Posts tagged "Kacey Jordan"

Kacey Jordan Retired From Hooking

Realizing wrapped up in a shower curtain doesn't count as a 401k - Which is a liberal media lie, by the way. - Kacey Jordan is reportedly done hooking and wants to pursue a career in communications, according to TMZ: Jordan, who's also admitted to having done prostitution work in the past, says she desperately…

By: The Superficial / April 15, 2011

Charlie Sheen’s Intern Will Probably Be a Porn Star. Duh.

Charlie Sheen received 74,000 applications after announcing he was in the market for an intern, and apparently he's now advancing people to some sort of "second round" where, hey, what are the odds? Porn star Isis Taylor made the cut. So feel free to punch yourself in the face if you actually thought this wa…

By: The Superficial / March 15, 2011

Kacey Jordan Wins ‘Best Whore’

Joining the ranks of such empowered women as Jamie Jungers, who has to be just thrilled I reminded everyone she banged Tiger Woods for money - which she did, Kacey Jordan won this morning's Porn Star pageant on The Howard Stern Show despite attempting to pretending she's capable of dignity just two days ago o…

By: The Superficial / March 3, 2011

VIDEO: Kacey Jordan’s Aborted Baby Was ‘Spiritually Adopted’

Presumably still salty over the Bentley she was promised mid-coitus, Kacey Jordan can't seem to stop talking about her three-day coke-fest with Charlie Sheen. You know, the one she went on while pregnant with somebody's baby she can't remember. Not that it matters, of course, because she had it vacuumed out this week which apparently…

By: The Superficial / February 24, 2011

Charlie Sheen: ‘Cancel the Whores’

Like watching a majestic bird have its wings clipped, Charlie Sheen apparently spent the weekend texting every porn star he's ever been with, and let's assume some he hasn't (It's hard to keep count.), that he's done making hooker sandwiches, five whores high. TMZ reports: Among the messages Charlie has sent -- "Please lose the…

By: The Superficial / February 8, 2011

Kacey Jordan is Describing Sex with Charlie Sheen Now

Porn star Kacey Jordan has been cashing in as fast as she can since being the first to identify herself as 1/4th of Charlie Sheen's quadruple hooker bonanza. She's literally taking any interview on the table which is why I'd like to offer her $20 to explain the marketability of having grotesquely swollen labia because…

By: The Superficial / February 1, 2011

Kacey Jordan Aborted K-Fed’s Baby and Other Stuff She’s Blabbing About

Kacey Jordan has wasted absolutely zero time cashing in on her new fame as one of five - Or four depending on new accounts. - porn stars who serviced Charlie Sheen during his 36-hour coke bender that put him in the hospital last week. Here's what she's already spilled in three separate interviews since just…

By: The Superficial / January 31, 2011

Kacey Jordan: ‘Charlie Sheen Promised Me a Bentley’

Like an idiot, I assumed yesterday that porn star Kacey Jordan lawyered up because Charlie Sheen had more than likely overdosed on a briefcase full of coke. Turns out the reason was much more simple and obvious than that: Gold diggin'. RadarOnline reports: “Ok for all the f**king haters… I’m getting a baby blue convertible…

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2011

Charlie Sheen Was ‘Laughing Too Hard at the TV.’ Of Course.

Before we get into this, let me bring you up to speed on Charlie Sheen's condition, he's the fucking Highlander. The man was hospitalized yesterday for a hernia and not a drug overdose because let's assume he's built up a tolerance so strong Colombia would need to clone itself twice just to get him high.

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2011

Charlie Sheen Was Having Sex With This, And a Briefcase Full of Coke

While Charlie Sheen lays in a hospital bed with nothing but his love of proving all porn stars are hookers keeping him alive, Kacey Jordan (above) has been identified as one of the women partying with Charlie for over 36 hours at his house, according to RadarOnline: “I have a lawyer and I am not…

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2011