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Hayden Panettiere & Justin Long? Why not?

- Hayden Panettiere is with Justin Long now? This is what happens when midgets are in heat, folks. Also, they grow tails made of rainbows. [Just Jared]

- Demi Moore Twitters a pic of herself getting a false tooth replaced. Jesus, how many times do I have to tell her? “No gyno,… More »

Drew Barrymore gets dolled up again

Drew Barrymore dolled herself up for the premiere of Grey Gardens last night. Unfortunately, she also brought Justin Long, and the two were openly affectionate, according to People. Normally, I’d say “To each his own,” except Drew is clearly giving Justin the “Did You Just Roofie Me?” Face in the final shot. Trust me, I’d… More »

Zac Efron does one of those ‘Funny or Die’ videos. Guess what it falls under.

I’ve determined Funny or Die makes two types of videos (besides the obvious):
1. Whatever the hell kind of awesome this “leaked” version of Wolverine is.
2. Painfully long skits featuring tons of celebs who might as well be getting blown by the director – such as the above video starring Zac… More »

Ed Westwick wears a kilt and other news

- Ed Westwick wears a kilt for charity. I wear one for general elegance, and my deep hatred of undergarments. Ladies? [Best Week Ever]

- Drew Barrymore and Justin Long are back together – in a movie! 1,000,000th blogger to make that joke! I win! [I’m Not Obsessed]

- Kellan LutzMore »

Tila Tequila & Justin Long? Why not?

Tila Tequila is apparently done with Courtenay Semel because she was spotted making out with Justin Long on Halloween. Okay, now I’m really confused. I thought Tila was bi-sexual not full-on lesbian. Page Six reports:

But on Halloween, the “Mac Guy” hooked up with trampy bisexual Tila Tequila in Las Vegas. Spies said the… More »

Kirsten Dunst dating Drew Barrymore’s leftovers (Oh, how the snaggle-toothed hath fallen…)

Justin Long has apparently rebounded from his break-up with Drew Barrymore and landed in the pale-white arms of Kirsten Dunst, according to NY Daily News:

he duo “were making out hard-core while waiting in line for margaritas,” says our spy. “They were holding hands and were all over each other.”

I don’t think… More »

Drew Barrymore & Justin Long stop having awkward sex

Sad news, folks. Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have broken up. Who? Exactly. Us Magazine reports:

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have split, her rep tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.
“They are still friends,” a source close to Barrymore tells Us.

Okay, let’s be honest: no one outside of Justin Long’s penis cares… More »

Drew Barrymore wears bikini for Justin Long

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long had a romantic getaway to Mexico this weekend. These two look like a sweet couple. You know, the kind that has sex then quickly runs to separate showers for a good wash and cry. You can’t put a price on a love like that. But, unfortunately, you can put a… More »

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long make out

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long (the guy from Live Free or Die Hard and the Mac commercials) were spotted making out at Izaka-Ya restaurant in Los Angeles Monday night. Not only that, the NY Daily News reports they were also seen making out at Vegas’ Jet Nightclub, confirming that the two are indeed… More »