro fashion debut sucked then blames it on everyone else. Ah, yeah, they’re getting their money’s worth. [Lainey Gossip]

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Katy Perry dresses like a 5 year old and other news

- Nick Nolte’s son was arrested for DUI today. Lucky. The only thing my father and I ever did together was play catch and maintain open lines of communication. Way to be really there for me, dad. [PopEater]

- Dina Lohan launches Shoe-han and it’s exactly as retarded as it sounds. [Lainey Gossip]
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Mary-Louise Parker outside Letterman and other news

- Miley Cyrus is a player. Didn’t they stone women for that in the Bible? Just sayin’. [Lainey Gossip]

- Linda Hogan wants Hulk thrown in jail if he doesn’t give her the Harley he promised in the divorce settlement. [PopEater]

- Leonardo DiCaprio asked to drop 30 pounds for his role… More »

Katie Price’s topless breasts

Here’s a topless Katie Price relaxing in a hotel pool in Spain yesterday, and whoever shot these, kudos on being the worst paparazzi in the history of paparazzing. Seriously, these are the world’s largest freaking breasts, and yet somehow you managed to mostly get shots of a metal bar. Had you shown a little… More »

Katie Price still dedicated to salesmanship

Aw, no way, the retard circus is back in town! I’m just kidding. (It’s next week.) These are shots of Katie Price promoting her latest book Sapphire in London, and check out an excerpt from the product description on Amazon:

Sapphire Jones doesn’t believe in relationships anymore – not since she caught her… More »

Katie Price’s drunken areola slip

Here’s Katie “Jordan” Price drunk off her ass in London last night where, not surprisingly, her dress failed to contain her insane breasts. Leave it to Katie Price to look at a tiny scrap of fabric and think “Oh yeah, my tits are staying in that.” And for the record, I mean that in… More »

Kendra Wilkinson’s inflating breasts and other news

- Jake Gyllenhaal’s Prince of Persia official photo looks Middle Eastern. Not counting Jake. [Lainey Gossip]

- Nick Lachey has never stopped loving Jessica Simpson. Which is why he’s going to need to bang a bunch of strippers before deciding to get back together. Because of all the love. [Celebslam]

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Katie Price has a lot of bikinis

Katie Price continued her calendar shoot in Ibiza today, and it’s comforting to see she’ll never stop posing like Barbie’s sister who didn’t quite make it in Hollywood yet somehow claims to be an “actress.” Then why won’t she let us see her movies? Or come over during the day? Life’s so mysterious sometimes.
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Katie Price shows some nip during bikini shoot

Here’s Katie Price on a photo shoot in Ibiza yesterday for her upcoming calendar, and I’d like to thank whichever ancient civilization invented such an incredible organizational tool. I honestly couldn’t tell you what month is, but now I see where my beach balls disappeared to. On that note, someone should probably call off… More »

Katie Price in a bikini

Here’s Katie Price on the runway for a British fashion show last night. You know what I love most about her? How regal and natural she looks. Sort of like Princess Diana but without all the poise, dignity and self-respect that prevents a woman from jamming bulk-purchased silicon into her chest. So, in other… More »

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