June Shannon

Hey, Guys? I Found What Killed Jesus

Honey Boo Boo made a music video. Let the cleansing fire BEGIN.

The Superficial | October 1, 2015 - 12:07 pm

Mama June’s Trying To Get Honey Boo Boo Back On TV Already

Mama June and the Honey Boo Boo clan are meeting with television producers for a new show because Americans will watch anything. Literally anything. I once saw a show about cakes. Just cakes.

The Superficial | February 19, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Mama June Won’t Make A Sex Tape, We’re Saved!

Choc-oh-late? Butter? Sgetti? Baby Ruth?

Yesterday, we learned that Mama June was offered $1 million to make a sex tape because Steve Hirsch is the goddamn devil and now is the hour of his unholy reckoning. Except Mama June is a good, Christian woman and has declined his request, so if anyone needs…

The Superficial | December 16, 2014 - 12:19 pm

Mama June Offered $1 Million To Make A Sex Tape

“Y’all wanna watch us do it Jon Gosselin-syle?”

When we last left Mama June — you know what? This shit’s fucked up by itself. I’m not dredging that all up again. Roll the TMZ quote:

Mama June may have bugs in her feet, but she’s still sexy enough to pull a…

The Superficial | December 15, 2014 - 10:55 am

Mama June: ‘TMZ Photoshopped Me Next To A Child Molester’

Mama June has been working the talk show circuit to clear her name and make money after she basically forced TLC to cancel Here Comes Honey Boo Boo by leaving Sugar Bear for her ex-boyfriend convicted child molester Mark McDaniel who, by the way, also raped her daughter Anna Cardwell when she was eight. And…

The Superficial | November 14, 2014 - 11:23 am

Mama June: ‘Pumpkin’s Father Is A Different Child Molester, Alright?’

I’m going to be completely honest here. After yesterday’s Kim Kardashian Naked FUPA Emporium, I actually miss these simple country folks, and their horrifying shit-pit of codependency filled with child molesters. It’s practically quaint. But enough about why I have tears in my ears, here’s Mama June explaining to Entertainment Tonight why Mark McDaniel, the…

The Superficial | November 13, 2014 - 10:57 am

Mama June’s Letting Pumpkin Believe The Child Molester Is Her Real Dad

It’s been a while since we peered into the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo spittoon, and surprise, it’s still getting more awful by the minute. Which is pretty amazing considering the last post was about Mama June letting Honey Boo Boo sleep in the same bed as the child molester who already raped one daughter

The Superficial | November 11, 2014 - 12:21 pm

Honey Boo Boo Slept In The Same Bed As The Child Molester ‘Allegedly’

“All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous.”

A few days ago, there was a tiny glimmer of light shining out of the Honey Boo Boo crock pot of shit when TLC announced it will not pay Mama June Shannon in full for the unaired episodes it couldn’t run thanks to her decision to…

The Superficial | November 5, 2014 - 12:23 pm

TLC Will Pay Kids In Full For ‘Honey Boo Boo’ Episodes, Not Mama June

“Who wants sketti, y’all?”

Exactly everything coming out of the Mama June Shannon dating the man who molested her daughter situation has been God-fucking-awful, so it’s refreshing to finally see some good news even if it doesn’t involve the words a Southern sheriff saying “Boy, fetch me mah elephant gun.” There’s still time.

The Superficial | November 3, 2014 - 3:22 pm

Mama June: ‘The Truth Will Come Out On My Side’

Mama June Shannon gave an exclusive interview to E! News yesterday to let everyone know that the protection of her kids is her “number one priority” which she’ll now demonstrate by giving indirect answers about whether she’s dating a child molester who raped one daughter in front of another one. She honestly should’ve been a…

The Superficial | October 30, 2014 - 12:52 pm

Mama June’s Daughter Was Molested In Front Of Her Other Daughter

With each passing day, the Mama June dating a convicted child molester who raped her own daughter situation keeps getting soul-crushingly worse even with child protective services involved who probably can’t do shit. And now Radar has released the full incident report from Mark McDaniel’s sexual abuse of June’s daughter Anna (Chickadee) which apparently included…

The Superficial | October 29, 2014 - 12:20 pm

Mama June Under Investigation By Child Services

“Pah. Manga wonjee kohkpa, oong Jedi. Chool kanya wee shaja mee-choo.”

After word, and undeniable photo evidence, got out that Mama June Shannon was letting convicted child molester Mark McDaniel near Honey Boo Boo even though he molested one daughter, most people wondered when the fuck child services is going to get involved.

The Superficial | October 28, 2014 - 2:12 pm

Mama June Let Her Pedophile Boyfriend Near Honey Boo Boo

So here’s all the awfulness that’s spewed out of the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo pedophile shitfest over the weekend which unsurprisingly does get worse than finding out June Shannon’s convicted child molester boyfriend Mark McDaniel forced her own daughter to perform oral sex on him when she was eight. And if this seems like…

The Superficial | October 27, 2014 - 11:44 am

Mama June’s Pedophile Boyfriend Molested Her Daughter Chickadee

And here comes the dark, disturbing ending everyone knew was coming. Mama June Shannon’s daughter Anna Cardwell – Chickadee to fans of the show – has come forward and not only identified herself as the 8-year-old victim Mark McDaniel forced to perform oral sex, but shot down Mama June’s bullshit video denying she’s back together…

The Superficial | October 24, 2014 - 7:56 pm

‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ Is Cancelled

UPDATE: It was her own daughter. The dude molested her own daughter.

After news broke yesterday that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo star Mama June Shannon is dating her ex-boyfriend Mark McDaniel a convicted child molester who forced oral sex on an 8-year-old relative of June’s, TLC has officially cancelled the show because…

The Superficial | October 24, 2014 - 8:55 am

Mama June Is Dating A Convicted Child Molester

“Will this’n here help you catch more keeds? I love you!”

Last month, we found out that somehow Sugar Bear done cheated on Mama June (I really stop joking about all of this as you’ll see in a minute.) because if Jon Gosselin has taught us anything, it’s that reality TV is a…

The Superficial | October 23, 2014 - 12:44 pm


UPDATE: Turns out this story was a bullshit cover for Mama June to get back together with her pedophile ex-boyfriend who molested her daughter. Yup.

Somebody is having sex with the man in this photograph besides the giant woman next to him. That’s literally what you’re about to read because our reality is…

The Superficial | September 19, 2014 - 1:57 pm