June Shannon

Hey, Guys? I Found What Killed Jesus

Honey Boo Boo made a music video. Let the cleansing fire BEGIN. More »

Mama June’s Trying To Get Honey Boo Boo Back On TV Already

Mama June and the Honey Boo Boo clan are meeting with television producers for a new show because Americans will watch anything. Literally anything. I once saw a show about cakes. Just cakes. More »

Mama June Won’t Make A Sex Tape, We’re Saved!

Choc-oh-late? Butter? Sgetti? Baby Ruth?

Yesterday, we learned that Mama June was offered $1 million to make a sex tape because Steve Hirsch is the goddamn devil and now is the hour of his unholy reckoning. Except Mama June is a good, Christian woman and has declined his request, so if anyone needs… More »

Mama June Offered $1 Million To Make A Sex Tape

“Y’all wanna watch us do it Jon Gosselin-syle?”

When we last left Mama June — you know what? This shit’s fucked up by itself. I’m not dredging that all up again. Roll the TMZ quote:

Mama June may have bugs in her feet, but she’s still sexy enough to pull a… More »

Mama June: ‘TMZ Photoshopped Me Next To A Child Molester’

Mama June has been working the talk show circuit to clear her name and make money after she basically forced TLC to cancel Here Comes Honey Boo Boo by leaving Sugar Bear for her ex-boyfriend convicted child molester Mark McDaniel who, by the way, also raped her daughter Anna Cardwell when she was eight. And… More »

Mama June: ‘Pumpkin’s Father Is A Different Child Molester, Alright?’

I’m going to be completely honest here. After yesterday’s Kim Kardashian Naked FUPA Emporium, I actually miss these simple country folks, and their horrifying shit-pit of codependency filled with child molesters. It’s practically quaint. But enough about why I have tears in my ears, here’s Mama June explaining to Entertainment Tonight why Mark McDaniel, the… More »

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