Posts tagged "Kate Upton"

Kate Upton Was Pissed Everyone Saw Her ‘Cat Daddy’ Video

Kate Upton reveals Terry Richardson was never supposed to release her 'Cat Daddy' video which she thought was shot just for fun.

By: The Superficial / April 8, 2015

Football Is Bullshit, Here Are The Commercials

Some sort of sports ball game happened last night, but more importantly, celebrity laden ads to sell you shit you don't need and sequels to movies nobody asked for! USA! USA! USA!

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

BEST OF 2014: Kate Upton Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014

Kate Upton Wins ‘Sexiest Woman’ At PEOPLE Awards

Kate Upton won the PEOPLE Magazine Award for Sexiest Woman last night and couldn't look more boring doing it, but you'll notice that didn't stop me from posting about it, or PEOPLE from finding literally anybody else, because we both bow at the altar of SEO. It is the one true God. *slices open palm,

By: The Superficial / December 19, 2014

Kate Upton Is Topless

Here's Kate Upton posing topless for the "Kate Upton Gets Intimate" behind-the-scenes video for Sports Illustrated because I'm guessing God needed a way to apologize for letting a child molester win the lottery, and this will work. This'll do the trick. Accidents happen. THE SUPERFICIAL | AboutFacebookTwitter Photos: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014

Kate Upton’s Breasts Shill Free-To-Play Games Now

Last week's South Park episode amazingly shit all over freemium games as it should. Except here are Kate Upton's bouncing breasts telling me to play one which I'm probably going to do because the sole purpose of a penis is to bankrupt and ultimately kill whoever it's attached to. Think of it like Superman and…

By: The Superficial / November 14, 2014

That’s Kate Upton’s Butt

And now back to Celebrity's Underwear, Can I See Them? Here's Kate Upton's skirt flying up while she poses in front of a wind machine in Miami. Which, yes, is pretty anti-climactic after seeing her naked - *wipes SEO off chin* - but at the same time, the post before this had a picture of…

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014

Justin Verlander: ‘Yeah Yeah, Kate Upton’s Privacy Was Violated, PENNANT, BABY!’

[Ed. Note: So this post would've been up around 3 PM yesterday, but then every single server across the company basically looked at the Ark of Covenant, and here we are over 24 hours later recovering from one hell of a blackout. So long story short, I'm about to hit Publish, and honestly, I'm still

By: The Superficial / September 4, 2014

Kate Upton Has Leaked Nude Photos, Too

So remember that scene in Ghostbusters when Peck shuts down the containment unit and floods the entire city with ghosts? Well, today's been like that except with every single celebrity naked instead of the undead. I'm doing my best to stay away from them (WHICH I HAVE ALL DAY YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING) because I'd…

By: The Superficial / August 31, 2014

Kate Upton’s Ice Bucket Challenge Is Horseshit

The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge involves dumping buckets of freezing cold ice water over your head, and Kate Upton has huge, giant breasts that people want to see soaking wet, so on paper, this should've been the perfect combination to raise every single money in the world. Instead, Kate Upton filmed her challenge with her

By: The Superficial / August 19, 2014

Kate Upton Won’t Get Naked And It’s Your Fault

In a new interview with Details, Kate Upton reveals why she'll never pose naked, and it's because of jerks already putting photos of her all over the Internet for people to get boners from them which apparently isn't "art" even though I ritualistically paint my penis in the style of Gustav Klimt every morning before…

By: The Superficial / August 8, 2014

Kate Upton Prayed To Be Curvy, She Can Stop Now

Kate Upton is the cover interview for Elle UK's August issue where she complains about how hard it is being pretty because if there's anything us normies love it's hearing about the struggles of being beautiful. Nothing but a smooth, easy, homely life for us. That's our motto. Via Elle UK: “Living on a farm,…

By: The Superficial / July 31, 2014

Kate Upton Makes Country Music Videos Now

Because my main means of conveyance lacks both rubber testicles and a "Don't Tread On Me" poop-snake, I don't listen to country music. Not to mention it'll be the soundtrack for the day America disintegrates in a nuclear fried turkey accident - Sponsored by Mountain Dew™ - because reading instructions is for pussies. So imagine…

By: The Superficial / June 20, 2014

Don’t Ask Reese Witherspoon To Pronounce Your Stupid French Last Name

Sometime during Rihanna's MET Gala after party, a possibly drunk Reese Witherspoon found herself in an elevator with Kate Upton, Zooey Deschanel and an iPhone-wielding Cara Delevingne who was given specific instructions to not make Reese pronounce her "fucking name" because it's "that stupid French." But because she's southern charm personified, Reese followed that u…

By: The Superficial / May 8, 2014

MET Gala 2014: WTF Happened Here?

Because Photo Boy and I know jackshit about fashion - *fingers hole in Iron Man t-shirt* - here's our gallery of the most questionable outfits from last night MET Gala punctuated by Kate Upton's huge breasts which are making her getup look less and less ridiculous by the second. In fact, is she glowing to…

By: The Superficial / May 6, 2014

Kate Upton Wants More People To Pay Attention To Her Butt. Done.

Because her breasts are huge and awesome (And did I mention huge?), nobody pays attention to Kate Upton's butt or even knows she has one which was news to me until I convinced myself not looking at her tits for two seconds wouldn't give me cancer. Or will it? *checks for lumps* So here she…

By: The Superficial / May 5, 2014

Easy, Kate Upton’s Boobs, It’s Okay, That Mean Old Cameron Diaz Is Gone, You Can Come Back Out

Posted by Photo Boy After the long, dark winter of being forced to pretend she's not 10,000 times hotter than Cameron Diaz & Leslie Mann while promoting The Other Woman, spring is finally here for Kate Upton. And not a moment too soon, because for a minute there it seemed like she was about to…

By: Photo Boy / April 30, 2014

Just Kidding! Kate Upton Loves Her Boobs

Earlier in the week, the Internet lost its shit after becoming deeply concerned that Kate Upton might get a breast reduction because she hates her giant boobs. Except now she's backtracking those remarks which she claims she never said probably because people called her out on how she got famous in the first place. So…

By: The Superficial / April 17, 2014

Kate Upton Hates Everything That Is Awesome And Good About Her

This news was too important to get lost in the onslaught of Coachella and MTV Movie Awards pics, so here's Kate Upton saying she wishes she had smaller breasts while recognizing she'd be goddamn nobody without them. NOBODY. Via HuffPost: That's right, the 23-year-old admitted to The Sun that she would actually prefer a smaller…

By: The Superficial / April 15, 2014

KATE UPTON’S BREAST WILL NOT BE CONTAINED

Here's Kate Upton filming Good Morning America this morning where her breasts decided they had enough of her Midwest housewife outfit and tried to bust the hell out. That, or they sensed Scarlett Johansson's and prepared for battle, so you know what? Forget the other stuff I said. It's that. Let's say that stuff happened.

By: The Superficial / March 21, 2014
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