Posts tagged "Kate Bosworth"

There Is.. Another.. Fappening

NOTE: This is not a leaked photo of Kim Kardashian. This is the shit she gives away for free. The last time I covered The Fappening our servers broke for two weeks, so if it's Monday morning and there's nothing but a crater where the site once was, avenge…
By: The Superficial / September 21, 2014

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we've seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here's the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only…
By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Kate Bosworth Has Heterochromia, A Very Groovy Mutation, and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Here are 20 Hot Photos of Kate Bosworth where she doesn't look like she's about to mentally invade your psyche. [Heavy] - If this isn't just Blake Lively's breasts on a graphic tee, someone's missed a huge opportunity. [Huffington Post] - Clint…
By: Photo Boy / September 16, 2011

Kate Bosworth: ‘Alexander Skarsgard is an Incredible Rapist’

Photo Boy linked this yesterday and I completely missed it, so in case you did as well, here's Kate Bosworth gushing over Alexander Skarsgard in Black Book magazine and basically revealing that their relationship was borne from his uncanny ability to terrify the shit out of her via…
By: The Superficial / September 2, 2011

Coldplay Banned Lindsay Lohan From Backstage

Thanks in no small-part to its inherent star-fucking, the California legal system has seen fit to make sure Lindsay Lohan can run over babies with abandon and drunkenly assault rehab workers after they catch her getting shitfaced in rehab with other alcoholics. Which is why stories like this not only…
By: The Superficial / August 5, 2011

Alexander Skarsgard is Single, DTF

Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth have called it quits, according to Us Weekly, and apparently he couldn't be happier with his new life of plowing through anything with a vagina. I'm as shocked as you are: During a July 21 Film District bash at Comic-Co…
By: The Superficial / July 27, 2011

Kate Bosworth is Topless

"Say I was the worst Lois Lane, willya? Take that ocean! Pew pew pew!" Because I feel bad about those Kathy Griffin pics (I don't.), here's Kate Bosworth going for a topless swim in Mexico yesterday where she surprisingly produced breasts despite looking like this in August. I just assumed…
By: The Superficial / April 11, 2011

Kate Bosworth in a Bikini

I swear I didn't mean to turn this into The Kate Bosworth-Ficial, but here she is in Palm Springs yesterday making a strong case for tiny implants. And, yes, that is Alexander Skarsgard grabbing her weird ass which proves he should've been cast as Thor. No, really, he might as well be wielding…
By: The Superficial / April 20, 2010

These people were at Coachella

Because I didn't really cover Coachella much yesterday, here's a quick glance at some celebs I missed (in no particular order): Expensive Stripper Lady Midge the Giant Fucker How Every Woman Should Look During Pregnancy Girl Typhoid Mary Kate Bosworth If Kate Bosworth actually did something notable, maybe she'd…
By: The Superficial / April 20, 2010

Kate Bosworth in Italian Vogue and other news

- Robert Downey Jr. just waved his cock in the face of everyone that counted him out for snorting coke while dressed like Wonder Woman. [Lainey Gossip] - David Letterman to Tiger Woods: "Stop calling me for advice." [PopEater] - Tila Tequila in the most shocking pic…
By: The Superficial / December 8, 2009

Kate Bosworth in a bikini

After a morning of such heavy topics as death, domestic violence and politics, it's time for some lighter fare. And you can't get lighter than Kate Bosworth in a bikini. She was at the beach yesterday with her boyfriend who I'm going to assume thought he was helping a starving Ethiopian find…
By: The Superficial / August 11, 2008

Kate Bosworth is my kind of actress

Kate Bosworth knows how to tackle tough scenes - with gallons upon gallons of booze. As if chasing after my own heart, Kate talked to People about how she handled her love scene with Jim Sturgess in their new movie 21: "We were both so drunk," the Superman Returns star said. "Jim and I…
By: The Superficial / March 28, 2008

Kate Bosworth and Liv Tyler kiss

Kate Bosworth and Liv Tyler bumped into each other while grabbing lunch at Sant Ambroeus in New York yesterday, and apparently Liv Tyler greets people by making out with them. That's a pretty passionate kiss right there. It actually looks like Bosworth is trying to escape here. If I kissed my friends like that…
By: Superficial / June 6, 2007

Kate Bosworth nipple slip…sort of

Kate Bosworth was spotted leaning over some person's baby with her nipple possibly showing. And I say possibly because I can't tell. I like nipple slips as much as the next person, but this is pushing it. Like really really pushing it. Click the image above and judge for yourself. Although you'd probably…
By: Superficial / May 3, 2007

Kirsten Dunst is ugly

If I had to choose between slamming my penis into Kristen Dunst or slamming my penis in a car door, I would at least request that car be American. Then maybe my penis could get buried in a national cemetery. And soldiers would hand me a folded flag while I cried at its funeral. I…
By: Superficial / April 21, 2005
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