Posts tagged "Kate Beckinsale"

The 2015 Golden Globe Awards

I probably should've checked if there are any more awards show this month because here's the rest of The 2015 Golden Globes that we may or may not have blown 75% of our photo budget on already. In our defense, it has boobs in it, and a Ruth Wilson pic that justifies whatever it i…

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015

The 2014 American Music Awards

Now that we've seen Nakedsaurus, Rise of The Sasquatch Nip Guardians, Cry For Me, Justintina, and BUTTFORCE 9000, here's the rest of The 2014 American Music Awards which you'll probably notice contains a disproportionate amount of Kate Beckinsale pics even though she's not a musical artist. Like anyone else there was. Check your privilege. THE

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014

Kate Beckinsale’s Legs Will Unite Us

Okay, I know I already joked this morning that the 50 Cent first pitch post would bring us all together after a contentious 18 hours arguing over gun control, but this time, I really mean it. Because if there's one thing I take very seriously, it's how fucking hot Kate Beckinsale is. So here are…

By: The Superficial / May 28, 2014

Yellow Grimace & The 71st Annual Golden Globes

Because I wasn't fucking around when I said we're getting in and out of the Golden Globes, here's the rest of the shit you might possibly, but not really, need to know. Starting with these red carpet photos, this Ronan Farrow tweet which is so awesome, he has to be Sinatra's son: Missed the Woody…

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2014

Kate Beckinsale’s Still In A Bikini

So remember earlier when I was like, "Here's this space dude that'll go next to the Rocket Raccoon thing which is going to be way better than Ben Affleck trying to be a 1986 comic book?" What I meant was Kate Beckinale's ass in a bikini. I think the keys got stuck on my keyboard…

By: The Superficial / August 23, 2013

Kate Beckinsale In A Bikini Was Going To Be The Most Amazing Thing I Posted Today

Dear Kate Beckinsale Bikini Photos, I know last night when I found you and emailed Photo Boy to have these ready for the morning, it seemed like I totally was into you and you were going to be the hot shit for the day. But that was before Peter Dinklage hula hooped in a gay

By: The Superficial / August 22, 2013

Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pics Aren’t Politics

Was I talking about something that isn't how insane Kate Beckinsale's ass is in a bikini again? Excuse me while I call my doctor and tell him the tumor's back. Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

By: The Superficial / April 1, 2013

Kate Beckinsale Presents Her Cleavage To Ze Germans and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Here's a Latina(o)? midget's Amy Winehouse tribute. You're welcome. [BuzzFeed] - Snoop Dogg gives Kris Humphries the greatest advice of his life. [Bossip] - Redheaded cleavage that is in no way hotter than Kate Beckinsale. [theCHIVE] - Tracy Morgan has more good works to do on this earth. [Huffington Post]…

By: Photo Boy / January 26, 2012

What’s Up, Kate Beckinsale? And Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Having never watched Toddlers & Tiaras, I now know what it's like to get addicted to heroin after shooting up for the first time. [theCHIVE] - Coco is going to be on Law & Order: SVU again. Probably as a doctor or something. [Huffington Post] - Anderson Cooper pretends to…

By: Photo Boy / January 11, 2012

Kate Beckinsale Is A Goddess

And, lo, did I stare into the butt of such beauty that it felt as if the weeping, love-filled eyes of the Lord Christ Jesus himself were staring back at me and whispering, "Dude, why are you thinking about a naked guy on a cross while staring at Kate Beckinsale's ass? You have mental problems."…

By: The Superficial / October 12, 2011

Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini, Also Blonde

I felt like we needed a break from all the awards coverage, so here's a now-blonde Kate Beckinsale vacationing in Mexico over the weekend. I honestly don't know how to react to anything not involving a red carpet right now, so I'm mostly just sitting here mumbling, "pretty lady," while smacking my keyboard with a…

By: The Superficial / January 17, 2011

Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini is Not a ‘Jersey Shore’ Swamp Cow

After receiving several complaints/suicide notes about leaving Deena Cortese, the latest Jersey Shore manbearpig, on the top of the page for the long weekend, I realized I should probably make things right as soon as possible. Granted, that thought occurred to me Saturday morning, the important thing is I got around to it when it…

By: The Superficial / September 7, 2010

Kate Beckinsale is the Sexiest Woman Alive

Kate Beckinsale has been named this year's The Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire's which is a random, but not unwarranted selection. After close inspection, I'll allow it, but Kate's going to owe me one. I'm really putting my neck out here saying stuff anonymously on the Internet, so the least she could do is sit…

By: The Superficial / October 2, 2009

Kate Beckinsale kind of working out

For no reason except that she's hot, here are some shots of Kate Beckinsale working out. Or, uh, walking around a Brentwood neighborhood and talking on her cell phone. Which is sort of like working out because, well, you're moving. Kind of. Plus you get to wear working out clothes. Doctors agree, this level of…

By: Superficial / November 13, 2008

Kate Beckinsale in a bikini

Kate Beckinsale did some scuba-diving while vacationing in Cabo yesterday with her family. I don't want to say these photos of Kate in a bikini are the most important news of the day, but let's be frank, they are. I mean, Jesus, I wrote a post about Chris Kattan. How does that even happen? Photos:…

By: The Superficial / August 19, 2008

Kate Beckinsale thinks mastery in the bedroom gets her out of the kitchen – HILARIOUS!

Kate Beckinsale is full of gems. First, she said she'd rather eat pussy than sushi. Now, she's telling Glamour magazine that her awesome skills in the sack give her a free pass from sandwich making. Ha! But, no, seriously, who let her speak in public?: "I'm the worst wife in the cooking department. I alway…

By: The Superficial / June 5, 2008

Kate Beckinsale has a great alternative for sushi

Kate Beckinsale gives the greatest interviews in the history of interviewography. Recently she commented that she'd rather eat a certain female part than eat sushi. Moviefone quizzed Kate about her comment during an interview for her new movie Snow Angels: 6. You told an interviewer you'd rather eat a vagina than sushi. When stuff you

By: The Superficial / March 21, 2008

Kate Beckinsale is the bride of Satan

Kate Beckinsale and her husband director Len Wiseman, dressed as Satan, took their daughter Lily trick or treating last night. So what exactly is their kid supposed to be? The southern Belle love child of Satan? I don't get it. What I do get is that Kate Beckinsale should wear tight leather outfit at all…

By: The Superficial / November 1, 2007

Kate Beckinsale is kind of pretty…I guess

Kate Beckinsale showed up to the UK premiere of Die Hard 4.0 looking like her usual ridiculous self. Ridiculously ugly that is! That face, that body. I mean c'mon, it's like she's not even trying. She looks like she's completely covered in hair! And what is that, a banana? Hmm, wait, I think I wa…

By: Superficial / June 21, 2007
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