Here’s Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth at the LA premiere of their new movie The Last Song, and it’s nice to see Miley with a boy who looks like he’s actually enjoying the Hollywood-permitted statutory rape. I mean, Justin Gaston seemed nice and everything, but it was pretty obvious the entire Cyrus… More »
- Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson campaign for marriage equality by putting tape over their mouths. Is it because they’re both women? I’m confused. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Chastity Bono is getting a sex change operation. No! Then she’ll figure out we’re obsessed with breasts. Dammit, years of stealth operations… More »
Miley Cyrus has ended her nine month relationship with 20-year-old model Justin Gaston, according to E! News:
Speculation of trouble peaked yesterday when the two simultaneously twittered about tears and goodbyes.
A source close to the couple says both of them are really heartbroken over the split.
However, word is distance may not… More »
Miley Cyrus and her family are slowly becoming my favorite inevitable train wreck. Mostly because I know this one will end in “We don’t know how she got pregnant; we thought he was gay. I mean, immaculate conception!” To emphasize my point, here’s Miley wearing a lowcut shirt over a bikini while going for a… More »
Saturday night, fashion designer Christian Audigier threw his daughter Crystal Rock a 16th birthday party in Hollywood that made every single episode of My Super Sweet 16 look like it was filmed at goddamn Chuck E. Cheese. Take a look at what he sprung for:
Miley Cyrus apparently got “the talk” from her dad Billy Ray seeing as she’s turning 16 soon and dating a 20-year-old model Justin Gaston who may or may not want to have sex with her. (Jury’s still out.) Billy Ray laid it all out for Miley that her career hinges on her ability to sell… More »
These are shots of Miley Cyrus’ new boyfriend Justin Gaston drunk off his ass at a party full of topless dudes over the summer. Apparently, Billy Ray Cyrus has been under the impression Justin is a fine, upstanding young man who goes to church and doesn’t drink, so I can’t figure out what he’s more… More »
Miley Cyrus attended the Christian Audiger show during LA Fashion Week to see her model boyfriend Justin Gaston. Whenever he walked by, photographers caught Miley seductively sticking her tongue out at him. And you know what that means. I’m pretty sure that’s not the secret Jesus “Hello” wave. (No banana.) You know Billy Ray Cyrus… More »
Miley Cyrus and her father Billy Ray Cyrus have figured out the real money’s in focusing on Miley’s singing career and bailing on Disney. In a move that could only be cultivated in a trailer full of meth, Miley and Billy Ray are now trying to get fired from the insanely lucrative Hannah Montana show… More »
These are shots of Miley Cyrus’ new devout Christian boyfriend Justin Gaston who, hey, what do you know? Happens to be an underwear model. I’m not really sure if Jesus is all about displaying the banana hammock, but I am sure I just locked down the Catholic priest demographic. Greetings, padres! Which one of you… More »