Posts tagged "Karlie Kloss"

Taylor Swift Is Going To Kill Katy Perry With Karate And Shit

Taylor Swift‘s ‘Bad Blood‘ video is an all-star fuck you to Katy Perry‘s face.

By: The Superficial / May 18, 2015

It’s Almost Taylor Swift’s Girlfriend’s Nipple

Karlie Kloss has an almost, kind of, sort of nipple slip while walking the Versace runway at Paris Fashion Week. Taylor Swift’s seen better.

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015

Taylor Swift Made Out With Karlie Kloss ‘Allegedly’

While I was too busy covering real stories like how Hilary Duff‘s body’s going to be found in a wedding gown beneath Aaron Carter’s shed, the Internet was losing its shit over a photo of Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss making out (below) even though they basically got married during the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014

The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Now that we’ve seen Taylor Swift serenading a woman’s butt and Chris Hansen’s greatest sting yet, here’s the rest of The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show featuring models I didn’t have time to label, so it’s on you to remember what their names are. They have feelings, you bastard!

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By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014

And Now Taylor Swift Singing To Karlie Kloss’ Butt

Last year, Jessica Hart said some shit about Taylor Swift “not fitting in” at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show which is why this year Jessica was nowhere to be seen and NY Daily News reports it’s Taylor’s doing. Which seems like way too much power for Taylor Swift to have except if you look at…

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014

Are Taylor Swift & Karlie Kloss Lesbians?

Yesterday, there was a big to-do over Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss possibly being lesbian lovers after Gawker reported on The Daily Mail pulling down a piece about them living together which could just as easily be explained by the fact that they don’t. Except that still leaves unanswered questions like why hasn’t Taylor Swift…

By: The Superficial / August 14, 2014

Good Morning, Adriana Lima & Karlie Kloss, And Other News

- There’s a #MondayBunday now?! ‘Tis truly is a magical season. [theCHIVE]

- Miley Cyrus’ hair looks like this now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ali Lohan is trying to be a singer again. [Dlisted]

- Why I Believe Jameis Winston’s Accuser [Deadspin]

- Kim Kardashian thinks she’s Elizabeth

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2013

The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Because we’re serious, comprehensive journalists, here’s the rest of The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show featuring everyone who’s not Candice Swanepoel or that chick who won’t shut up about her ex because they already got their own posts. Not that that means the rest of these models should commit suicide, but they probably shouldn’t look…

By: The Superficial / November 14, 2013

Blake Lively’s Cleavage And These Other People At The MET Gala

Posted by Photo Boy

So here’s everyone else at last night’s MET Gala, which was supposed to have something to do with punk rock, but I didn’t see Avril Lavigne there, so that can’t be right. *dodges broken bottles* I guess the point of this event is to raise a shit-ton of money…

By: Photo Boy / May 7, 2013

It’s Michael Bay’s New Victoria’s Secret Commercial

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, Michael Bay should be doing absolutely nothing but making Victoria’s Secret commercials. Not so much that they’re works of genius – It’s pointing a camera at women who would look hot in a beekeeper’s suit. – but mostly so he stops doing anything else. Also, thi…

By: The Superficial / April 17, 2013

Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio And Karlie Kloss Are In Bikinis And Other News

- The Newly Single Chivettes are here. [theCHIVE]

- Justin Timberlake is patronizing Kanye West now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Brandi Glanville made out with Chelsea Hander’s lesbian apparently. [Dlisted]

- Snooki uses her baby for arm curls. Why not? [TooFab]

– Remember the days when Britney Spears

By: The Superficial / March 13, 2013

The 55th Annual Grammy Awards

“I was told this was filled with Boston cream, not seeing any.”

Here’s the rest of The 55th Annual Grammy Awards that doesn’t involve Katy Perry‘s awesome breasts, Kat Dennings‘ almost-as-awesome breasts, evidence in Rihanna‘s murder or Jennifer Lopez‘s dress making it look like she has huge, giant testicles. Except now I’ve completely…

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2013