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Kacey Jordan Retired From Hooking

Realizing wrapped up in a shower curtain doesn’t count as a 401k – Which is a liberal media lie, by the way. – Kacey Jordan is reportedly done hooking and wants to pursue a career in communications, according to TMZ:

Jordan, who’s also admitted to having done prostitution work in the past, says… More »


Charlie Sheen’s Intern Will Probably Be a Porn Star. Duh.

Charlie Sheen received 74,000 applications after announcing he was in the market for an intern, and apparently he’s now advancing people to some sort of “second round” where, hey, what are the odds? Porn star Isis Taylor made the cut. So feel free to punch yourself in the face if you actually thought this was… More »


Kacey Jordan Wins ‘Best Whore’

Joining the ranks of such empowered women as Jamie Jungers, who has to be just thrilled I reminded everyone she banged Tiger Woods for money – which she did, Kacey Jordan won this morning’s Porn Star pageant on The Howard Stern Show despite attempting to pretending she’s capable of dignity just two days ago on… More »


VIDEO: Kacey Jordan’s Aborted Baby Was ‘Spiritually Adopted’

Presumably still salty over the Bentley she was promised mid-coitus, Kacey Jordan can’t seem to stop talking about her three-day coke-fest with Charlie Sheen. You know, the one she went on while pregnant with somebody’s baby she can’t remember. Not that it matters, of course, because she had it vacuumed out this week which apparently… More »


Charlie Sheen: ‘Cancel the Whores’

Like watching a majestic bird have its wings clipped, Charlie Sheen apparently spent the weekend texting every porn star he’s ever been with, and let’s assume some he hasn’t (It’s hard to keep count.), that he’s done making hooker sandwiches, five whores high. TMZ reports:

Among the messages Charlie has sent — “Please… More »


Kacey Jordan is Describing Sex with Charlie Sheen Now

Porn star Kacey Jordan has been cashing in as fast as she can since being the first to identify herself as 1/4th of Charlie Sheen’s quadruple hooker bonanza. She’s literally taking any interview on the table which is why I’d like to offer her $20 to explain the marketability of having grotesquely swollen labia because… More »


Kacey Jordan Aborted K-Fed’s Baby and Other Stuff She’s Blabbing About

Kacey Jordan has wasted absolutely zero time cashing in on her new fame as one of five – Or four depending on new accounts. – porn stars who serviced Charlie Sheen during his 36-hour coke bender that put him in the hospital last week. Here’s what she’s already spilled in three separate interviews since just… More »


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