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The Shannon Twins Got In A DUI Accident Trying To Get Nipple Rings

Karissa and Kristina Shannon almost killed themselves and anyone else on the road trying to get nipple rings. Winning at life: ACHIEVED. More »

How The Hell Is Pete From ‘Smallville’ Banging More Twins? We’re Talking About This

Right up until the minute Sam Jones III went to jail for being the Oxy King of Hollywood, he was banging Karissa Shannon and presumably her sister because drug money is still money. Now he’s with The Howe Twins because 34 years ago, Hugh Hefner went, “Mmm, I want some chocolate,” followed nine months later… More »

The Shannon Twins Almost Make Me Regret That Stuff I Said About America, Almost, And Other News

- Katy Perry tainted America’s birthday by having sex with John Mayer. [Lainey Gossip]

– Same goes for Selena Gomez. [Dlisted]

- Soooo… You Got Wasted: ‘Merica Edition [theCHIVE]

– Hey, celebrities, maybe stop tweeting for a second and look at a firework. Just a thought. [tooFab]

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Hugh Hefner’s Gonna Make It

“This isn’t my oatmeal!”

Here’s Hugh Hefner hosting his sixth annual Kandyland bash with his new girlfriend Anna Sophia Berglund because I guarantee he’s just picking them like numbers at a deli counter now. “Whore-der #73! 73? You 73? I made a poop.” But while he spent the evening pretending he knows what… More »

Karissa Shannon is Single

Conveniently on the heels of Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris calling off their marriage, Karissa Shannon has moved back into the Playboy mansion and kicked Pete Ross to the curb, according to TMZ:

According to sources connected with the ex-couple, Karissa pulled a cruel bait-and-switch before she dumped the actor.
First, she… More »

Karissa Shannon in a Bikini and Other News

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Jessica Alba’s in the Spy Kids 4 trailer because her career is awesome. [TooFab]

- Justin Timberlake hasn’t spoken to Britney Spears in a decade. [Popeater]

- Jane Lynch is the poor man’s Ricky Gervais, but less lesbiany. [Huffington Post]

- KimMore »

Karissa Shannon’s in a Bikini Again and Other News

[Ed. Note: Just a heads up, Photo Boy has been writing these link posts for months now, so just assume it’s him from here on out. – SW]

- Kid Rock will be the next victim of a Comedy Central roast. [Popeater]

– Looks like Jodie Foster should have gone with… More »

‘Happy St. Patrick’s Day!’ Says Karissa Shannon in This Bikini

Alright, folks, it’s St. Patrick’s Day where those with Irish blood like me-self are duty-bound to get shit-your-pants drunk or at minimum, chuck a wee pataytoh at a lass for not birthing six children like a proper Catholic. God, I love stereotypes. So I’ll be seein’ ya tomorrow, boyos, provided I don’t wake up sometime… More »

Karissa Shannon’s in a Bikini Again

Sam Jones III’s only claim to fame is playing Pete Ross for three seasons of Smallville and having sex with Playmate Karissa Shannon. Yet that scant level of celebrity status still allowed him to fly to Cancun while awaiting sentencing for being the “Hollywood connection” in a major oxycodone trafficking ring, according to TMZ:
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Karissa Shannon Probably Didn’t Sign Off On This One

Here’s Karissa Shannon walking out of Starbucks yesterday where the paparazzi she has on standby were waiting per their agreement. Except this time around they either didn’t let her “pick” the shots – A thank you thank you. – or she realized these things are looking less and less candid and decided to take action. More »

Karissa Shannon in a Bikini

We’ve dealt with some pretty heavy topics this morning: Charlie Sheen’s mind-control powers, Amber Portwood naked and Kanye being extorted vis a vis his own ejaculate. So here’s Karissa Shannon in a bikini to lighten the mood before I essentially combine all those topics together and post about Kacey Jordan claiming a man “spiritually adopted” More »

Karissa Shannon Looks Entirely Candid

Like most of us when faced with a flat, Karissa Shannon took her shirt off and allowed her jugs to breathe while changing a tire outside Los Angeles Tuesday night. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but you almost have to respect Heidi and Spencer after looking at these two. At least Douchebeard and Wife… More »

Pete From ‘Smallville’ Pleads Guilty to Oxy Trafficking

Apparently growing weary of constantly reading magazines and making sex tapes with his Playmate girlfriend Karrissa Shannon (above), Smallville actor Sam Jones III decided he’d go ahead and say he’s guilty of trafficking over 100,000 oxycodone pills. E! News reports:

Jones, 27, was busted at his Canoga Park, Calif., home last year for… More »

Why is Pete Ross Always Reading a Magazine? And Other News

- Perez Hilton apparently listened to Jim Norton. [Popeater]

- The Obama Streaker almost took a TASER to the ass for nothing. [Dlisted]

- Bruce Willis does Between Two Ferns. [Lainey Gossip]

- Future Lower Back Problem Candidates [theCHIVE]

- Nicole Richie will tear yo’ ass up,… More »

It’s Officially Fall and Other News

- Andy Richter is officially Conan’s sidekick again. BOOM. [Popeater]

- Kid Cudi “Erase Me” featuring Kanye West. [Bossip]

- Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have cyber-sex. That’s how I read this. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Simpson is not single, everybody. Yet. [Lainey Gossip]

- Alyson Michalka has… More »

Karissa Shannon is Faking Pregnancies Now and Other News

- Katy Perry will be back on Sesame Street. Presumably in a burka. [Popeater]

- Lenny Kravitz still dresses better than us. [Lainey Gossip]

- John Travolta: Penis :: Lindsay Lohan : Cocaine. [Dlisted]

- Lara Stone’s hands are terrorists. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Ashley GreeneMore »

Karissa Shannon Looks Distraught

Call me old-fashioned, but if you claim someone “stole” your sex tape forcing you to sign off on a six-figure deal with Vivid, willingly posing for promotional shots in lingerie really doesn’t help your case. Not that I’m suggesting there even was one to begin with, but sometimes it’s nice to keep up appearances. Back… More »

Spencer Pratt Might Be Lying. You Think?

It was only a matter of time until Spencer Pratt’s house of fake-tit cards came crashing down, and it looks like that day has.. come. (Puns!) Vivid’s Steve Hirsch has apparently not seen a single second of man-on-mannequin action despite repeatedly requesting a preview from Jebediah Douchebeard above. TMZ reports: … More »

Karissa Shannon: ‘There’s a Sex Tape.’ Heidi Montag: ‘No, There Isn’t.’

Seen here at Millions of Milkshakes, Karissa Shannon not only confirmed that place will literally give anyone off the street their own milkshake, but also that the sex tape she made with Heidi Montag is very real and she doesn’t want anyone to see it because that would just result in even more publicity than… More »

Heidi Montag Found Some Suckers

With it already being confirmed that Heidi Montag was in on Spencer Pratt’s sex tape scam the whole time, that didn’t stop her from selling an exclusive interview to Life & Style before they had time to figure out she just lied her way to the bank: … More »

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