Josh Groban’s voice has the gift to unlock powerful emotions that you never thought you were capable of experiencing. Kat Dennings’ breasts do exactly the same thing only on a much deeper spiritual level that’s capable of bathing all of humanity in a warm golden light while ushering in a new age of peace and… More »
When we last left Lindsay Lohan, she was selling InTouch a handwritten list of celebrities she banged because she’ll do anything for money except be a reliable actress who isn’t a goddamn nightmare to work with. Which is exactly what happened on the set of 2 Broke Girls even though we’re all supposed to believe… More »
I just spent 8,000 words talking about the #pedorazzi, so here are Kat Dennings’ breasts which I don’t have to write any words about because they’re Kat Dennings’ breasts. They Kat Dennings’ breasts themselves.
Oh, so that’s why she was on Conan with that other chi- *stops caring, looks at boobs*
Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs probably have some sort of acting thing together, but that’s not important enough for me to Google, because here’s a clip of Beth accidentally grabbing Kat’s breast on Conan last night. And to then untrained mortal eye it looks like everyone shared a laugh and moved along, but what few… More »
Back in April, Gwyneth Paltrow showed up to the Iron Man 3 premiere with her ass hanging out, paving the way for 800 interviews about sacrificing her 70s bush for the sake of fashion. Except none of that exists outside the minds of peasants anymore because here’s Jaimie Alexander at the premiere of Thor: The… More »
Miley Cyrus didn’t show her ass for once, and Kanye West managed to somehow top the worst financial decision of his life, but “where are the giant boobs all up in my monitor-face?” you’re probably asking. So here’s Kat Dennings at the UK premiere of Thor: The Dark World which Jaimie Alexander didn’t show up… More »
Because that Lara Flynn Boyle post constitutes a war crime, here’s Kat Dennings giant breasts to make you forget it happened. Along with most of your morning, yesterday and possibly an indeterminable amount of time because the science starts to get fuzzy here. On that note, anyone remember who won the Boston Marathon? Whatever happened… More »