I pretty much made my feelings on the Oscars known last night – Although, kudos to Rust Cohle for his work as an undercover AIDS patient. – so here are the best red carpet pics Photo Boy could find while I sat in the corner making beer can men and mumbling how we’ll do this… More »
Earlier in the week, there was speculation about Julia Roberts being pregnant which can probably be put to rest now because the question is no longer if she’s with child, but how the hell Reese Witherspoon let this happen after I told her 15 fucking times she’s contagious. I don’t remember stuttering.
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While Jaimie Alexander was busy owning her ass at the Thor: The Dark World premiere last night, Gwyneth Paltrow has been preparing an all-out assault on Vanity Fair for daring to investigate her alleged affair with Jeff Soffer in 2008. It’s a battle that will test her mettle and prove if Madonna was right to… More »
Here’s Julia Roberts looking fucking terrible in a bikini yesterday which reminds me of an old saying of mine: “Julia Roberts looks fucking terrible in bikinis.” Granted, it’s not a very snappy saying, or even a clever one, but it’s practical and pretty much conveys everything that’s happening here in as little words as possible. More »
Julia Roberts went swimming with Javier Bardem yesterday while filming scenes in Bali for Eat, Pray, Love. According to IMDB:
While trying to get pregnant, a happily married woman realizes her life needs to go in a different direction, and after a painful divorce, she takes off on a round-the-world journey.
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Here’s Julia Roberts vacationing in Hawaii this week with her family, and I love how she has her kids’ names tattooed above her ass. Because, really, nothing quite fills a child’s heart like knowing their name is just inches above mommy’s slowly losing battle with gravity. That’s just touching.
- Julia Roberts swears! And even more shockingly, is alive. Holy shit! [PopSugar]
- Fergie’s shoe line includes heels named after The Jonas Brothers? So are you not allowed to wear them until you’re married? I don’t get it. [MTV Buzzworthy]
- Courtney Love is opening up a lingerie store. Want to make… More »
Julia Roberts took her kids to Hawaii for the Labor Day weekend and also got her bikini on. What you can’t see in the background is terrified vacationers searching for pineapples to squeeze in their eyes. It was sort of like Pearl Harbor all over again – but with breasts.
Julie Roberts and her husband Danny Moder parked their Mercedes SUV in a handicapped spot while shopping over the weekend. Wow, this from the woman who wanted to take Britney Spears under her wing. At least Britney only neglects her children and endangers their lives, Julia. You, on the other hand, inconvenienced the… More »
Julia Roberts gave birth to a baby boy today at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. She named this one Henry, who now joins his brother and sister, 2-year-old twins Phinnaeus and Hazel. Although judging by these pictures I was expecting her to give birth to a full grown adult bison.
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