Posts tagged "Julia Roberts"

The 86th Annual Academy Awards

I pretty much made my feelings on the Oscars known last night – Although, kudos to Rust Cohle for his work as an undercover AIDS patient. – so here are the best red carpet pics Photo Boy could find while I sat in the corner making beer can men and mumbling how we’ll do thi…

The Superficial / March 3, 2014

Oh, Yeah, Julia Robert’s Pregnant

Earlier in the week, there was speculation about Julia Roberts being pregnant which can probably be put to rest now because the question is no longer if she’s with child, but how the hell Reese Witherspoon let this happen after I told her 15 fucking times she’s contagious. I don’t remember stuttering.
Photos: INFphoto, Splash

The Superficial / December 13, 2013

Gwyneth Paltrow Will Destroy Vanity Fair Now

While Jaimie Alexander was busy owning her ass at the Thor: The Dark World premiere last night, Gwyneth Paltrow has been preparing an all-out assault on Vanity Fair for daring to investigate her alleged affair with Jeff Soffer in 2008. It’s a battle that will test her mettle and prove if Madonna was right to…

The Superficial / November 5, 2013

It’s Famous Movie Star Julia Roberts in a Bikini. Huzzah?

Here’s Julia Roberts looking fucking terrible in a bikini yesterday which reminds me of an old saying of mine: “Julia Roberts looks fucking terrible in bikinis.” Granted, it’s not a very snappy saying, or even a clever one, but it’s practical and pretty much conveys everything that’s happening here in as little words as possible.

The Superficial / August 17, 2011

Julia Roberts in a bikini

Julia Roberts went swimming with Javier Bardem yesterday while filming scenes in Bali for Eat, Pray, Love. According to IMDB:
While trying to get pregnant, a happily married woman realizes her life needs to go in a different direction, and after a painful divorce, she takes off on a round-the-world journey.
God willing, this “round-the-world…

The Superficial / October 26, 2009

Julia Roberts in a bikini

Here’s Julia Roberts vacationing in Hawaii this week with her family, and I love how she has her kids’ names tattooed above her ass. Because, really, nothing quite fills a child’s heart like knowing their name is just inches above mommy’s slowly losing battle with gravity. That’s just touching.
Photos: Splash News

The Superficial / May 6, 2009

Julia Roberts is capable of profanity

- Julia Roberts swears! And even more shockingly, is alive. Holy shit! [PopSugar]
- Fergie’s shoe line includes heels named after The Jonas Brothers? So are you not allowed to wear them until you’re married? I don’t get it. [MTV Buzzworthy]
- Courtney Love is opening up a lingerie store. Want to make your husband…

The Superficial / April 28, 2009

Julia Roberts in a bikini should probably not happen again

Julia Roberts took her kids to Hawaii for the Labor Day weekend and also got her bikini on. What you can’t see in the background is terrified vacationers searching for pineapples to squeeze in their eyes. It was sort of like Pearl Harbor all over again – but with breasts.
Photos: Pacific Coast News

The Superficial / September 2, 2008

Julia Roberts hates the handicapped


Julie Roberts and her husband Danny Moder parked their Mercedes SUV in a handicapped spot while shopping over the weekend. Wow, this from the woman who wanted to take Britney Spears under her wing. At least Britney only neglects her children and endangers their lives, Julia. You, on the other hand, inconvenienced the old…

The Superficial / November 19, 2007

Julia Roberts gives birth

Julia Roberts gave birth to a baby boy today at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. She named this one Henry, who now joins his brother and sister, 2-year-old twins Phinnaeus and Hazel. Although judging by these pictures I was expecting her to give birth to a full grown adult bison.

Superficial / June 18, 2007

Top 20 Richest Women in Entertainment

Forbes has compiled a confusing list of the Top 20 Richest Women in Entertainment. To put together the list they ruled out “non-working celebs who essentially live off royalties (Barbra Streisand, for example), and we also excluded ‘old Hollywood” types like Elizabeth Taylor.’” So basically it’s the 20 richest women in entertainment that you’d…

Superficial / January 19, 2007

Naomi Campbell never not beating people

Naomi Campbell was arrested again in London yesterday on suspicion of assaulting her drug counselor after the counselor walked into a police station with red scratches all over her face and told police Naomi had done it. A spokesperson for Naomi said:
“We believe there has been a misunderstanding. Once police have investigated we…

Superficial / October 26, 2006

Paris Hilton is a huge star

Paris Hilton has allegedly been trying to get out of the premiere of her new movie National Lampoon’s Pledge This, because it’s so bad she’s embarrassed to be associated with it. An insider says:
“The premiere was supposed to have been on Oct. 11 in Chicago, but Paris called at the last minute and…

Superficial / October 19, 2006

Catherine Zeta-Jones loves T-Mobile

AdWeek has put together a list of the top ten celebrity endorsement deals, with Catherine Zeta Jones topping the list at $20 million from T-Mobile. The complete list is:
1. Catherine Zeta-Jones, T-Mobile: $20 million
2. Angelina Jolie, St. John: $12+ million
3. Nicole Kidman, Chanel No. 5: $12 million
4. Jessica Simpson, Guthy-Renker: $7.5…

Superficial / April 25, 2006

Julia Roberts looks interesting

I’m pretty sure Julia Roberts didn’t get a nose job, but I can’t figure out how I could have gone this long without noticing how incredibly gigantic her nose is. She was spotted leaving the Bernard B. Jacobs Theater after a performance of her Broadway play “Three Days of Rain” and judging by the…

Superficial / April 5, 2006

Jessica Alba tired of sexiness

Jessica Alba is sick of playing sex kittens on screen, and would love to star in a romantic comedy. She explains:
“I’ll leave the slutty girl to other people and I’ll play the sweet, moral girlfriend who believes in love – roles that are more interesting than playing a vixen. That’s where I want…

Superficial / March 27, 2006

Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz are hobos

Fashion designer Valentino said in an interview with a German newspaper that Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz dress like homeless people.
“Today you see Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz running around looking unkempt in jogging trousers, they look like bag ladies, like homeless people. In the past you never saw that,” Valentino was quoted a…

Superficial / September 28, 2005

Jennifer Lopez blames career on fame

Jennifer Lopez claims her acting career is being ruined by her fame, and is desperate to land more serious movie roles but says directors refuse to consider her because her personal life is so public.
“In the beginning I was a blank slate. Then when I became famous I was being offered movies that I…

Superficial / August 15, 2005
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