Posts tagged "Justin Bieber"

Justin Bieber Won’t Stop Begging Seth Rogen To Roast Him

Justin Bieber won't stop hounding Seth Rogen on Twitter to do his Comedy Central Roast.
By: The Superficial / March 3, 2015

Justin Bieber Is Banging This. Again.

Justin Bieber is banging a beautiful Latina model again. Your God is dead.
By: The Superficial / March 2, 2015

Yo, What’d Y’All Do To #BBare? Jigga’s Gone SOFT!

Justin Bieber is sorry, y'all. He's gonna be super-sensitive from here on out, boo. Totes for realsies.
By: The Superficial / January 29, 2015

Justin Bieber Asked For His Comedy Central Roast

Justin Bieber wants a Comedy Central Roast as atonement for his boyish bad behavior, which he's putting behind him to become the asshole adult of his destiny.
By: Photo Boy / January 21, 2015

Justin Bieber’s D*ck Is Totes Real, You Guys

Posted by Photo Boy Confidence is a tricky game. As a man, when you get called out, sometimes it's best to take the high road and not dignify with a response. Or you could pay a top tier legal team to threaten lawsuits against a tiny blog whose bullshit story wouldn't even make a dent…
By: Photo Boy / January 15, 2015

Justin Bieber Crashed A Log Cabin Republicans Meeting

Posted by Photo Boy Before a story involving Justin Bieber mentioned them by name, I had no idea what the hell a Log Cabin Republican was, which yes, is the most depressing thing I've ever admitted about myself. I'm willing to bet, however, that a few of you out there are…
By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2015

Justin Bieber’s Bulge Is A Lie, Too

UPDATE: Apparently these Photoshopped pics are fake Photoshops, and Justin Bieber has enough money to make his personal trainer tell TMZ he has a giant dick, so we're all doomed. - SW Posted by Photo Boy Since I've already posted about one scantily clad little girl today and Fish knows it'…
By: Photo Boy / January 9, 2015

Justin Bieber’s Pubes Are A Lie

If you're like me, you spent hours (that turned into days, weeks, months...) intently studying Justin Bieber's pubes from his Calvin Klein photo shoot and wondering how the hell they even got there. Hormones? Voodoo? Merkin plugs? Turns out it was Photoshop, according to TMZ. Good ol' fashioned Photoshop.
By: The Superficial / January 8, 2015

Aw, Shit, It’s #BBare In His #CKs (#DatBulgeTho)

It's been a New Jack City minute since we checked in on my boy #BBare as in ladies be gettin' bare for my boy Justin #BBare, Blackest Son of Krypton. But mostly Canada. Anyway, here's da smoofest mothafucka dis side of Smooftown gettin' down to his drawers for Calvin & Hobbes because ain't…
By: The Superficial / January 7, 2015

Giada De Laurentiis’ Breasts Are Single: Your Happy Post Of The Day

It's the holidays, so here's some shit to make you smile even though this little meter I'm looking at says all of you are staring into Jessie Nizewitz's baby chute right now. I literally don't have to do anything the rest of the day. 1. Giada De Laurentiis i…
By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

Justin Bieber Can’t Get Laid Because He Looks Like Ellen Now

"Are you my mommy?" "Shut up and smile, twinky. I eat twat-farts like you for breakfast." Posted by Photo Boy Most of the time when I'm thinking about the world and why it's awful, Justin Bieber comes up. Today must be the exception, because according to "onlookers," who in no way were…
By: Photo Boy / December 16, 2014

What? It’s Justin Bieber Wrestling With His Bros, Bros Wrestle

I only expect the black media to be neutral about this? I'm just gonna walk away now. THE SUPERFICIAL | About • Facebook • Twitter Photos: AKM-GSI…
By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014

Justin Bieber Ditched Selena Gomez For The Kardashians

So here's how Selena Gomez's trip to Paris Fashion Week went: 1. Before, or as soon as, she got there, Justin Bieber checked into a hotel with Kendall Jenner. 2. When she showed up to the same show as him later, he spent the entire time with…
By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014

Why Y’All Booing Justin #BBare? Dat’s Racism!

Lemme get this all straight: Jennifer Lopez can flash her granny ass all over da stage, but da second my sexy, young boy #BBare gives y'all some dark sexual chocolate, mothafuckas be booing his ass? Dat's some Rodney King shit right here. Next you gonna tell me…
By: The Superficial / September 10, 2014

Take Pictures Of My Boy #BBare And You Get Your Shit Crashed Into, Son

Picture dis: You're riding your ATV across da Canadian sunset wit #YoBestHo behind you, rubbin' her fake titties all over yo back when outta nowhere, mothafuckin paparazzi show up in a minivan and start takin' pictures! Now do you: A. Keep ridin' dat ho in da sunset. 2. Tell them mothafuckas to ste…
By: The Superficial / September 2, 2014

Shit, Y’All Know Dave & Buster’s Is #BBare’s House

YO! Getcha ass up off my boy's skeeball. AND STAY OUT DA BALL PIT. Tap Maple Zizzurp: Justin and Selena Gomez were at Dave & Buster's Monday night when a fan started taking cell phone pics and video of the two. Law enforcement sources say ... Justin lunged at the guy ... in an attempt…
By: The Superficial / August 26, 2014

And Selena Gomez Is Banging Justin Bieber Again God F*cking Dammit!

Because getting swatted at by Orlando Bloom (for a good reason) makes you look like a sad puppy, Selena Gomez is apparently over banging European dudes and/or Cara Delevingne at the same time and back to thinking Justin Bieber won't screw…
By: The Superficial / August 15, 2014

And Now Chris Pratt Remembering Every Word From Eminem’s Verse In ‘Forgot About Dre’

While I did stupid shit like go to college, Chris Pratt spent the early 2000s living in a van in Maui where he smoked weed all day and listened to Eminem. And if you think I'm being sarcastic, I sit in a basement writing about famous tits while Chri…
By: The Superficial / August 5, 2014

Dude, You Cropped Out Usher’s Head

Not cool, man. Not cool. THE SUPERFICIAL | About • Facebook • Twitter…
By: The Superficial / August 5, 2014

And Now It’s Time To Play ‘How Many Kardashians Did Justin Bieber Bang?’

After the Orlando Bloom incident which apparently all started after Leonardo DiCaprio "flicked" Justin Bieber away, the little shit should be a social pariah for all intents and purposes. But then again, he technically still has money, so naturally the Kardashians not only talked Kanye West into convincing…
By: The Superficial / August 4, 2014
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