Your kid probably saw Justin Bieber’s butt. And now you have to explain that funny plant in the yard to them. You’re welcome.
The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.
Selena Gomez might be hooking up with Haze Banga to make Justin Bieber jealous, so here’s a post with pics of her camel toe because journalism.
Justin Bieber got kicked out of Coachella after being put in a chokehold when he tried to fight security to get backstage to see Drake.
Justin Bieber tripping his face off? I don’t see it.
Justin Bieber touched Big Sean’s girl. Shit’s about to get real if real means deleting Twitter threats like a giant pussy.
Leonardo DiCaprio let Justin Bieber hang out with him, so George Zimmerman was right: The end is near and God’s judgement is upon us. REPENT.
Justin Bieber personally threw David Arquette out of his 21st birthday party. With his own big boy arms and everything!
Kevin Hart tells Jimmy Kimmel that Justin Bieber probably cried after his Comedy Central Roast which just had all the Paul Walker jokes cut out of it, so now it sucks even more.
Justin Bieber finally got his Comedy Central Roast and has promised to stop screaming in the middle of the supermarket. For the next five minutes. The clock starts now.
Martha Stewart just confirmed she’s doing Justin Bieber’s Comedy Central Roast. There’ll be no survivors.
Justin Bieber won’t stop hounding Seth Rogen on Twitter to do his Comedy Central Roast.
Justin Bieber is banging a beautiful Latina model again. Your God is dead.
Justin Bieber is sorry, y’all. He’s gonna be super-sensitive from here on out, boo. Totes for realsies.
Justin Bieber wants a Comedy Central Roast as atonement for his boyish bad behavior, which he’s putting behind him to become the asshole adult of his destiny.
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