Posts tagged "Justice League"

Kevin Smith Says Nikki Finke’s DC Comics Movie List Is ‘Completely Legit’

Like any nerd worth his mint on card penis safely sealed in a Mylar bag, Wednesdays are when I scurry down to the local comic shop to spend my hard-earned money on 32-pages of chiseled dudes in tights, and because I can, I'm dragging you down into the mud with me. - *grabs you by …
By: The Superficial / June 18, 2014

Khal Drogo Is Aquaman? Why Not?

Of all the superheroes who are the constant butt of jokes, Aquaman is usually at the top of that list (See: Entourage, swamp wang), so Zack Snyder's going to try and change all that by casting Jason Momoa and presumably have him bang Emilia Clarke …
By: The Superficial / June 16, 2014

I’ve Come Around To Ben Affleck As Batman

[Insert Batman talking in a Boston accent here. It'll be hilarious.] When Ben Affleck was announced as the new Batman in Zack Snyder's sequel to Man of Steel, the Internet was, well, the Internet. And understandably so considering Daredevil was a fiery shit into comic book fans' long boxes - *brushes …
By: The Superficial / August 26, 2013

It’s Time To Let Go of Christian Bale Starring In ‘Justice League’

One of the predominant geek fantasies out there is Christian Bale returning as Batman in the Justice League movie Warner Bros. is dying to slap together so they can start printing out Avengers money. Which probably is a bad idea considering the last two times he played Batman Heath Ledger died and a …
By: The Superficial / July 2, 2013

So Christian Bale Might Be In ‘Justice League’

Until today the conventional wisdom was that Warner Bros.' lack of confidence in Man of Steel caused them to toss out the script for Justice League and adopt a wait-and-see plan before shamelessly copying The Avengers. Except now Latino Review claims (above) that the radio silence is from locking …
By: The Superficial / March 4, 2013

So The ‘Justice League’ Script Got Tossed

For those of you actually expecting a Justice League movie to happen, the current script has reportedly been tossed after nobody would touch the goddamn thing. Also, Warner Bros. is waiting to see how well Man of Steel does this summer, so picking up the Justice League script and going, "Welp, won't …
By: The Superficial / February 8, 2013

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Probably Going To Be Batman In The ‘Justice League’ Movie

So forget all that Armie Hammer business, because apparently Warner Bros. has figured out a way to make this Joseph Gordon-Levitt thing work so they can keep printing money from the Christopher Nolan movies without involving Christopher Nolan who has repeatedly stated he won't touch Justice League with a ten-foot pole.
By: The Superficial / November 27, 2012

Armie Hammer Might Be The New Batman (Again)

And Robin is black. I'm joking! (Racists.) Back in 2007, Armie Hammer was cast as Batman in a Justice League movie that never saw the light of day thanks to the writer's strike, the Australian government going back on a 40% tax rebate and I'm assuming everyone going, "Wait, Adam Brody is The …
By: The Superficial / October 10, 2012

Ben Affleck’s Not Directing The Justice League

"Alright, Flash, in this shot, Wonder Woman's going to gently rest her giant Amazon penis on your back." "Got it. Wait, what?" Presumably because his days are filled with finding new and inventive ways to sneak babies into Jennifer Garner's uterus, Ben Affleck will not be directing a Justice League movie despite …
By: The Superficial / August 9, 2012