Posts tagged "Justin Bieber"

Kate Gosselin Bequeathed Justin Bieber Her Old Hair

Justin Bieber now has unfettered access to Kate Gosselin’s old hair. Will he use it for good? Or evil?

The Superficial / September 3, 2015



The Superficial / August 30, 2015

Justin Bieber Is Sorry Your Kids Saw His Naked Butt

Your kid probably saw Justin Bieber’s butt. And now you have to explain that funny plant in the yard to them. You’re welcome.

Photo Boy / July 14, 2015

It’s Justin Bieber’s Naked Butt

Justin Bieber naked on Instagram is apparently allowed because he’s a not a yucky girl nipple.

The Superficial / July 7, 2015

The 2015 MET Gala

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.

The Superficial / May 5, 2015

Selena Gomez Banged Haze Banga

Selena Gomez might be hooking up with Haze Banga to make Justin Bieber jealous, so here’s a post with pics of her camel toe because journalism.

The Superficial / April 29, 2015

Justin Bieber Put In A Chokehold, Kicked Out of Coachella

Justin Bieber got kicked out of Coachella after being put in a chokehold when he tried to fight security to get backstage to see Drake.

The Superficial / April 14, 2015

Justin Bieber Doesn’t Look High At All

Justin Bieber tripping his face off? I don’t see it.

The Superficial / April 13, 2015

Justin Bieber Touched Ariana Grande, Is Going To Die

Justin Bieber touched Big Sean’s girl. Shit’s about to get real if real means deleting Twitter threats like a giant pussy.

The Superficial / April 9, 2015

Leonardo DiCaprio Partied With Justin Bieber

Leonardo DiCaprio let Justin Bieber hang out with him, so George Zimmerman was right: The end is near and God’s judgement is upon us. REPENT.

The Superficial / March 24, 2015

David Arquette Got His Ass Kicked By Justin Bieber. The Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber personally threw David Arquette out of his 21st birthday party. With his own big boy arms and everything!

The Superficial / March 18, 2015

Kevin Hart On Justin Bieber Roast: ‘He’s Going To Cry In The Car’

Kevin Hart tells Jimmy Kimmel that Justin Bieber probably cried after his Comedy Central Roast which just had all the Paul Walker jokes cut out of it, so now it sucks even more.

The Superficial / March 17, 2015

Justin Bieber’s Comedy Central Roast Happened

Justin Bieber finally got his Comedy Central Roast and has promised to stop screaming in the middle of the supermarket. For the next five minutes. The clock starts now.

The Superficial / March 16, 2015

Martha Stewart’s Roasting Justin Bieber

Martha Stewart just confirmed she’s doing Justin Bieber’s Comedy Central Roast. There’ll be no survivors.

The Superficial / March 9, 2015

Justin Bieber Won’t Stop Begging Seth Rogen To Roast Him

Justin Bieber won’t stop hounding Seth Rogen on Twitter to do his Comedy Central Roast.

The Superficial / March 3, 2015

Justin Bieber Is Banging This. Again.

Justin Bieber is banging a beautiful Latina model again. Your God is dead.

The Superficial / March 2, 2015

Yo, What’d Y’All Do To #BBare? Jigga’s Gone SOFT!

Justin Bieber is sorry, y’all. He’s gonna be super-sensitive from here on out, boo. Totes for realsies.

The Superficial / January 29, 2015

Justin Bieber Asked For His Comedy Central Roast

Justin Bieber wants a Comedy Central Roast as atonement for his boyish bad behavior, which he’s putting behind him to become the asshole adult of his destiny.

Photo Boy / January 21, 2015
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