So Kai The Hitchhiking Hatchet Hero Allegedly Murdered An Attorney For Allegedly Raping Him

Should I really have included the autotune? Probably.

So remember Kai The Homeless Hitchhiking Hero who saved a woman’s life by beating a crazy man who thought he was Jesus in the head with a hatchet? He, uh, he may have taken his love of hatcheting skulls too far. Via Gawker:

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The Inevitable Kai The Hitchhiking Hatchet Hero Autotune Is Here

From the first moment everyone saw the news report on Kai The Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiking Hero, it was inevitable a “They Rapin’ Errbody in Here”-esque autotune was coming, and here it is a scant two days later. And not only is it inspirational, but it reminds a sometimes too-quick-to-judge world that hitchhikers are normal people just… More »

Kai The Homeless Hitchhiking Hatchet Hero Is Your New Antoine Dodson

If you been on some form of Internet connection over the past 24 hours, chances are you’ve either already seen or heard about Kai the hitchhiking hatchet-wielding hero who stopped a crazed maniac/alleged rapist/vehicular manslaughterer from bear-hugging a woman to death because he’s Jesus and Jesus hates blacks now. It’s an epic story for the… More »