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Yeah, Sure, Let Katie Price Ride Up Onstage On A Giant Horse. Why Not?

Just so I have this straight: Christopher Reeve, respected actor, loving husband, father, activist; killed him dead. Katie Price, hocker of trashy romance novel her fake tits wrote in five minutes; completely cooperate while she parades you on stage in front of shitloads of flashing cameras. So that’s how it’s gonna be, horses? Well, two…

The Superficial | June 21, 2012 - 3:15 pm

Katie Price Was Skynet All Along

“Those meddling Care Bears can’t stop me now.


Photos: Pacific Coast News

The Superficial | August 20, 2010 - 4:04 pm

Katie Price’s breasts could be bigger and other news

- Kelly Bensimon wants to do Playboy and why not? It’s not like you have to get naked anymore. They’ll probably even let her wear a sweater. [PopEater]

- Lindsay Lohan admits her Ungaro fashion debut sucked then blames it on everyone else. Ah, yeah, they’re getting their money’s worth. [Lainey Gossip]

The Superficial | October 15, 2009 - 8:57 pm

Katy Perry dresses like a 5 year old and other news

- Nick Nolte’s son was arrested for DUI today. Lucky. The only thing my father and I ever did together was play catch and maintain open lines of communication. Way to be really there for me, dad. [PopEater]

- Dina Lohan launches Shoe-han and it’s exactly as retarded as it sounds. [Lainey Gossip]

The Superficial | October 7, 2009 - 7:01 pm

Mary-Louise Parker outside Letterman and other news

- Miley Cyrus is a player. Didn’t they stone women for that in the Bible? Just sayin’. [Lainey Gossip]

- Linda Hogan wants Hulk thrown in jail if he doesn’t give her the Harley he promised in the divorce settlement. [PopEater]

- Leonardo DiCaprio asked to drop 30 pounds for his role…

The Superficial | August 26, 2009 - 8:30 pm

Katie Price’s topless breasts

Here’s a topless Katie Price relaxing in a hotel pool in Spain yesterday, and whoever shot these, kudos on being the worst paparazzi in the history of paparazzing. Seriously, these are the world’s largest freaking breasts, and yet somehow you managed to mostly get shots of a metal bar. Had you shown a little…

The Superficial | August 5, 2009 - 11:18 pm

Katie Price still dedicated to salesmanship

Aw, no way, the retard circus is back in town! I’m just kidding. (It’s next week.) These are shots of Katie Price promoting her latest book Sapphire in London, and check out an excerpt from the product description on Amazon:

Sapphire Jones doesn’t believe in relationships anymore – not since she caught her…

The Superficial | July 23, 2009 - 2:42 pm

Katie Price’s drunken areola slip

Here’s Katie “Jordan” Price drunk off her ass in London last night where, not surprisingly, her dress failed to contain her insane breasts. Leave it to Katie Price to look at a tiny scrap of fabric and think “Oh yeah, my tits are staying in that.” And for the record, I mean that in…

The Superficial | July 19, 2009 - 12:07 pm

Kendra Wilkinson’s inflating breasts and other news

- Jake Gyllenhaal’s Prince of Persia official photo looks Middle Eastern. Not counting Jake. [Lainey Gossip]

- Nick Lachey has never stopped loving Jessica Simpson. Which is why he’s going to need to bang a bunch of strippers before deciding to get back together. Because of all the love. [Celebslam]

- Jim

The Superficial | July 17, 2009 - 12:34 pm

Katie Price has a lot of bikinis

Katie Price continued her calendar shoot in Ibiza today, and it’s comforting to see she’ll never stop posing like Barbie’s sister who didn’t quite make it in Hollywood yet somehow claims to be an “actress.” Then why won’t she let us see her movies? Or come over during the day? Life’s so mysterious sometimes.

The Superficial | June 18, 2009 - 6:38 pm

Katie Price shows some nip during bikini shoot

Here’s Katie Price on a photo shoot in Ibiza yesterday for her upcoming calendar, and I’d like to thank whichever ancient civilization invented such an incredible organizational tool. I honestly couldn’t tell you what month is, but now I see where my beach balls disappeared to. On that note, someone should probably call off…

The Superficial | June 17, 2009 - 1:57 pm

Katie Price in a bikini

Here’s Katie Price on the runway for a British fashion show last night. You know what I love most about her? How regal and natural she looks. Sort of like Princess Diana but without all the poise, dignity and self-respect that prevents a woman from jamming bulk-purchased silicon into her chest. So, in other…

The Superficial | May 29, 2009 - 2:08 pm

Katie Price likes to drink

- Peter Andre blames Katie Price’s drinking for their divorce. Hey, what else is a married, giant-breasted woman supposed to do all day? She didn’t buy those things to clean the oven with. Or did she? Because mine’s looking a bit dingy… [Allie is Wired]

- Heidi Klum and Seal renew their vows by…

The Superficial | May 12, 2009 - 4:34 pm

Katie Price is single

Fresh off the heels of being photographed drunk off her ass with random men this weekend (above), British TV personality Katie Price and Peter Andre announced their separation today. The Sun reports:

Their management company Can Associates Limited today said: “Peter Andre and Katie Price are separating after four-and-a-half years of marriage.
“They have…

The Superficial | May 11, 2009 - 12:24 pm

Katie Price looks so elegant

Man, how do these fancy celebrities always manage to look so sophisticated and elegant? Sweats, little kid sunglasses, and giant curlers in her hair? I bet she gets mistaken for a princess all the time.

Photos: WENN …

Superficial | February 13, 2009 - 6:56 pm

Katie Price should wear more pink

Here’s Katie “Jordan” Price running errands in Los Angeles yesterday. I’m posting these pics as an object lesson: If you have insane implants, why the hell would you wear a sweater over them? That’s like buying a Ferrari than covering it in a Ford Taurus. Which, I don’t want to brag, is exactly what I’ve…

The Superficial | February 6, 2009 - 3:08 pm

Katie Price understands ‘kid-friendly’

Here’s British TV personality Katie Price at a Los Angeles Toys ‘R Us yesterday, and her outfit had to make for an awkward drive home for parents shopping with their kids:

“Why can’t I show people my underwear, but she gets a Transformer for showing her’s? No fair.”
“Daddy, why were those lady’s…

The Superficial | February 4, 2009 - 2:11 pm

Katie Price’s salesmanship has drastically improved

What does it say about me as a person that, if Katie Price was selling cyanide capsules, I’d probably buy an entire case and pop them like candy? Besides that I’m awesome and people are genuinely surprised to learn I don’t drive a battleship to work.

Photos: Splash News, WENN …

The Superficial | November 20, 2008 - 3:52 pm

Katie Price & Peter Andre pretend they’re not getting a divorce

Katie “Jordan” Price, who is apparently Paris Hilton’s British BFF these days, went out yesterday with her husband Peter Andre. The two are reportedly having marital problems, but you’ll have this in a relationship where one party has giant tits while the other is gay. Fortunately, there is something they love to do together: SHOPPING!

The Superficial | November 3, 2008 - 11:32 am

Paris Hilton tired of being used for money, sex

While in London filming Paris Hilton’s British BFF, LongLegs HerpFoot sat down for an interview with News of the World where she discussed her love life, having kids and joining forces with Katie Price:

On relationships:
“Every other guy I’ve been out with has used me for money or sex – but in most…

The Superficial | November 2, 2008 - 1:57 pm
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