Posts tagged "Kat Dennings"

Kat Dennings’ Breasts Are Dating Josh Groban

Josh Groban’s voice has the gift to unlock powerful emotions that you never thought you were capable of experiencing. Kat Dennings’ breasts do exactly the same thing only on a much deeper spiritual level that’s capable of bathing all of humanity in a warm golden light while ushering in a new age of peace and…

By: The Superficial / October 13, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Was A Pain In The Ass Filming ‘2 Broke Girls,’ I Don’t Believe It

When we last left Lindsay Lohan, she was selling InTouch a handwritten list of celebrities she banged because she’ll do anything for money except be a reliable actress who isn’t a goddamn nightmare to work with. Which is exactly what happened on the set of 2 Broke Girls even though we’re all supposed to believe…

By: The Superficial / March 14, 2014

And Now Back To Kat Dennings’ Breasts

I just spent 8,000 words talking about the #pedorazzi, so here are Kat Dennings’ breasts which I don’t have to write any words about because they’re Kat Dennings’ breasts. They Kat Dennings’ breasts themselves.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Splash News, WENN

By: The Superficial / February 26, 2014

Kat Dennings’ Breasts Host Awards Shows Now

Oh, so that’s why she was on Conan with that other chi- *stops caring, looks at boobs*

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Splash News, WENN

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2014

Beth Behrs Grabbed Kat Dennings’ Breast

Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs probably have some sort of acting thing together, but that’s not important enough for me to Google, because here’s a clip of Beth accidentally grabbing Kat’s breast on Conan last night. And to then untrained mortal eye it looks like everyone shared a laugh and moved along, but what few…

By: The Superficial / January 8, 2014

Jesus Christ, Jaimie Alexander

Back in April, Gwyneth Paltrow showed up to the Iron Man 3 premiere with her ass hanging out, paving the way for 800 interviews about sacrificing her 70s bush for the sake of fashion. Except none of that exists outside the minds of peasants anymore because here’s Jaimie Alexander at the premiere of Thor: The

By: The Superficial / November 5, 2013

KAT. DENNINGS. GIANT. BREASTS.

Miley Cyrus didn’t show her ass for once, and Kanye West managed to somehow top the worst financial decision of his life, but “where are the giant boobs all up in my monitor-face?” you’re probably asking. So here’s Kat Dennings at the UK premiere of Thor: The Dark World which Jaimie Alexander didn’t show u…

By: The Superficial / October 23, 2013

And Now Kat Dennings’ Breasts To Make Up For That Lara Flynn Boyle Post

Because that Lara Flynn Boyle post constitutes a war crime, here’s Kat Dennings giant breasts to make you forget it happened. Along with most of your morning, yesterday and possibly an indeterminable amount of time because the science starts to get fuzzy here. On that note, anyone remember who won the Boston Marathon? Whatever happened…

By: The Superficial / July 30, 2013

BREAKING: Kat Dennings Had Large Breasts At The Grammys, Too

I like to think of Kat Dennings as Katy Perry’s cool kid sister who’s slowly blossoming into a beautiful woman even though she’s already 26. I also like to think of two of them as the kind of siblings who freely take bubble baths together and make sure each others jugs have a healthy, luxuriou…

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2013

The Kat Dennings’ Cleavage Is A Stripper Super Bowl Commercial That I Missed

As a blogger of celebrity breasts, it’s my job to make sure I bring you the very best in famous mammaries, and sometimes in that pursuit, boobs fall through the crack. In this case, Kat Dennings’s which are huge and awesome, so there’s absolutely no excuse but I have been taking a lot of klonopi…

By: The Superficial / February 5, 2013

Christina Hendricks & Kat Dennings Had Giant Breasts At The Emmys, Let’s Look At Them

Christina Hendricks and Kat Dennings were at the Emmys last night where, granted, they didn’t win any awards honoring their hard work and dedication to their craft, but this morning a bunch of dudes on the Internet went, “Damn, those tits are huge,” so I call that a win for modern feminism. Girl power!

By: The Superficial / September 24, 2012

Kat Dennings Is Your New Christina Hendricks And Other News

- Women’s Olympic beach volleyball looks, um, highly competitive. Yeah, that. [theCHIVE]

– Here’s Tom Cruise with his arm around a man. That’s how I’m going to present this. [Lainey Gossip]

- Judd Apatow signed off on this Girls parody. [BuzzFeed]

Real Houswives of Beverly Hills star Adrienne

By: The Superficial / July 30, 2012

You Promised Me Mila, Nudie Hacker!!

Thanks to Scarlett Johansson being all weird about complete strangers ogling private, naked photos illegally downloaded without her consent and published to all 24 corners of the Internet, the FBI arrested Christopher Chaney, a Jacksonsville man who allegedly acted alone in hacking and leaking photos of celebrities. Or so The Illuminati would have us believe…

By: The Superficial / October 12, 2011

I Wrote a Review of ‘Thor’

As promised, here’s my review of the Kenneth Branagh-directed Thor which is a little off the beaten path of celebrity schadenfreude and more or less an excuse for me to get my nerd on. On that note, I’m going to try and hit the other big three comic flicks of the summer: X-Men: First Class,…

By: The Superficial / May 9, 2011

Kat Dennings at ‘Thor’ Premiere

Posted by Photo Boy

Here is Kat Dennings at the L.A. premiere of Thor last night and I already know what you’re thinking. I completely agree, this photographer is gifted. I mean, the composition, the lighting, its just breathtaking. I’m neither a comic book nerd, nor a film director but I do know…

By: Photo Boy / May 3, 2011

Kat Dennings Does ‘Complex’

After all this Chris Brown business, I felt like we could use a nice change of scenery, namely Kat Dennings’s awesome huge nerd-boobs. Here she is in the latest issue of Complex making me forget how much I cringed at every single one of her lines in the Thor trailer. Because when you think about…

By: The Superficial / March 24, 2011

Hilary Duff is a Gossip Girl and other news

- Chris Brown is not allowed to contact Rihanna for five years. Which gives him plenty of time to have sexual reorientation surgery and become a man. [Just Jared]

- Ryan Gosling is dating Kat Dennings? But she wasn’t in The Notebook… [Lainey Gossip]

- Sean Connery turned 79 today and pretty…

By: The Superficial / August 25, 2009