Posts tagged "Kaley Cuoco"

There Is.. Another.. Fappening

NOTE: This is not a leaked photo of Kim Kardashian. This is the shit she gives away for free. The last time I covered The Fappening our servers broke for two weeks, so if it's Monday morning and there's nothing but a crater where the site once was, avenge…
By: The Superficial / September 21, 2014

The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

Here's the rest of The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards where my comprehensive reporting will tell you Breaking Bad won fucking everything except for that one award for True Detective and Benedict Cumberbatch winning for Sherlock which slightly makes up for Rust Cohle losing to…
By: The Superficial / August 26, 2014

Yellow Grimace & The 71st Annual Golden Globes

Because I wasn't fucking around when I said we're getting in and out of the Golden Globes, here's the rest of the shit you might possibly, but not really, need to know. Starting with these red carpet photos, this Ronan Farrow tweet which is so awesome, he has to…
By: The Superficial / January 13, 2014

Kaley Cuoco Got Married Already

After being sport-fucked by Superman, The Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco went full Jennifer Love Hewitt and somehow managed to sink her claws into Ryan Sweeting who she's now successfully coerced into marrying her in less than half a year dating. The couple wa…
By: The Superficial / January 2, 2014

Kaley Cuoco Is The New Jennifer Love Hewitt

Because some women believe their craziness is not only acceptable but adorable, Jennifer Love Hewitt let everyone know that she carried around three preselected engagement rings in her purse, so that when she got pregnant and trapped a man into marrying her, he wouldn't pick the wrong ring. And now…
By: The Superficial / October 4, 2013

Kaley Cuoco’s Engaged Because F*ck You, Superman

For those of you don't watch CBS sitcoms because you haven't given up on life, Kaley Cuoco is probably best known for being the first chick Henry Cavill banged after Man of Steel hit theaters because he saw her on TV once and wondered what her vagina would be like.
By: The Superficial / September 27, 2013

The 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

We've already spent way too much time on the Emmys, so here are the rest of the red carpet pics featuring such classics as Rapidly De-Aging Skylar White, an act of terrorism, Julianne Hough & The See-Through Butt, My Dick Is Huge I Can Laugh However I Want, Haha!
By: The Superficial / September 23, 2013

Superman Dumped Kaley Cuoco Already

"Haha, remember when we were at the deli and you made the joke about wondering who you'll get to bang from TV next? That was so funny." "Haha, joke?" If it feels like Henry Cavill only started dating Kaley Cuoco a few days ago, that's because it was, but that's over…
By: The Superficial / July 12, 2013

Superman’s Banging Kaley Cuoco Now

I will never believe this isn't Kelly Clarkson after a kill. Never. If you're wondering why there's been such a big deal about Henry Cavill just picking actresses like Kaley Cuoco from TV shows he likes and plowing them (Oh yeah.), it's probably because he was dating Gina Carano…
By: The Superficial / July 2, 2013

The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards

And we're spent with the Golden Globes already, so here's the rest of the fancy people there including hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler who based on the illegal YouTube clips I could barely understand, did an awesome job calling everyone in Hollywood crybaby assholes to their faces. But before everyone thinks they're…
By: The Superficial / January 14, 2013