Posts tagged "Kate Winslet"

Good Morning, Kate Winslet, And Other News

Beyonce wore an $8,000 outfit to Coachella, Tori Spelling fell on a hibachi grill, Gwyneth Paltrow won't solve poverty, and more of Gemma Arterton's breasts. Your morning links.

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2015

Kate Winslet Never ‘Snogged’ Leonardo DiCaprio

Kate Winslet was younger than 23 when she filmed Titanic, so based on everything we know about this world, Leonardo DiCaprio was required to have sex with her by law. But so far this week we've seen George Clooney get married and Mila Kunis birth Ashton Kutcher's baby, so somebody's traveling through time and fucking…

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014

Kate Winslet Deserves Her Own Post

To put it mildly, yesterday was a goddamn shitferno of insanity. And in the mix of Miley Cyrus' naked video, Miranda Kerr's nipples, Selena Gomez's (maybe) vagina, George Zimmerman be Zimmermanning, and Russell Brand's Nazi joke going more viral than anything on this dick joke tugboat has ever gone, Kate Winslet's giant pregnant breasts ended…

By: The Superficial / September 10, 2013

Kate Winslet Still Has It and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Women Pole Vaulters prove there is nothing on Earth men won't masturbate to. [theCHIVE] - George Lucas is grossly overestimating how much else a Star Wars fan has going on in life. [Huffington Post] - Macauley Culkin's slow and torturous death from depression is the only natural response to losing…

By: Photo Boy / February 10, 2012

Kate Winslet in a bikini. With other men…

While the rest of the world found out she's divorcing Sam Mendes, Kate Winslet spent today in Mexico with a boat full of random dudes which I'm guessing was a last minute substitute for Leonardo DiCaprio's penis who, don't get me wrong, would've totally been there if he could. It's just he promised Bar Refaeli…

By: The Superficial / March 15, 2010

Kate Winslet, also single

Apparently it was Break-up Weekend because Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes are calling it quits, according to TMZ: A statement from their lawyers says: "The split is entirely amicable and is by mutual agreement. Both parties are fully committed to the future joint parenting of their children." Great. Now how's Sam Mendes going to make…

By: The Superficial / March 15, 2010

The Most Important People Ever. (Until about noon-ish.)

Here are the most important actors of the moment despite the fact not one of them has been a guest star on Lost. Try and figure that one out. Anyway, the winners of the 81st Annual Academy Awards: Best Actress: Kate Winslet, The Reader Best Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona Best Actor: Sea…

By: The Superficial / February 23, 2009

Kate Winslet makes a shocking announcement

After being nominated for an avalanche of acting awards and having her picture taken with Daniel Craig, Kate Winslet is ready to stop being the best actress in the world - by quitting nude scenes cold turkey. Her latest role in The Reader could be the last time you see Kate Winslet do the naked…

By: The Superficial / February 19, 2009

Mickey Rourke offers to show Kate Winslet his SAG

In a legendary red carpet encounter at yesterday's Screen Actor Guild awards, Best Actor and Actress nominees Mickey Rourke and Kate Winslet shared a brief "How do you do?" that ended with Mickey blatantly fondling himself at the sight of Kate's breasts. Sure, both of them went on to lose the aforementioned categories, but it'…

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2009

Heath Ledger nominated for Oscar

Heath Ledger has cinched a posthumous Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actor in The Dark Knight which, surprisingly, did not garner a Best Picture nom nor Best Director nom for Christopher Nolan. I blame Katie Holmes. Look what you did! Anyway, scope out the pics gallery for other notable nominees including the couple most responsible…

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2009

Oprah wants to marry Kate Winslet’s breasts

Oprah Winfrey must be feeling the effects of her new diet because she practically proposed marriage to Kate Winslet's breasts on her show yesterday. Us Magazine reports: "I love the fact that you have real breasts, 'cause in all the breast scenes, your breasts do what real breasts do," she said Tuesday on The Oprah

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2009

Tina Fey & Alec Baldwin wish death upon each other

- Tina Fey & Alec Baldwin have started openly feuding on the set of 30 Rock. In related news, I just settled a bet with myself to see if I could post the most boring gossip item ever. I win! [Star] - Heidi & Spencer's now admittedly fake courthouse wedding was an elaborate ploy…

By: The Superficial / December 23, 2008

Kate Winslet & Leonardo DiCaprio: OMG! It’s just like that movie!

Hey, remember when Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio made a movie about the perils of boating? Well, they'd really appreciate it if you arbitrarily buy a ticket for their new film Revolutionary Road based solely on your sense of nostalgia. Also, Jack lives at the end of this one - and they have babies! NOTE:

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2008

Sharon Osbourne attacks Charm School contestant (And other chicanery)

Nuggets of journalistic gold: - Megan Hauserman (above) is pressing charges against Sharon Osbourne after being attacked during the Rock of Love: Charm School reunion last night. Somebody in VH1's marketing department just got a raise. [TMZ] - Hilary Duff and Mandy Moore tried to duck out of a cancer benefit early by slipping out…

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2008

Kate Winslet discovers tanning beds

A freakishly tan Kate Winslet attended the New York premiere of her film The Reader last night, and as you can tell, she's vigorously preparing for a starring role in Barbie's Mom. I dunno about you guys, but I always thought Skipper was the hot one. Which probably has you thinking "Wow. How can one…

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2008

Kate Winslet claims this isn’t airbrushing at work

Kate Winslet is featured in the latest issue of Vanity Fair and is reportedly pissed at recent comments claiming her pictorial was airbrushed. Her rep issued the following statement to People: "Kate is furious at suggestions that her body has been airbrushed. She is in terrific shape and what you see is how she look…

By: The Superficial / November 4, 2008