Because I appreciate fine art that gives me a boner, here’s supermodels Kate Moss and Natalia Vodianova posing nude for the Spring/Summer 2010 issue of Love. I’d like to see Heidi Montag try pulling off a spread this classy, but that’d require her to not be able to survive passing through the Earth’s atmosphere… More »
- Nicole Kidman has finally Botoxed her way to a third lip. [Lainey Gossip]
- Katherine Heigl is adopting a baby. How long until she teaches it to badmouth Judd Apatow, Grey’s Anatomy and pretty much anyone who will keep mommy relevant? [PopEater]
- John Mayer might also be having sex with… More »
Sorry about the site outage, folks. I accidentally removed my towel in front of the server and it crashed itself out of awe and reverence. Welcome to my life. Anyway, here’s Kate Moss posing topless with some Gypsies for the October issue of V Magazine. And, look, I appreciate a bare breast as much… More »
- Kendra Wilkinson poses with her baby bump and does she know we can see her nipples? [Kendra Wilkinson]
- Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy was trying to pick up chicks the day she announced her pregnancy. That kid is going to turn out awesome. [Celebslam]
- John Mayer gives to charity because… More »
Here’s Kate Moss sunbathing topless in Saint Tropez yesterday. As many times as I’ve seen her nipples just this year alone, I’m pretty much convinced Kate’s father was murdered in front of her by a bra. Which is why you need to stop wearing them, ladies. Before you’re next! Dun dun dun dunnnn!
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Here’s pictures of Kate Moss topless in Monaco for anyone who was born today and has yet to see her nipples. Congratulations, kid, you’ll see these more often than your own mother’s. That’s math.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions, so seriously, don’t get fired over Kate Moss. Save that for at least Jessica… More »