Posts tagged "Karrueche Tran"

Karrueche Tran & Hailey Baldwin Are Your Bikini Pics of Harmony

Karrueche Tran and Hailey Baldwin bikini photos plus the Final Fantasy VII remake trailer because I’m throwing everything at you while I gear up to go off about Rachel Dolezal in a TL;DR post.

The Superficial / June 16, 2015

Chris Brown Interacted With His Daughter? OH GOD NO

Chris Brown spent time with his daughter. She had a good run.

The Superficial / March 18, 2015

Chris Brown’s Baby Mama Was Married When He Knocked Her Up

Chris Brown’s baby mama was married when he put a baby in her because Karrueche Tran wouldn’t let him knock her up.

The Superficial / March 6, 2015

Karrueche Tran Just Dumped Chris Brown On Twitter

Karrueche Tran is having none of Chris Brown’s baby shit.

The Superficial / March 4, 2015

Chris Brown Is A Dad, Your God Is Dead

Chris Brown is somebody’s father. This is our world now.

The Superficial / March 3, 2015

Karrueche Tran In A Bikini

The last post was some god awful shit, so here’s the inspiring tale of Karrueche Tran, a young girl who basically stuck her head in a lion’s mouth to get famous and somehow survived long enough to pose for bikini photos as soon they broke up to keep her Q factor high. That’s way more…

The Superficial / December 9, 2014

Chris Brown Is Sorry He Called His Girlfriend A Cheating Whore

Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran apparently broke up over the weekend, so naturally Chris Brown reacted in a healthy, constructive manner (compared to what he did to Rihanna’s face) by calling her a cheating whore on Instagram and telling everybody they had threesomes together. Via ONTD:

We’ve got scars, some them u game,…

The Superficial / December 8, 2014

Adrienne Bailon Tried To Save Karrueche Tran From Chris Brown

Posted by Photo Boy

Chris Brown has been violently lashing out at women ever since he violently lashed out at Rihanna, almost killing her in the process. Yet here we are, five years later, somehow still shocked at his toddler-in-a-cereal-aisle meltdowns whenever someone asks his girlfriend “Are you sure getting into that clu…

Photo Boy / November 4, 2014

Chris Brown Dumped After Posting Karrueche Tran’s Ass To Instagram

Over the weekend, Chris Brown posted the above pic of Karrueche Tran’s ass to Instagram only to delete it and every single picture of her from his account. Turns out she’d prefer the entire Internet not look up her butthole, so she dumped him, according to Radar Online. Which actually seems pretty tame in compariso…

The Superficial / July 8, 2014

There Was A #FreeTheNipple Fundraiser, Of Course

A few weeks ago, Scout Willis walked around New York City topless because Instagram doesn’t allow nipples or something. The important thing is that it’s a very serious issue that required very serious celebrity activism instead of, oh I dunno, say childhood obesity, education, hunger, poverty, unemployment, domestic abuse, fracking, gun control, climate change, or…

The Superficial / June 20, 2014

Chris Brown Got Arrested Again

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Chris Brown couldn’t control his temper so he committed felony assault. Although, that’s not entirely fair because this time he actually ended up in jail where he’s still sitting as of this post awaiting a bail hearing. TMZ reports:
The alleged victim tells TMZ … he and…

The Superficial / October 28, 2013

So Maybe Chris Brown’s Hit And Run Is Bad

Yesterday, I linked to a report that Chris Brown was being charged with hit and run and basically joked that it would mean nothing. Except now comes details where it sounds like Chris Brown allegedly acted like Chris Brown, and I just realized he’s still in LA, so I don’t why I thought this would…

The Superficial / June 27, 2013

Rihanna Dumped Chris Brown Again

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On Monday Chris Brown’s dad cockblocked the shit out of him by publicly stating Rihanna’s not the right girl. Since then several things have happened.
1. Chris releases the track “I Can’t Win,” which I both refuse to listen to and assume is about playing checkers with 5 year olds.
2.

Photo Boy / May 1, 2013

And Rihanna & Chris Brown Are F*cking Again

Earlier in the month, Chris Brown got over the novelty of proving Rihanna would totally bang him again and bounced her to the curb to get back with Karrueche Tran, who in his defense, probably can’t afford a personal karate instructor. Rihanna then went on a Twitter screed about how awesome it is being single…

The Superficial / December 27, 2012

Rihanna & Chris Brown Broke Up Before He Even Got A Chance To Kill Her. Romance Is Dead.

Because now that he can stop wondering if he could still totally get Rihanna even after biting and beating her beyond recognition, Chris Brown invited his ex Karrueche Tran to Paris to finish the rest of his tour with him which surprisingly Rihanna wasn’t putting up with even though this is practically the most respectful…

The Superficial / December 12, 2012

Chris Brown Knocked Up Karrueche Tran Before Dumping Her For Rihanna, ‘Allegedly’

Seen here partying with Rihanna Monday night because they’re not even hiding it anymore, Chris Brown reportedly knocked up Karrueche Tran, according to MediaTakeOut.com so you can almost guarantee none of this happened, but it’s fun to pretend:
According to one of [Karrueche’s] friends . . . she’s PREGNANT with Chris baby. According to our…

The Superficial / October 24, 2012

Chris Brown Got Drunk And Made A Video About How Much He Loves Rihanna

Yesterday, Chris Brown felt the need to make a huge spectacle out of dumping his girlfriend Karrueche Tran so he can spend more time with Rihanna which prompted her to tweet the following last night:
Ain’t nobody bidness….. But mine and my baby!
Except these two are already off to a great start because Chri…

The Superficial / October 5, 2012

And Chris Brown Just Publicly Dumped His Girlfriend To Be With Rihanna. Wow.

Despite this blurry picture of the back of their heads at a Jay-Z concert last night that everyone’s freaking out about, I just assumed all these rumors of Chris Brown and Rihanna getting back together would inevitably culminate in him screaming, “Why you gotta bring up that old shit?” before throwing an elderly woman through…

The Superficial / October 4, 2012

Rihanna’s Fans Scare Chris Brown’s Girlfriend.
Let That Sink In For A Minute.

At any given moment during Karrueche Tran’s day she might accidentally peep Chris Brown’s phone making her life essentially the equivalent of humping a landmine that might go off if you sneeze wrong. Except you’ll never guess what she’s afraid of instead: Fans of Rihanna who she doesn’t share an apartment and/or mode of transportatio…

The Superficial / March 13, 2012

Chris Brown Stole A Chick’s Phone So He Wouldn’t End Up On ‘No Website.’ It Didn’t Work.

“I’mma do something retarded today.” – Chris Brown, each morning.
Chris Brown is a giant fucking idiot who does pretty much whatever he wants without fear of consequence, so what you’re about to read really shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone. Via People:
Chris Brown faces new potential troubles with the law after allegedly…

The Superficial / February 23, 2012
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