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Kate Upton Really Wants You To Look At Her Butt

Kate Upton butt photos? She made them just for you.

Mike Redmond | June 9, 2016 - 12:20 pm

Kate Upton Is Engaged

Kate Upton is going to marry that dude whose dick you definitely saw.

Mike Redmond | May 3, 2016 - 10:00 am

Kate Upton’s Breasts Did Stuff Again

Kate Upton posed for V Magazine, and eh, it’s okay.

Mike Redmond | March 11, 2016 - 12:00 pm

Kate Upton’s Breasts In All Their Glory Are The Crap I Missed

Kate Upton’s boobs are the light at the end of the tunnel.

Mike Redmond | February 29, 2016 - 4:00 pm

The Return Of Kate Upton’s Boobs Are The Crap I Missed

This one’s for me. I’m savoring this. *takes victory lap*

Carmen Ribecca | September 17, 2015 - 2:59 pm

Kate Upton’s Boobs Will Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night

Kate Upton’s boobs came back on Instagram. I may have over celebrated.

Carmen Ribecca | September 16, 2015 - 2:00 pm

It’s Kate Upton’s Naked Butt Kind Of

Kate Upton’s not even really naked butt is storming the Internet.

Mike Redmond | July 28, 2015 - 10:27 am

Kate Upton Is Losing Modeling Work To Mariah Carey?

Mariah Carey is replacing Kate Upton as the new breasts of Game of War. Ouch.

Mike Redmond | June 12, 2015 - 9:56 am

I’m Told This Is Kate Upton

Here’s Kate Upton on the set of The Layover. Yup, that Kate Upton.

Mike Redmond | June 4, 2015 - 12:50 pm

Kate Upton Was Pissed Everyone Saw Her ‘Cat Daddy’ Video

Kate Upton reveals Terry Richardson was never supposed to release her ‘Cat Daddy’ video which she thought was shot just for fun.

Mike Redmond | April 8, 2015 - 11:25 am

Football Is Bullshit, Here Are The Commercials

Some sort of sports ball game happened last night, but more importantly, celebrity laden ads to sell you shit you don’t need and sequels to movies nobody asked for! USA! USA! USA!

Mike Redmond | February 2, 2015 - 10:21 am

BEST OF 2014: Kate Upton Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

Mike Redmond | December 31, 2014 - 9:55 am

Kate Upton Wins ‘Sexiest Woman’ At PEOPLE Awards

Kate Upton won the PEOPLE Magazine Award for Sexiest Woman last night and couldn’t look more boring doing it, but you’ll notice that didn’t stop me from posting about it, or PEOPLE from finding literally anybody else, because we both bow at the altar of SEO. It is the one true God. *slices open palm,

Mike Redmond | December 19, 2014 - 11:41 am

Kate Upton Is Topless

Here’s Kate Upton posing topless for the “Kate Upton Gets Intimate” behind-the-scenes video for Sports Illustrated because I’m guessing God needed a way to apologize for letting a child molester win the lottery, and this will work. This’ll do the trick. Accidents happen.

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Mike Redmond | December 11, 2014 - 11:30 am

Kate Upton’s Breasts Shill Free-To-Play Games Now

Last week’s South Park episode amazingly shit all over freemium games as it should. Except here are Kate Upton’s bouncing breasts telling me to play one which I’m probably going to do because the sole purpose of a penis is to bankrupt and ultimately kill whoever it’s attached to. Think of it like Superman and…

Mike Redmond | November 14, 2014 - 11:45 am

That’s Kate Upton’s Butt

And now back to Celebrity’s Underwear, Can I See Them? Here’s Kate Upton’s skirt flying up while she poses in front of a wind machine in Miami. Which, yes, is pretty anti-climactic after seeing her naked*wipes SEO off chin* – but at the same time, the post before this had a picture of…

Mike Redmond | November 3, 2014 - 2:22 pm

Justin Verlander: ‘Yeah Yeah, Kate Upton’s Privacy Was Violated, PENNANT, BABY!’

[Ed. Note: So this post would’ve been up around 3 PM yesterday, but then every single server across the company basically looked at the Ark of Covenant, and here we are over 24 hours later recovering from one hell of a blackout. So long story short, I’m about to hit Publish, and honestly, I’m still

Mike Redmond | September 4, 2014 - 5:10 pm

Kate Upton Has Leaked Nude Photos, Too

So remember that scene in Ghostbusters when Peck shuts down the containment unit and floods the entire city with ghosts? Well, today’s been like that except with every single celebrity naked instead of the undead. I’m doing my best to stay away from them (WHICH I HAVE ALL DAY YOU CAN’T PROVE ANYTHING) because I’d…

Mike Redmond | August 31, 2014 - 9:32 pm

Kate Upton’s Ice Bucket Challenge Is Horseshit

The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge involves dumping buckets of freezing cold ice water over your head, and Kate Upton has huge, giant breasts that people want to see soaking wet, so on paper, this should’ve been the perfect combination to raise every single money in the world. Instead, Kate Upton filmed her challenge with her

Mike Redmond | August 19, 2014 - 2:00 pm
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