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Kate Moss and Natalia Vodianova are naked

Because I appreciate fine art that gives me a boner, here’s supermodels Kate Moss and Natalia Vodianova posing nude for the Spring/Summer 2010 issue of Love. I’d like to see Heidi Montag try pulling off a spread this classy, but that’d require her to not be able to survive passing through the Earth’s atmosphere…

By: The Superficial / February 10, 2010

Miranda Kerr is chesty and other news

- Nicole Kidman has finally Botoxed her way to a third lip. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katherine Heigl is adopting a baby. How long until she teaches it to badmouth Judd Apatow, Grey’s Anatomy and pretty much anyone who will keep mommy relevant? [PopEater]

- John Mayer might also be having sex with…

By: The Superficial / September 9, 2009

Kate Moss gets topless for V

Sorry about the site outage, folks. I accidentally removed my towel in front of the server and it crashed itself out of awe and reverence. Welcome to my life. Anyway, here’s Kate Moss posing topless with some Gypsies for the October issue of V Magazine. And, look, I appreciate a bare breast as much…

By: The Superficial / August 31, 2009

Kendra Wilkinson is definitely pregnant and other news

- Kendra Wilkinson poses with her baby bump and does she know we can see her nipples? [Kendra Wilkinson]

- Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy was trying to pick up chicks the day she announced her pregnancy. That kid is going to turn out awesome. [Celebslam]

- John Mayer gives to charity because…

By: The Superficial / August 28, 2009

Kate Moss is topless again

Here’s Kate Moss sunbathing topless in Saint Tropez yesterday. As many times as I’ve seen her nipples just this year alone, I’m pretty much convinced Kate’s father was murdered in front of her by a bra. Which is why you need to stop wearing them, ladies. Before you’re next! Dun dun dun dunnnn!

By: The Superficial / August 7, 2009

Kate Moss sunbathing topless

Here’s pictures of Kate Moss topless in Monaco for anyone who was born today and has yet to see her nipples. Congratulations, kid, you’ll see these more often than your own mother’s. That’s math.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions, so seriously, don’t get fired over Kate Moss. Save that for at least Jessica…

By: The Superficial / May 3, 2009

Kate Moss still has nipples

Kate Moss was spotted in New York earlier this week with her nipples poking out. Which, let’s be honest, is basically her official look. I’m trying to think back and I’m pretty sure she’s never worn a bra. Ever. I suspect when she hit puberty her parents looked at her chest, laughed, and threw away…

By: Superficial / April 3, 2009

Kate Moss will bust you up

Is Kate Moss the Ike Turner of super-modeling? It sure sounds that way. Last week her boyfriend Jamie Hince was spotted sporting a shiner, and while the couple at first made some lame excuse about it, now the punch-tastic truth is coming out. The New York Post reports:

KATE Moss has finally come clea…

By: Tim Kinnealy / December 2, 2008

Kate Moss has nipples, everybody (In case you forgot)

Kate Moss wore a see-through shirt while shopping yesterday in Hollywood and has to really be contemplating never leaving the house. In the meantime, if this is your first time seeing Kate’s nipples, welcome to the Internet. Allow me to cover the basics: There’s porn, and there’s political discussions where you can write horribly racist…

By: The Superficial / November 7, 2008

Kate Moss’ legs: I don’t get it

Kate Moss went shopping in West Hollywood yesterday wearing a ridiculously tiny pair of denim shorts. I can only assume she was trying to be a walking PSA for kids to stay off drugs because there’s no logical explanation for why she’d exposed her legs to the general public like that. Unless she’s getting a…

By: The Superficial / November 6, 2008

Kate Moss has the best Halloween costume of all

While other celebrity chicks are slutting it up for Halloween, Kate Moss is staying true to the holiday’s roots by flying to L.A. and scaring the bejeezus out of Angelenos with her natural looks. Keep in mind that Moss is a) only 34 years old and b) earns millions of dollars every year based solely…

By: Tim Kinnealy / October 31, 2008

Kate Moss likes to go topless while at sea

Kate Moss wanted to get an even tan while boating in Italy and decided to unleash her crazy pointy nipples. Though I guess those things could come in handy at sea. She could always spear some sea bass or scrape barnacles off the hull. Nautical stuff. No, wait, Kate, don’t bend ove – and fuck.

By: The Superficial / July 14, 2008

Kate Moss’ nipples are killer – as in they’re pointy enough to stab a man

Kate Moss took part in a topless photo shoot while off promoting her new lingerie line Agent Provocateur. I don’t know what the hell the naked pics have to do with anything, but I’ll assume it’s part of the lingerie business. Or at least should be. I shudder to think of how awesome it would…

By: The Superficial / May 5, 2008

Kate Moss is suing Pete Doherty over sex tape

Kate Moss is suing Pete Doherty to prevent him from releasing a sex tape the two made during their cocaine-fueled relationship. Page Six reports:

The Babyshambles frontman is negotiating with Britain’s ITV2 network to tell all about their romance and share his home videos of her in a documentary titled “Kate & Pete: A…

By: The Superficial / December 20, 2007

Kate Moss is nature’s thermometer

Kate Moss was spotted leaving a Notting Hill pub this afternoon and decided she didn’t need to wear a bra with her see-through shirt. Not exactly the greatest choice in wardrobe, especially considering how cold it is in London this time of year. Although you could’ve figured that out just by looking at…

By: The Superficial / November 6, 2007

Kate Moss captures the Christmas spirit

Kate Moss is premiering her new Christmas clothing line, or “range” as the Brits call it, in the latest issue of i-D magazine. I must say, after seeing Kate model these clothes, she really knows how to put the boner in Happy Holidays. That statement doesn’t make any sense, but at this point…

By: The Superficial / October 11, 2007

Kate Moss loses sex tapes

Kate Moss is allegedly freaking out because two sex tapes she made with Pete Doherty have gone missing. They made eight tapes total and Kate already destroyed six, but she can’t find the last two and is afraid Pete will try to sell them for money. A source tells The Sun:

“There…

By: Superficial / July 23, 2007

Kate Moss gets fired

Kate Moss is being dropped by lingerie brand Agent Provocateur and her $1 million contract won’t be renewed when it expires next month. No specific reason was given, though they’re replacing her with a fresh face to represent their brand. And who can blame them? Sex is the last thing on my mind…

By: Superficial / July 3, 2007

Kate Moss maybe isn’t doing drugs?

Kate Moss was spotted leaving London restaurant China Tang at 9:30pm, but when she arrived home at midnight she was staggering out of her car and had specks of white powder down her jeans. But that could be anything, right? Let’s not jump to any conclusions. Personally, I don’t consider it a decent…

By: Superficial / May 3, 2007

Kate Moss officially engaged to Pete Doherty

At a gig last night, Pete Doherty confirmed he and Kate Moss are engaged when he dedicated a song to her and referred to her as his fiance. Which is basically the only explanation for this picture taken afterwards. If I just realized I was engaged to Pete Doherty I’d try to jum…

By: Superficial / April 13, 2007
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