Posts tagged "Kathy Ireland"

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful

Kate Upton’s giant breasts were at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful event last night, so I don’t know why I’m even writing anything else or bothering to point out that Christie Brinkley is an ageless vampire. Or wondering why I didn’t lead with Genevieve Morton who, honestly, looks way hotter than Kate,…

The Superficial / January 15, 2014

Kathy Ireland in a Bikini Was a Bad Idea

A long time ago, in what feels like a galaxy far, far away, Kathy Ireland used to be one of the hottest Sports Illustrated models in America during a strange and magical time when my penis was becoming more than just an alien my G.I. Joes fought in the tub. And sometimes at recess. Jum…

The Superficial / June 7, 2011

OSCARS: Kathy Ireland swears she was sober

Kathy Ireland surprised most of the modern world last night by a.) being alive and b.) interviewing Oscar attendees looking like some sort of leathery orange Avatar puppeted by James Cameron to psyche out the competition. This of course led to her spending most of today on Twitter claiming she wasn’t high as shit:
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The Superficial / March 8, 2010